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That was quite possibly why. ;-)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I long to cry out You have made my penis a moot point!, but as yet the appropriate context has not presented itself.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

why else would I qualify it??

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

So this is just a straight-up cocksucking thread, then?

― andy, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know, Aaron - job opportunities?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

no not straight, according to nza

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

For fuck sake, ILX is in the gutter. Not really but does anyone want to look at this thread? It scares me someone is thinking "ah yes, Ned's lad has always been an enigma to me, and what about Geir Hongro's, the possibilities are endless!!"

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha, Ronan is scared of female sexuality. Deviant sexuality, I grant you.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Not really, I find men being into it just as odd, if there was a thread "describe your breasts" I wouldn't be into it either. I am a neo-con.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

no wait you're a neo-con, AND YOU, AND HIM, AND ESPECIALLY YOU.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes but what about your penis?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe it.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

and yet he not only opened the thread but bothered to post to it too. thanks for the scolding!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

very clever.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

One careful owner.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

you're still here

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

He was secretly hoping to see Ned's penis after all.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Where's Momus's penis when you need it?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

can you please leave so i can showeth my wang in peace?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

That will never happen.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

My outrage is of the mock variety. (my penis isn't)

Oops you are a raft of lemons.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it a wang of peace?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

it's on wangs of praise regularly

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

still. here.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

It is a the wang of annoyance and malaise.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

what's w/ the olive branches to the raft of lemons?

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

A wang so angelic it has wings.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Wangwings.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

You are the wind beneath my wangs?

― andy, Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Oops if you told me yours was covered in gold and performed episodes of seinfeld in chinese I'd still think you were a twat.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

aren't there any other threads you disapprove of that you go damn and tell everyone you're above such things?

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, that did make me laugh out loud.

x-post

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

but I didn't come to this thread to fight. so please, resume at episode 6 scene 5-jerry fears his greying hair means he is getting old

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

A twat wang? This is the wangiest argument ever.

x-post

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan's a wiener, not a fighter.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a bratwurst.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is good! it makes me laugh and distracts me from the boob/bra threads.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

wieners don't use drugs.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I resent it when people assume that wangs are just a joke.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Share your wangst with us.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

wang wang wang (oh wait that's not a pun, is it)

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't that a Caberet Voltaire B-side?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

everybody wang chung tonight

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Wang Chung is the reason wangs have gotten a bad rap.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Wasn't that a Caberet Voltaire B-side?

N's wiener is an obscure record by an influential band of art terrorists.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Has anyone ever done a wang rap?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

george michael.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

on a wang and a prayer

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

No, but seriously - there must be hiphop tracks describing wangs, right?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

the 'inserting message' thing takes on new meaning with this thread

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 10 March 2004 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

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194 answers, 3 of which are serious. I guess I shouldn't have expected anything else.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Chris, there is this thing called a back, crack and sack-wax.

Intriguing...is there anesthesia availible?

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Friday, 12 March 2004 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Tuomas' description could equally count for mine, if anyone's interested, which I doubt they are, except that mine isn't particularly dark. My balls are though.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 12 March 2004 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

What's all this dark genitals nonsense? Where have you been sticking them? Or do you just sunbathe nude?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 12 March 2004 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

sometimes nobbers are just a bit darker. nothing sinister

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 12 March 2004 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, shut it, pale-cock.

― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 12 March 2004 13:04 (twenty-two years ago)

posh cock!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 12 March 2004 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

posh wank

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Friday, 12 March 2004 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Martin, don't let DB up you, post it here! crop yr head out and stuff if you want.

I actually have nowhere to host it, and would not impose my body on people anyway, even just a pic. I've only had one person take me up on my offer so far!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 12 March 2004 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

nickalicious is having us on. Everybody knows it's the LEFT nut that hangs lower!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 12 March 2004 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Tuomas, when I called you to thread, it wasn't so much for a description of your penis as it was that a friend of mine had just posted pictures of his penis and I thought it was an interesting situation compared to your "casual nudity among friends" thread (and sorry if you've been pegged as "Mr. Casual Nudity Among Friends"). This situation seems like it's a bit different (formal nudity?).

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

No problem, as I said on that other thread I find it no problem to appear nude, and I'd post a picture of my penis here if I'd own a camera and knew how to put pics on the InterWeb.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

annette backcracknsack?

From Hackensack, obv

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

???

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 12 March 2004 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, see, and I'd look at your picture, T., but it would be entirely for prurient reasons.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 12 March 2004 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

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