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sorry mr. eisbar I am drunk and didn't count right. we're on 48 now:

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

49. on turbodrive

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)

50. In a specimen jar.
51. In the refrigerator.
52. In a specimen jar in the refrigerator.
53. In a pair of silk charmeuse boxers.
54. On a blanket on a Lower East Side sidewalk.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

55. turntable (kitties only)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

56. kitties (turntable only)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!"

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 8 November 2003 07:18 (twenty-two years ago)

58. on the back burner

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 8 November 2003 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Haikunym, you just reminded me of some weird Sesame Street porn story that someone e-mailed me years ago, thanks a lot!!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 8 November 2003 09:44 (twenty-two years ago)

59; Jar of Nutella.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 November 2003 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

KING MISSILE TO THREAD!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 8 November 2003 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

im drunk nest thread eber

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, and Kim, I'm shocked.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

60. In the drunk nest

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

into members of royalty?

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

62. Oh, y'know, over there.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

63; Into the ass of a royal servant.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

64; Camilla Parker-Bowles

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

65; Bryan Adams

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 November 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

66. The village of Desborough.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 8 November 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

77. In the Negative Zone

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 8 November 2003 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

69; In a 69.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 8 November 2003 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

70. Tate Modern

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 8 November 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

71. the mashed potato (ala 'Ill Communication')

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 8 November 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

72. (how have we not had this one yet?) At the bottom of your girlfriend's box of popcorn.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 8 November 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

apple pie?

― Skottie, Saturday, 8 November 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

74. on trial for tax evasion

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 8 November 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

75. a newcastle utd gangbanging (is it cool to make jokes now?)

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Saturday, 8 November 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Jar of Nutella

While still attached?

― Miggie (Miggie), Saturday, 8 November 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

76. A penis cozy

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 8 November 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha... best Saturday morning ever!

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 8 November 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

77. Michael Fawcett.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 8 November 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

78. In the Hershey Highway leading you to the Land of Dairy Queen.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Saturday, 8 November 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

79. A knitted uterus.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 8 November 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

80. in your baby momma
81. in your baby momma's curtains

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Saturday, 8 November 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

82. the dirt

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 8 November 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

(dom wins)

― A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 8 November 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

83. between CeCe and a Ton

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 8 November 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

84. up for adoption

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:11 (twenty-two years ago)

85.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

ahem

― cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

85.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

86. Between a rock and a hard place.

― Skottie, Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

87. Vice

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

88. OPP

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

89. comically, in place of a judge's gavel!

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

90. OPParking Spaces

― oops (Oops), Saturday, 8 November 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

91. http://www.teflfarm.com/pleasure/photos/0/images/yell.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

NO
NO
NO
CHRIST

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

SO SO WRONG

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 8 November 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

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183. In the junk drawer

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 24 January 2005 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

184.Into high society

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

185. Into the WRONG HANDS.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

from savage love this week...

To engage in "femoral intercourse," you will need one person's dick and another person's thighs. Place dick between thighs, press thighs together, and hump away until thighs are a sticky mess. Some other names for femoral intercourse: college-style, dry humping, "English method," and my favorite, "The Weekly Standard."

― peter smith (plsmith), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

186. Evening Standard

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

187. On a necktie

http://13gb.com/media/images/penis_tie.jpg

― stephen, Saturday, 14 June 2008 05:26 (eighteen years ago)

ILX Gays: ♪♫ Meennnn ♪♫

― Eric H., Saturday, 14 June 2008 05:35 (eighteen years ago)

188. wallogina

― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 14 June 2008 08:39 (eighteen years ago)

(not that I am encouraging this)