Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"My preccccciiouuussssss.... unh."

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

'Is that it?'

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

YOU'VE STOLEN MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOULLLLLLLLLLLL

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

"Oh that got in your hair!"

― Vic, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

"put the fuckin lotion in the basket."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

If there is really no such place as the Vagina Hall of Fame, then someone must create one immediately.

― C J (C J), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (twenty-three years ago)

"CAAAAAAAAN YOOOOU FEEEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOVE TOOONIIIIIIIIGHT."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think I've ever had any flan

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

"BEST. ORGASM. EVER. < /comic book guy voice>"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

"...must...not...do...what...I...did...last...time...what? oh never mind"

― dave q, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I FEEL LOVE

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh no! Orgasm! Oh NO!!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

"cage goes in the water, i go in the water, SHARKS in the water"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

'It's raining man!'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

You've unleashed the fucking FURY!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

"I desperately need to acquire some bullpen help and possibly some speed. I think I could do this by trading from my strength positions, namely my RBI guys and starting pitchers..."

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

"Missed!"

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

'George Kennedy was good in 'Cool Hand Luke', wasn't he?'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I HATE YOU RONALD REAGAN!

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

"cue 'the living years'"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:18 (twenty-three years ago)

your vagina is extra wide.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:19 (twenty-three years ago)

'I'm gonna need those TCP reports on my desk by tomorrow'

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"insane in the membrane! insane in the brain!"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

"Oopsie."

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

"Thank you for saving me! But the princess is in another castle!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

"System Dynamics Model of the Dark Night of the Soul!!!"

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

"Can we eat it?"

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

"Lets. Push. Things. Forward."

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

"GIVE ME THAT BACK RIGHT NOW, BITCH!"

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

"Calibrate me, Dick!"

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:26 (twenty-three years ago)

"You know, I hear the ending blows."

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

"Do you take credit?"

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

"this is an introduction into sound"

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I AM A WEREWOLF

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

"Stop that Geir!"

― Mad Icky (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

"I want your skull! I need your skull!"

― slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

"This one time, at bandcamp..."

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

"Damnit, not on the keyboard!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

"Godamn I love Elton John"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

";-)"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'm declaring a jihad on your vag."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:32 (twenty-three years ago)

"This is a ficticious orgasm from a ficticious president!"

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

"It's what astronauts drink."

― Carey (Carey), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)

"Eh."

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

"I give up"

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'm drinking a soy latte/I take a double shotte/It stimulates my body/And you know I'm satisfied."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

"The infidels have not invaded Baghdad, we are in complete control"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

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Take off the fruit, but guard the seed!

― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:59 (five years ago)

there's a dog loose in the woods!

― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:09 (five years ago)

denigrating this luxury avenue

― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:32 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

"He was a very special man, an American Patriot, and great friend...I just got off..."

― "...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:34 (five years ago)

lolz

― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:35 (five years ago)

"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy"

― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:38 (five years ago)

"We begin bombing in five minutes"

― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:41 (five years ago)

“Balloon knot!”

― calstars, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:09 (five years ago)

Hands, face, space

― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:30 (five years ago)

GHISLANE!

― akm, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:26 (five years ago)

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ekee85vX0AAnVCp?format=jpg&name=small

― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 16 October 2020 20:29 (five years ago)

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― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 16 October 2020 22:25 (five years ago)

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― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 17 October 2020 01:22 (five years ago)

Ah, middle age.

― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 17 October 2020 11:16 (five years ago)

five years pass...

Uff da!

― This dark glowing bohemian coffeehouse (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 October 2025 23:43 (seven months ago)

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