there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

lol @ some dude.

in my best pete venkman voice, obviously

With some edits:

--

really feel portugal blew that.

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:06 PM (33 minutes ago)

surely you want your best penalty takers on the first pens as it gets statistically less likely the penalty will actually be taken the deeper you go, as happened there.

yeah tho in my mind teams often leave a particularly good taker as the last one. isn't this fairly common?

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:10 PM (30 minutes ago)

son, it's better to regret something you have done than something you haven't done.

― second only to popcorn (or something), Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:08 PM (31 minutes ago)

and by the way, tell your mother....ZLATAN

― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:16 PM (23 minutes ago)

Americans posting footcelsiors. Heavens!

An American posting a footcelsior where the joke is about a cult Swedish icon no less.

Ned belongs to all of us you.

'portugal' was when i figured out it was about soccer
'surely you want your best penalty takers on the first pens as it gets statistically less likely the penalty will actually be taken the deeper you go' was when i stopped reading

haha
i'm not a hater of football jokes, fire at will, but yeah same here

that's a butthole surfers joke not a football joke you herbs

First rule of comedy, Spike...

Lol stevie otm

Join the pens 15 club.

bail-out reus political significance justin bieber greece hate germany bath salts schurrle

― reflexing cozen stail (cozen), Friday, June 22, 2012 7:46 PM (6 days ago)

Amy Howe: The money quote from the section on the mandate: Our precedent demonstrates that Congress had the power to impose the exaction in Section 5000A under the taxing power, and that Section 5000A need not be read to do more than impose a tax. This is sufficient to sustain it.

ewwwww, "money quote", ewwww

i still don't really understand what that means, though - Section 5000A needs to be revised so that it's a tax now? who does that? how does that work?

oh, uh sorry

wrong thread

but still, "money quote", ewwww amy howe

yeah

no context needed:

after spending 5 minutes googling 'deadmau5 zionist' and 'deadmau5 israel' i have say no

― Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, June 28, 2012 10:48 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

was gonna put that in solitary posts thread

ditto

idk 'add another liberal' is completely dependent on Scalia or Kennedy dying, both could live 10+ years. people live too long these days.

― iatee, Friday, June 29, 2012 10:20 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what if they both died... on the same day

― lag∞n, Friday, June 29, 2012 3:24 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

come to think of it, the rise of gendered portmanteaus is what makes me most violent of all

― Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Friday, June 29, 2012 1:41 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what, like "brodown" or "manscape"?

― Nhex, Friday, June 29, 2012 1:45 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ARGH

― Fiendish Doctor Wu! (kingfish), Friday, June 29, 2012 2:29 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't get your manties in a twist about it.

omg http://mantiesnation.com/

SAIL

i sent a fan mail to a writer once saying how much enjoyed coming across his books in the library and he politely suggested i buy his books in the future. he also called the library, "the libe"

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, June 28, 2012 4:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What else did Dean Koontz say?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, June 28, 2012 4:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that he'd send several wraiths to suck Philip's blood.

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, June 28, 2012 4:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Typical.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, June 28, 2012 4:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

loool

wtf @ the libe

would like if he called the bible, "the bibe"

http://todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/06/29/12485327-all-three-of-tom-cruises-marriages-ended-when-wife-was-33

― lag∞n, Friday, June 29, 2012 8:00 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like the dead rock stars age of tom cruise divorcees

― Chris S, Friday, June 29, 2012 8:03 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nicole kidman and mimi rogers jammin in heaven

― lag∞n, Friday, June 29, 2012 8:05 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wow, tom cruise is fifty in three days? That seems really odd to me.

and perhaps even odder if there's not already a thread about this.

fifty? i thought he was like 65.

Only in Scientology years

chris klein is staring at his phone tonight

― balls, Saturday, 30 June 2012 03:18 (14 hours ago) Permalink

you think tom will give chris klein a booty call?

― scott seward, Saturday, 30 June 2012 03:27 (14 hours ago) Permalink

http://topnews.in/law/files/Titanic-bouncy-castle.jpg

Maybe if I can stay alive another 80 years, I can see the WTC version.

― pplains, Saturday, June 30, 2012

what would alba's voice as batman be like

― mookieproof, Saturday, June 30, 2012 11:49 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oi, alfie, fetch me blood sausages innit time to flog some baddies aye

― m bison, Saturday, June 30, 2012 11:55 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

only with that post did i realise that michael caine = alfie = alfred.

WOAH

I watched BTTF in the theater a few weeks ago and felt the need to sketch this once I got home.

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg831/scaled.php?server=831&filename=soundsb.jpg&res=landing

― chupacabra seeds (Abbbottt), Saturday, June 30, 2012 7:30 PM

Haaaaaaaa

omg I just died

lolololo

LARRY P. ORRIDGE

that's insanely good

haa

p gr8. i prolly would not have caught the reference if i want in that thread tbh

prolly not. what thread?

Is that Larry in the hospital that last panel from getting injured at the construction site?