Should I go fishing or get a friend to hang around? Celebrated GAY Summer 2012

Benzadrine = Bernice?

never heard cathy, i know about tina

christina aguilera is the only celebrity whose name is slang for two separate class a drugs, right?

is that where tina came from? huh

I guess I never thought about it.... I figured it was called Tina b/c of the sounds in "methamphetamine." Or b/c "crystal" could be short for Christina. Is it really about Christina Aguilera??

Christina = Xtina = X

(and for the other, "you know we keep that white girl - CHRISTINA AGUILERA!")

tbh most established drugs slang sounds awfully cheesy, I can't imagine actually saying "charlie" for instance. make your own up.

I wonder if "Let's Have a Kiki" is a satire of this very thing.

Gay culture continues its contraction.

Frankly I don't see this as a negative

Also Rich Juzwiak's new and sometimes uncomfortably personal (but entirely great) new column for Gawker seems to be causing quite a stir

http://m.gawker.com/5921415/pride-and-shame-to-pee-on-me-or-not-to-pee-on-me

haha yeah was gonna post that earlier. i really liked the article

The comparison of a hickey to kaposi's sarcoma was jaw-droppingly "oh no she didn't"

that's how you know "gay culture" has ended

the back-and-forth in the comments between between rich + "strangeboy" is a very riveting read as well

Am I dumb as hell or are the comments impossible to navigate?

is this a trick question?

Let's get a room.

From a source that wishes to remain anonymous:

morbs and jesse sitting in a tree a-r-g-u-i-n-g

yeah i still don't get the gawker commenting system

oh. http://www.vice.com/read/the-vice-guide-to-being-gay?Contentpage=-1

i like how the "nightlife is dying" articles continue to ...dance around the fact that no one cares about gay clubs' same old shitty djs playing same old 80s/90s sounds

Wicca and Other Spiritual Nonsense
I'm not sure why, I think it might be something to do with the popularity of Buffy and The Craft with gays of a certain age, but gay dudes are heavily into hippie bullshit. If someone asks you what star sign you are or talks about Reiki or, and ESPECIALLY, mentions the term "radical faerie," it doesn't matter how hot he is: run.

I wonder if I've truly learned this lesson.

i like how the "nightlife is dying" articles continue to ...dance around the fact that no one cares about gay clubs' same old shitty djs playing same old 80s/90s sounds

Boy, you trippin. With the exception of seeing a really drunk Man Parrish DJ at the Cock, I have yet to find a gay club that plays the same old 80s/90s sounds; everywhere I've ever gone is horrible remixes of Katy/Ke$ha/Gaga

those

...remixes

...DAMN IT PHONE those remixes can usually still boil down to some late 90s formula

oh hey, vice mag says gay guys think vaginas are gross, AMIRITE haha file a stainless steel buttplug into a spike and fuck me to death with it, WOW EDGY

still can't believe that vice came from my city. worst thing to ever emerge from montreal, perhaps.

all I hear at my shitty gay clubs are Tiesto and Guetta remixes.

ugh ugh ugh (xp) (maybe?)

this sounds twee but lately i need hugs more than all the steel spike buttplugs in the world, that's not counting hatehugs.

...DAMN IT PHONE those remixes can usually still boil down to some late 90s formula

Oh totally, but as far as I'm concerned the 90's were over by 1996

Like in my fantasy gay clubs in the 80's/90's played like Gwen Guthrie and Masters at Work remixes and "Fascinated" by Company B

Pretty sure they were playing Sugar Ray iirc.

and plenty of Jody Watley

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Nah, in the '90s it was just all Hector Hex instead of Guetta.

xp you just reminded me that I found a Larger Than Life LP for $1 a few months ago

so i am back in Oakland. i had to come back for a family obligation. Theo is still travelling, maybe for another month.

and i fucking hate everything.

except him.

(also hey rev, it was fun to hang out with you, we had the awesomest time in seattle).

yeah, y'all were awesome. love you motherfuckers.

also here is a pic of us cleaning up (drinking mimosas, really) the day after that epic party where rev got all mudslutty.

https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/579849_464925263535795_1012123916_n.jpg

Oh, did anyone ever see my hat? I tried to role through there like three times but the gate was locked.

roll through*

it should be in the 'butch queen' pile. friend "butch queen" on facebook and they'll help ya out.

ah, ok. thanks! I feel like this should be their anthem http://soundcloud.com/feelingseverywhere/ynfynyt-scroll-butch-queen

btw, KJB, I'm way behind on everything but obsessed with this at the moment

http://soundcloud.com/andygensler/01-stimela-by-wynter-gordon

my boy leaves for a month on monday :/

(sorry we couldn't cross paths in the bay, t)

hey jo3, next time!!

also, commence commiseration over missing our boyfriends.

(the texting is already out of control, it makes it better in one way and worse in another).

If we can wait until Tuesday, I can join in the commiseration party. The boy is off to New York until mid-August and leaving me with his cat to take care of.

*sigh* WHY MUST WE HAVE SUCH WANDERERS.

what's really rad though is that our time together travelling for the past month was so amazing that we're more...uh..."committed" to each other than ever. so, hey, silver linings. just wish i was still travelling, oakland is depressing the shit out of me.

i can't even text him, he's going to south america