BAG = Ivanovic. Derived from the ~~*Baby Anci Girl*~~ nonsense her fans come up with.
It would be very Stosur-like to still lose this match after bagelling Rus in the second set, right?
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:20 (fourteen years ago)
I <3 RUS
Stosur losing is just such a beautiful thing always.
― uberweiss, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:29 (fourteen years ago)
The smug look on the ump's face when she overruled, Rus challenged and the ball was out by a millimetre! Amazing.
Duelling metdowns in Manislas vs Melzer - resumed with Melzer serving for the match at deuce, having missed 3 MPs yesterday. He started with a BH shank and DF, lol. But won in the end after Stan forgot to find the court.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:34 (fourteen years ago)
Nothing about this match is actually beautiful, though Rus is quite attractive. Which always is a surprise given that her namesake was never renowned for her beauty.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:34 (fourteen years ago)
LOL, Rus just aired a ball on BP.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:36 (fourteen years ago)
Melzer's facial hair = um, actually quite attractive? Something wrong with me here?
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:36 (fourteen years ago)
YASSSSS that drugs cheat Odesnik is out, well done POW
xp Melzer is an attractive man, you see what Benesova sees in him (and half the WTA before her). But not the facial hair, no
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:37 (fourteen years ago)
Aaaaand Stosur shanks a BH on BP. Clank.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:41 (fourteen years ago)
Clank, clank, clank!
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:43 (fourteen years ago)
Oooh and after Stosur loses I can watch Wozniacki lose :D loving life
― uberweiss, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:45 (fourteen years ago)
Enough of this! Time to watch Paszek beat the Woz. I hope.
x-post!
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:45 (fourteen years ago)
Oh shit @ that MP save tho.
― uberweiss, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:53 (fourteen years ago)
Ruh-roh Rus.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:53 (fourteen years ago)
Choking R US
Hehe that was a good one! Just came up w/ that!
― uberweiss, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:54 (fourteen years ago)
Paszek up a break and didn't give it away!
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:55 (fourteen years ago)
Shanksur outdoing Choking R Us now
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:58 (fourteen years ago)
Hahahahahahahaha
FWIW I put money on that the minute I saw it was on No 1 Court
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:59 (fourteen years ago)
3rd MP! :D never in doubt. Only Stosur can fail this badly after saving 2 MPs and then having 2 game points for 5-5 :D
And she's done it! Lollllll! Love it! And Rus' attitude! :D
― uberweiss, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 13:59 (fourteen years ago)
That horrible low-quality match got the scoreline it deserved! Now, COME ON TAMIRA!
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 14:00 (fourteen years ago)
And Lindsay Davenport commentating! Yes! Oh the thought that Woz could fail to improve on last year's dismal RG/W showings is giving me life. Out of the top 10 with you after the US Open! Maybe you can win Bali this year.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 14:04 (fourteen years ago)
Come on Caroline!
― pandemic, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 14:08 (fourteen years ago)
She can't win Bali unless she actually wins a tournament, lol. Unless they give her Ivanovic's WC.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 14:12 (fourteen years ago)
OH TAMIRAAAAAAAAA
Squandered 4 SPs when serving for the set. 5-5.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 15:04 (fourteen years ago)
-_-
― Roz, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 15:15 (fourteen years ago)
Well that went as well as you'd expect.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 15:17 (fourteen years ago)
You guys this match is really good now. Paszek just saved two MPs and forced the TB with some AMAZING shots.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:23 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah this is outstanding, really glad I'm on vacation and able to watch this!
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:25 (fourteen years ago)
I swear on the first MP every one of Paszek's shots landed centimetres from a line.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:27 (fourteen years ago)
How many MPs did she save on her way to the Eastbourne title last week, five?
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:28 (fourteen years ago)
Also this feels weird saying this, but I am not detesting watching Woz play...? Feel like I'm in the twilight zone or something
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:28 (fourteen years ago)
5 against Care Bear, and I think a few against CAKE too
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
I was just saying on Twitter that the slickness of indoor grass has made this a pretty fun match, even from Woz's side - it gives her shots the oomph that she can't muster on her own
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
Tamira FH! Kaman!
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:31 (fourteen years ago)
I am in love with Paszek's forehand
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:31 (fourteen years ago)
Paszek's shitty second serve not even a weakness cuz she just serves it to the Woz FH every time
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:32 (fourteen years ago)
YESSSSSSSSSSS
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:33 (fourteen years ago)
Tamira! That was fire.
― Roz, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:33 (fourteen years ago)
This is like a 4th round match
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:34 (fourteen years ago)
Feels like every time the roof is closed we get a terrific match. Venus/Kimiko last year, Murray/Wawrinka before that, now this...
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:37 (fourteen years ago)
Oh DEAR that DF though :/
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:38 (fourteen years ago)
Last couple of games and TB were great but ugh can't get over how slow the pace of play is - Paszek, in particular, takes forever to set up before serving. and it's made worse by so many of her service games going to multiple deuces.
― Roz, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:39 (fourteen years ago)
Great return game Tamira
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:49 (fourteen years ago)
FUUUUCK I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THIS
7-6 TO PASZEK SAVING MATCH POINTS? WHY DO I MISS EVERYTHIIIIIING
― uberweiss, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 16:58 (fourteen years ago)
AMAZING FH DTL to break!
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:06 (fourteen years ago)
get it girl
― Roz, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:06 (fourteen years ago)
Aaaahaha and an amazing lob there
Fucking hell
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:07 (fourteen years ago)
This match is bonkers
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:08 (fourteen years ago)
Woz's desperation aggressive mode out in full force, sigh.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:09 (fourteen years ago)
Whoever is behind goes into beast mode
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 17:09 (fourteen years ago)