WIMBLEDON 2012

this is the most entertaining text description of a tennis match

7-0. Of course.

lmao. seriously Bellucci does this all the time, but that TB really was a nightmare.

people I know the tennis is like really important and all but what I really want to know is who is the cutest female player this year

F.Lopez, like every year

sorry lex but I specified female

Lopez is womanly enough for me not to be attracted to him

Dimitrov takes the second set over Anderson with a dramatic dive volley :)

andrea hlavackova

Czink came pretty close to a golden set against Larsson! 14 minutes and she only lost three points.

ugh why is Pony down a set?

I had a feeling Haase could be trouble. Big hitting big server :/

really not remotely surprised kvitova was struggling so much. she was literally hitting with that old and overweight coach of hers yesterday, and his technique was... flawed. not the best preparation ever i don't think

are we all downloading LoveCalc, too?

like Venus' loss yesterday, it really makes me sad that Kolya can't even put up much of a resistance anymore. :(

wtf this was totally the wrong thread for that post

lol yea figured

yeah watching KING KOLYA is just sad now. going for too much because he can't rely on his footspeed any more :(

Pony took the third set TB, looked good while doing so. I actually did mean in terms of his tennis but you know, in all senses too.

:D

Q. Sharapova is one of your sharpest opponents here. Can you comment on her development back to this position from her problems.

SERENA WILLIAMS: Yeah. She had a lot of issues. It took her about five years to get back. Like I said a couple weeks ago, I was really happy and proud for her. I looked up to that because I’ve had some issues myself. I’m a year back and I’m already in the top 10. I’m trying to do like she does and just keep going.

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:D

meanwhile, I <3 Sania Mirza (yet again): http://ibnlive.in.com/news/sania-mirza-lashes-out-at-paes-father/268072-5-22.html

In other news, the tournament that brings us Stupid Sunday every year has refused to use the roof they spent £80m this evening even though they have a backlog of like a hundred matches. Morons.

Mrs Krumm up two breaks already! Gorgeous grass-court skillz, esp on the backhand, good slices, lobs, joyous! Bondarenko is a moron, of course.

This is the first time I've seen Jamie Hampton play and um...it's like she's never played tennis before. Absolutely dreadful.

I feel sad for Mrs Krumm missing out on the Olympics, that was a goal of hers :(

Watching Hampton, just how bad must Hantuchoka have been in R1?

Wasn't Hanturexia injured or some shit (how would you tell?) Mrs Krumm gave one break back after having a SP, which was an amazing point from both. Her serve deserted her. She won't fuck up twice thouth.

She fucked up twice. From 5-1 to 5-5 two years running here. Why can't she just WIN SET POINTS.

Oh my god she's going to fuck up a third time. ARAJHDKJHDKDSK;IEIOOI;E;DIVNJ

She finally closed.

Bloody hell. Krumm finally takes the set 7-5. It should have been 5-1. Why did she need to put us all through that.

Fucking hate my computer. Every time I try watch streams it overheats and shuts down.

So she's going to lose in fucking three now, right.

On the plus side, hopefully Ivanovic will also be losing in three today. Please!

Watson is the first into the 3rd round. Aw she's so sweet.

Boo @ BAG winning and Mrs Krumm losing their three-setters.

LOL @ how BoJo is standing halfway up the court to return, she doesn't give a shit about Lisicki's serve.

Stosur on grass is kind of hilarious. Her serve does nothing, and she'll hit her forehand all over the place and then... uh.. what? Hit a backhand winner!

lol umpire called game at 15/40. Pathetic!

God so much simultaneous drama there for a minute.

BoJo saved three MPs from 0-40 down in one service game. In her next...she lost the match from 40-0 up. Women's tennis.

Sweeting has the first set over Tipsy, which doesn't surprise me after seeing him in qualies.

Errani didn't even have to hit a ball to progress today - her match with Vandeweghe resumed with Bratdeweghe serving MP down...DF :D

I'm sitting here staring at BAG thinking "... Brian Austin Green? That can't be right..."

So many hot boys in the crowd. There was like an entire line of them at one end on the court with Mrs Krumm on it.

BAG = Ivanovic. Derived from the ~~*Baby Anci Girl*~~ nonsense her fans come up with.

It would be very Stosur-like to still lose this match after bagelling Rus in the second set, right?

I <3 RUS

Stosur losing is just such a beautiful thing always.

The smug look on the ump's face when she overruled, Rus challenged and the ball was out by a millimetre! Amazing.

Duelling metdowns in Manislas vs Melzer - resumed with Melzer serving for the match at deuce, having missed 3 MPs yesterday. He started with a BH shank and DF, lol. But won in the end after Stan forgot to find the court.

Nothing about this match is actually beautiful, though Rus is quite attractive. Which always is a surprise given that her namesake was never renowned for her beauty.

LOL, Rus just aired a ball on BP.

Melzer's facial hair = um, actually quite attractive? Something wrong with me here?

YASSSSS that drugs cheat Odesnik is out, well done POW

xp Melzer is an attractive man, you see what Benesova sees in him (and half the WTA before her). But not the facial hair, no

Aaaaand Stosur shanks a BH on BP. Clank.

Clank, clank, clank!

Oooh and after Stosur loses I can watch Wozniacki lose :D loving life