christ i formatted that badly, sorry everyone.
― Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 08:43 (fourteen years ago)
Phil Brown on 5Live last night wondering why German's and Italian's don't seem to come and play in the Prem.
"You look at Pirlo and wonder for the life of you why he's not come to England, is he um homophobic...".
I'm not sure that's really the term you were looking for Phil.
― pandemic, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 09:45 (fourteen years ago)
well *something* must be wrong with him
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:01 (fourteen years ago)
cos he doesnt need to be shawxed
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:02 (fourteen years ago)
do they even have leagues in Germany and Italy?
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:09 (fourteen years ago)
that is pretty amazing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu7LquvfeQA
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:16 (fourteen years ago)
P H I L B R O W N I S P H I L B R O W N
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:17 (fourteen years ago)
wtf? is that edited, or does he think "homophobic" means afraid of leaving home?
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:24 (fourteen years ago)
xenophobic
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:24 (fourteen years ago)
Well you know how these Italians love their mamas
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:32 (fourteen years ago)
We lost to a better team, not a world-class team, an ordinary Italian team; with the exception of Andrea Pirlo I wouldn’t have swapped a single player for any of ours.
http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/903278-ashley-cole-and-young-not-to-blame-the-team-caused-euro-2012-exit-mark-bright
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:33 (fourteen years ago)
mark bright is just the most retarded worthless fucking mouth breather
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:34 (fourteen years ago)
In the immortal words of Slaven Bilic "wake up you fucking cretin".
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:34 (fourteen years ago)
And your licence fee is paying his wages
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:35 (fourteen years ago)
the contempt for reason is so extreme it is just
an entire team outplays another team and that is down to the one player who they have already heard of, it's like every player other than pirlo (and balotelli) does not really exist, the rest of the world is just a fungible collection of anonymous foreigns who just randomly coagulate into teams to play england every few years
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:44 (fourteen years ago)
And, while we're at it, why won't the Scots, Welsh, Norn Irish just get behind the British team
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:47 (fourteen years ago)
yeah i did figure xenophobic as well. still, INCREDIBLY thick mistake to make, surely the word "homophobic" is ubiquitous now.
bright has a long history of saying dumb shit, he confused ireland and northern ireland last year then made it signifcantly more dumb when he got annoyed with people tweeting complaints at him, in a sort of "what's the difference anyway???! chill out!" way.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:47 (fourteen years ago)
amazing to try parsing the reptile logic of phil brown
there are better players in other countries >> england has the best league >> why don't they come to england >> they hate england
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:52 (fourteen years ago)
I thought there was a "west ham reject" in the italian team
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:55 (fourteen years ago)
The England team is usually full of those too
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:57 (fourteen years ago)
is it really true that diamanti made more passes in 40 mins than gerrard in 120?
― Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 10:57 (fourteen years ago)
Apparently. Gerrard knacked by having to play in the best league in the world I suppose.
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:00 (fourteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luk35lCneC1qchl8do1_500.gif
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:01 (fourteen years ago)
playing "Out There Somewhere" at the moment and it syncs rather nicely with that gif
― ENPBGIW (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:02 (fourteen years ago)
idk about mentioning balotelli with pirlo, this is the balotelli that missed 2-3 one on ones and kicked the ball out of the stadium twice.
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:37 (fourteen years ago)
i mean he's obviously the world's greatest player it's just y'know when does he ever do anything?
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:38 (fourteen years ago)
FOUND OUT
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:39 (fourteen years ago)
just not found, tbh
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:41 (fourteen years ago)
yeah but u think andy carroll isn't waste
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:42 (fourteen years ago)
Balotelli plays in the Premiership therefore he is obv. Italy's best player. Bit like when Freddie Ljungberg was the obv. the best player in a Swedish team that included Zlatan AND Henrik Larsson.
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:50 (fourteen years ago)
i think andy carroll's got the makings of a particularly effective centre forward in him.
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:51 (fourteen years ago)
1. Half the Italy team plays for Juve, who didn't even make it into the Europa. If most English journo knowledge comes from the CL (unless a team beats Utd in the Europa), it isn't exactly surprising they don't know these guys, even if it is frustrating.
2. With an Italian Chelsea manager and an exotic Italian team (see #1) knocking England out, the Daily Mail and the Sun are going to write soooooooo many shitty false transfer stories about Montilivo or whoever going to Chelsea.
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:52 (fourteen years ago)
Zlatan at his peak > Ljungberg at that time > Henrik at the time > Zlatan at the time
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:53 (fourteen years ago)
zlatan, now he's waste.
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:53 (fourteen years ago)
Ljungberg at that time > Henrik at the time
You wouldn't have guessed that from their respective performsnces in the tournament
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 11:58 (fourteen years ago)
straight gooner challops
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:03 (fourteen years ago)
oh yeah my bad the guy who was an integral part in one of the greatest teams ever was shit.
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:12 (fourteen years ago)
lol yeah, he was shit, definitely
Or, are you saying that one of the best players in britain for almost a decade was 'shit'?
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:14 (fourteen years ago)
I didn't say he was shit, I said it was gooner challopy to place him in front of Henrik Larsson.
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:17 (fourteen years ago)
ibrahimovic is considerably better than either of the others ever were
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:17 (fourteen years ago)
larsson was better than ljungberg tho
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:18 (fourteen years ago)
fwiw I was a big admirer of Freddie and I was a great disappointment when a broken old husk of a man bearing his name turned up at Celtic Park for a pay check.
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:19 (fourteen years ago)
he came back from injury in 2007 or thereabouts and had completely lost his acceleration
without it he was trash, barely even milner level
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:21 (fourteen years ago)
With Zlatan at his best I'd agree, but he so often looks so cba that I'd probably still rather have peak Henke in my team.
Also my spectacles are green-tinted as Henke remains the best team forward it has ever been my pleasure to see regularly.
― onimo, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:22 (fourteen years ago)
No I am just fucking annoyed that supporting one of the best 20 players of the 00 decade is 'challops'. Larsson was v good those two and a half seasons in proper football, sitting on the bench for Barca and Utd.
― Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:23 (fourteen years ago)
aka Larsson didn't play in the premiership, therefore wasn't good
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:24 (fourteen years ago)
he so often looks so cba that I'd probably still rather have peak Henke in my team.
....
― onimo, Tuesday, June 26, 2012 2:22 PM (54 seconds ago)
nobody of his size is going to be scurrying about like park js
his attitude isn't always great but that's more to do with his tendency to sulk if the rest of the team aren't exactly subservient to his needs
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:28 (fourteen years ago)
ljungberg wasn't even very good for more than a couple years tbrr, larsson was excellent in scotland and europe for years and years, and probably peaked before he ever retired to utd, so tbh sam that's actually shitetalk man
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:31 (fourteen years ago)
i mean ljungberg barely makes top 20 gooner players in the 00's tbpfh
― I blame the prurience (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:32 (fourteen years ago)
No I am just fucking annoyed that supporting one of the best 20 players of the 00 decade is 'challops'.
He's not one of the best 20 players of the 00s, nowhere near.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 13:32 (fourteen years ago)