"Come, lie down on my rape divan."
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
(I am really sorry for that)
"Strange, you're the only one to show up for my fear of heights seminar!"
― that's why Love made the weirdos (brownie), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:14 (eleven years ago) link
"sometimes a mountain is just....a mountain"
― roon dmc (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link
ok i laughed at brownie's
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:34 (eleven years ago) link
"Let me enlighten you about your mother."
― Mordy, Monday, 25 June 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link
"change of plan- mohammed's not coming"
― roon dmc (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:00 (eleven years ago) link
"Just lie down on the couch and tell me all about your small penis"
― gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
"I admit this is a setback... but I am sure that one day, Herr Schmidt, we will beat this terrible fear of the cable car"
― gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
"That's very interesting. Did you also find your father to be...remote?"
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
"This is analysis. Enlightenment is the next peak over."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 25 June 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link
^winner
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link
"No need to be embarrassed, those mountains look a bit like your mother's boobies to me too"
― gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
Awaiting the noms for the Superman one, but:
http://arstechnica.com/business/2012/06/christ-what-an-asshole-is-only-001-of-new-yorker-caption-contest-subs/
...
― Mark G, Monday, 2 July 2012 08:36 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/09/p465/120709_contest_p465.jpg
"um, help?"
― Mark G, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link
sup
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
"You know "Leda and the Swan"? I'm Michelangelo."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link
"Well yes, but I also play with The Sea and Quack"
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link
"The rocket fuel in my shell tickles but otherwise smooth flying."
― Mordy, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
i call it turtle power
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link
do you birds know how a parachute works?
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
do you birds know how a pressure cooker works?
I think Mr. Escher had a drink or two before he drew us, am I right?
― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm a turtle dove."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
lol snappin, that's a good'un
― goole, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
"See, I can also 'crane' my neck. Geddit?"
― goole, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
"is that a photographer up there?"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm actually very far away from you, but I'm disproportionately huge. This guy isn't all that good at perspective."
― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link
"you might know my dad, Gamera."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link
"Someone told me this was a fancy dress migration."
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link
"What are ya'll doing in my psychedelic ocean?"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:00 (eleven years ago) link
you guys have never won this, right
― frogbs, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
"You said we had to be anseriformes on this flight? I thought we just had to fill out answer forms."
― chupacabra seeds (Abbbottt), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't really care about flying south, I just wanted to shit on something."
― goole, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
"This is always the worst part of a timeshare swap."
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link
"After I beat that hare I thought 'the sky's the limit!'"
― Jesu swept (ledge), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link
"Best. Upgrade. EVER!"
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
"hypnosis"
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
"is this a dream? what is that bright light? am i ... dying? oh ... god ... i am finally ... at peace..."
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
"Who you calling a dinosaur?"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
"I'm on a jobswap with Superman!"
― Mark G, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
"If you must know, I got 'Freaky Friday'-ed."
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
"It's not my negative space, or your negative space. it's our negative space."
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
"CAW! CAW!"
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
i think you mean "QUACK! QUACK!"
― Jesu swept (ledge), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
"got any lettuce?"
― Mark G, Monday, 2 July 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
"well the kids are all gone now and marcy- that's my wife, marcy- marcy said "you've always wanted to do it, you should go for it!" and i just thought, well, why not?"
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link
"Just go ahead and say it. Say it to my face, Hinkwell!"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link