the most important election of your lifetime: 2012 american general election thread

gravy bowl?

yeah people are always giving each other gravy bowls

I got three last year, one from my wife, one from mom & one from the chairman of the ways & means committee

obama ruining gravy parties for hard-working americans across the land. :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgTrQa5epHI&feature=related

they obv wanted to pick something besides latte maker or vacuum pump.

any ppl appreciate gravy receptacles way more than they appreciate presidents

Someone wants me to send them my hard earned money? This is unheard of!

"I got married and all I got was this stupid presidency"

ha

Plus, it’s a gift that we can all appreciate

I really can't get enough of this

that statement is super lol in its blundering tone but ppl get gravy boats/bowls all the fucking time as superfluous wedding gifts; it probably ranks up there with coffee grinders and extra place settings in the overpurchased gift stakes

the overly personal tone of official communication from the white house really skeeves me out; emails titled "Hey", calls for birthday wishes to the president, euchh

huh. it turns out that 'gravy bowl' has an urban dictionary entry.

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do not read it.

obv it involves feces

rong

guess again

but... it's an urbandictionary definition, it HAS to involve feces

okay honestly that is the tamest UD entry I've ever read

The WH spam talking about "Barack" is unbecoming for communications from the World's #1 Rogue Badass.

I'd use my coffee grinder more often if I didn't have to clean the thing.

I've almost given up telling students that referring to Important People by first name is not, er, formal.

whither Rihanna

xxpost DJP tame, sure but it was certainly unexpected

http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2012/06/romney-to-seek-retraction-from-washpost-127441.html

hmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2012/06/wapo_shuts_down_team_romney.php?ref=fpblg

people talk shit about wapo and of course Fred Hiatt is a vacillating milquetoast douchebag but sometimes it can report some fucking news.

sorry I'm having a really emotional day and fond memories of the reliable source column gossiping about the bush twins or something

Apparently nobody told Team Romney that you never go full retard:

Mitt Romney’s campaign is responding to evidence that Bain Capital invested in companies that sent American jobs overseas by accusing the Obama administration of “outsourcing” telemarketing jobs to Omaha, Nebraska.

so now it's a referendum on Bob Dole's 1996 health plan. wanna bet?

Rupert Murdoch ‏@rupertmurdoch
Met Romney last week. Tough O Chicago pros will be hard to beat unless he drops old friends from team and hires some real pros. Doubtful.

o shit

#14 on The National Post's "15 things you should know about Canadian identity" Canada Day piece:

HERE, MITT ROMNEY WOULD NOT STAND A CHANCE:

If U.S. President Barack Obama were running for election in Canada, he would win big. He has the support of 67% of Canadians, whereas Mitt Romney, the Republican, could count on just 17% of the votes. “Canada is, in U.S. terms, a Democratic country,” Mr. Bozinoff said.

Paul Ryan, questioned by George Stephanopopololpolous, averred that our rights are natural and therefore government is peripheral to the affirmation of them. It was as bold and fiery a statement of quasi-Randian thought as I've seen, and of course wasn't contradicted. Once again I ask, just about screaming in the dark, where is the liberal willing to explain in front of a camera why government is necessary? Coming after an Obama hack failing to answer the question about the Roberts ruling ("Is it a tax?"), it was more confirmation that we're fucked.

haha that is for sure an essential fact re canada

If you think government is evil, do not work in government. Otherwise yeah I'm 100% sure not only what you are saying is bullshit, but that you don't even truly believe it.

You cannot rant about wasteful government spending WHILE YOU EARN YOUR INCOME FROM SAID SPENDING.

what if he's a double agent? 00Ryan

haha u all remember this lil guy http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/07/gop-teen-idol-jonathan-krohn-defects-from-conservative-movement.php

I do remember him! That's hilarious. Amused that Politico thought to ring him up for a story.

corrupted by Wittgenstein

Attributing his newfound skepticism of the right to a close reading of German philosophy

Soon he'll be a law student with a bunch of dusty philosophy books on his shelf.

my favorite part of the original politico piece is when they write Krohn is bucking the received wisdom that people become more conservative as they get older, as if SEVENFUCKINGTEEN is "older" in a "you gotta have a lawn to want people off it" sense.

As Churchill once said...

"If you're not a conservative at 13, you have no brain. If you're not a liberal at 17, you have no dick."

Krohn is living the received wisdom that smart kids stop regurgitating TV and start regurgitating books as they reach their college years.

The college conservative who pwns Toure, according to The Corner, stresses how many college students are living with or returning to their parents, as if that's supposed to (a) make those students more conservative (b) their parents are conservatives in the Corner sense.

wow, they are running a FUCKLOAD of Bam and Mittens ads on Quad Cities/Iowa nightly news. So there are still reasons to live in NY.

One of the Mitt ads has a clip of Rodham calling O a liar in '08, lol.

getting a lot in Virginia as well

http://i.imgur.com/Et8c0.png

That Christie article where he wondered why Bruce Springsteen didn't like him made him look so pathetic, I think he's probably the last person to take advice from.

ha yes thats the thing theres a good reason why romney shouldnt be himself, christie too

so that remark by the Romney surrogate yesterday about the "tax" really hurt Mittens with the base.