thread of missing brodie

hey im back :)

hey there, brodie. what the heck have you been doing with yourself lately?

brodie, i've been missing u

mm not much school friends im gonna try and get a job at mcdonalds

what happened to being a bellboy?

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LQhPjZPlz2I/0.jpg

McBrodie, doesn't sound too bad, you have to start somewhere.

brodie what is the best thing to order at mcdonalds?

i still want to be a bellboy but for the moment im happy to work wherever and maccas sounded the most promising and in my opinion a chicken burger and a mcflurry are the best things to buy there

maccas

thats its aussie name dont were it out

maccas mcdonalds same thing

hmm whers everyone

hey brode

why have you forsaken us Brodie!!!

how are you doing dude?

Since Brodie doesn't seem to be around, I thought I'd recount a little anecdote about him. This is completely true, by the way.

Brodie and I were sitting on a hillock of hummock grass in the tatty eucalyptus creek by the billabong. We were discussing paleogeography, which is one of Brodie's interests, along with bellhoppery.

Brodie was telling me about the paleo-supercontinent of Gondwana, of which Australia is just one tiny sliver. Apparently, about 500 million years ago, Australia collided very slowly with neoproterozoic India. This, Brodie explained, is why the curry houses of Melbourne are so authentic.

In the middle of this exposition, Brodie suddenly burst out: "Grampsy, are you wearing a fake wig?"

I explained patiently that there's no such thing as a fake wig, since all wigs are real wigs.

Brodie shook his head.

"An actor whose role demands that he wear an 18th century wig could fake the wig by using his own hair."

"So are you suggesting that I'm using my real hair to fake a wig?"

This was clearly not what Brodie had been intending to suggest at all, but stubbornness made him pretend that it was.

"Yes. You're using your real hair as a fake wig."

To prove that the wig I was wearing was real, I lifted it off my head: "There. You see, it's a real wig."

Young Brodie was having none of it.

"You could still be using your real hair as a fake wig, just by detaching your real hair from your head first, in order that it better resemble a real wig when lifted."

Well, my bluff had well and truly been called. I had in fact been faking a wig, using my real hair as a red herring.

"There's no gulling you, lad," I said, ruffling Brodie's wig (which, by the way, is real). "One of these days you're going to make the greatest bellhop Queensland has ever seen."

"I already did," said Brodie. "His name's George."

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Spooky xp

ROFL!

Mark ROFLo!

hey all sorry i havnt been online in a while

ive had crap going on

tell us about it, brodie

mmm just school a family

you know a billion assignments that i have to do in like 2 weeks

hello brodie, i'm sorry things have been tough but there is no call for such filthy language.

brodie did you ever fill out an application at McDonald's©?

nah couldnt be bothered sorry estela

Missing Wahroonga teen Brodie Hale is heading north, possibly to Queensland, police said.

Police received information that Brodie, 17, was in Taree on the NSW north coast on Tuesday.

The report has not been confirmed, but police said it was likely he was heading to Queensland.

It is not known why Brodie has gone missing, police said.

An extensive search is on for the Wahroonga teen, who is in need of medical assistance and has been missing for more nearly two days.

Ku-ring-gai duty officer Inspector Steve Martlew said police and Brodie’s family have real concerns for his welfare.

Police are appealing for public information to locate the youth.

Brodie was last seen at his home in Braeside St, Wahroonga at 12.15pm on Monday.

He left his home in his car, a silver-coloured 1995 Mazda MX6 sedan with red P plates, NSW registration number ALV 57V.

There have been extensive searches by the local police, Pol Air and his family, Inspector Martlew said.

Brodie is described as being of white/European appearance, 183cm tall with a medium build. He has mousy brown hair and brown eyes. He was wearing a white shirt, dark shorts and black and white-coloured sneakers.

Brodie’s family and friends have told police they are concerned for him and that his disappearance is out of character.

He has a medical condition that requires treatment and urgent medication.

Anyone with information on Brodie’s whereabouts is urged to contact Kuring Gai Detectives via Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000. All information will be treated in strict confidence, Inspector Martlew said.

http://hornsby-advocate.whereilive.com.au/news/story/wahroonga-teen-brodie-hale-found-safe-and-well/

i am beginning to get a good idea as to what buzza's google alerts settings are

hey all hah!! what a coincidence

brodie! how has life been? have you been on any trips lately?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-OHIFyAMu6Z4/TzyWIg3-wuI/AAAAAAAAAcU/aAEDoehfDQQ/s400/TRIBUTE+-+BRODIE.JPG

nup not yet

Right on

the brode needs to hit the road

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3428/3246001479_3d1e55fa40_z.jpg?zz=1

aww do you all really hate me now :(

no

i love you, brodie
http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb326/mikejoyce1/beating_heart_2.gif

gr8080 love is all the love you need

=D

hahahaha thanks gr8080

Oh Brodie where art thou?

i am at home

― brodie, Monday, January 24, 2011 1:10 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have to go now, my planet needs me

― brodie, Monday, January 24, 2011 1:10 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

Note: brodie died on his way back to his home planet