He bows his head, holding it in his hands, and his wig starts to comeoff in his hands.
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:01 (eleven years ago) link
I watch Sutherland's monologue on youtube sometimes, its the kind of thing I use to cheer me up donchaknow!
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:04 (eleven years ago) link
The truth is on your side, bubba!
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 June 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link
Coincidentally on TV at midnight last night - not sure what the schedulers were trying to say with that timeslot...
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 24 June 2012 09:12 (eleven years ago) link
i got back to the motel drunk with a bag of mcdonalds after a wedding in a smalltown last year and i turned on the tv and don-suth's monologue had just started and i was so happy
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 June 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link
<3
― fancy poodle (latebloomer), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
has there ever been a better (non-Nazi) film with a wronger and more dishonest central intent?
― democracy defends capital (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:30 (eleven years ago) link
little miss sunshine
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
good point well made
― democracy defends capital (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
im here to help
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 June 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link
hang on i've just realised i said "better"
― democracy defends capital (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 June 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
i like how your sentence kind of implies all nazi films are so much better that it's unfair to even consider them
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Sunday, 24 June 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link
triumph of the will is "better" than JFK but yeah my logical syntax is all over the place
― democracy defends capital (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 June 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
got sucked into this again yesterday. about twenty minutes in i went and got a notebook and just started writing down lines.
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
it's one thing to engage in badinage with all these youngsters, but this sort of thing could be so easily misunderstood.
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:53 (eleven years ago) link
sonabitch's got his hands on the chicken switch
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:54 (eleven years ago) link
Why don't we drop this thread? It's one thing to engage in badinage with these youngsters, but this sort of thing can be so easily misunderstood.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, November 22, 2006 7:51 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkmore champagne!
― gear (gear), Wednesday, November 22, 2006 7:57 PM (5 years ago)
ctrl-fing for "homosexual underworld" before i deploy the next one
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link
ah fuck
Both brothers?!?
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
This thread is a whole nother kettle of fish.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
i just can't believe a man as intelligent as earl warren never looked into this.
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:33 (eleven years ago) link
stone really needs to do the LBJ story
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
haha presumably if he did the whole middle bit would be lbj plotting the jfk assassination
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
one of the quieter lols in the caro series is in book 1, wayyyyyyyyyyyyy back like in 1930 or something, when caro's on one of his lyrical tears about how ambitious and calculating johnson is, and says something like "it was clear he would do anything for power (short of assassination, of course)." glad we cleared that up early.
how about the bit where RFK gets shot on TV and Costner's so disturbed/turned on that he goes upstairs and weeps and fucks Sissy Spacek.
― gear (gear), Sunday, October 23, 2005 7:38 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 October 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link
jasper
― da croupier, Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link
The other night you didn't even notice Jasper.
― da croupier, Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link
There's nothing wrong with feeling a little scared, Jasper. Telling the truth can be a scary thing sometimes. It scared President Kennedy, and he was a brave man. But if you let yourself be too scared... ...then you let the bad guys take over the country. Then everybody gets scared.
― omar little, Thursday, 18 October 2012 03:10 (eleven years ago) link
You never talked to me this way before, Jim.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Thursday, 18 October 2012 04:04 (eleven years ago) link
Jasper played by Stone's son!
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 October 2012 11:02 (eleven years ago) link
I picture Stone having a good laugh at the scenes where Garrison himself plays Earl Warren... then slapping everyone else and being all "ain't that a corker?"
― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, October 23, 2005 11:48 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Pillar of the community by day, gay bars at night.
― gear (gear), Monday, October 24, 2005 12:10 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ILX in a nutshell.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, October 24, 2005
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 18 October 2012 11:03 (eleven years ago) link
how was your mousse?
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 19 October 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
You know your Shakespeare, Bill?
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 October 2012 03:44 (eleven years ago) link
It's as old as the crucifixion
― omar little, Friday, 19 October 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link
that's not all that's disappeared, i think -- along with it, the concept of justice.
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 19 October 2012 03:54 (eleven years ago) link
it's been exhausting. i shall go home and cook some etouffee.
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 19 October 2012 03:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://imageshack.us/a/img836/6451/lbjop.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 19 October 2012 04:28 (eleven years ago) link
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That whole scene with military dudes in smoke filled rooms plotting compliments the monologue so well:
Every time he goes over to Saigon on some fuckin' fact-finding mission, he comes back and just scares the shit out of the President! Now I want Max Taylor on him night and day, like a fly on shit. Now you control McNamara, and you control Kennedy.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 19 October 2012 10:50 (eleven years ago) link
― omar little, Friday, 19 October 2012 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The next sentencce:
A military firing squad; five bullets, one blank, no one's guilty.
Must have been having the time of their lives writing this...makes me wish I was a scriptwriter on this film.
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 19 October 2012 11:05 (eleven years ago) link
It was a Texas live oak, chief. It sheds its leaves in March.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 19 October 2012 11:15 (eleven years ago) link
Little ass-wipe closed down the camps! Took our C-4! Took 10,000 rounds! 3,000 pounds of gunpowder! All our weapons! You want to free Cuba? Whack out the fucking beard! They got new stuff! I could show you dozens of poisons! Put it in his food, he'd die in three days. No trace! Put something in his beard, make it fall out. He'd look ridiculous....
― omar little, Friday, 19 October 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
poetry
what's the deal with the supposed subliminal images that elvis telecom linked to an article about (but the link doesn't work)
― Iago Galdston, Saturday, 20 October 2012 00:59 (eleven years ago) link
joe pesci in a powdered wig whipping a gold painted tommy lee jones while kevin bacon masturbates in the background?
― omar little, Saturday, 20 October 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link
wait that wasn't subliminal. i think there were skulls inserted at certain points maybe? i don't remember.
― omar little, Saturday, 20 October 2012 01:02 (eleven years ago) link
xp good point, i remember the movie being sort of "manifest" rather than latent. yes, what i gleaned from elsewhere that OS is revealing a masonic plot through subliminal insertions. one site lists a string of times where there are supposedly different kinds of images inserted...just wondering if that's for real
― Iago Galdston, Saturday, 20 October 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link
like a cockroach on a white rug
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 20 October 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link
i cant remember if i've posted about this before or not, but i spent the spring break of my sophomore year of high school as an extra on the set of Kevin Costner's The Postman. some scenes were shot in a pit mine not far from where i lived, and i was the only one of my dozen friends who auditioned that ended up getting casted. the majority of the week was spent sitting around in the sun waiting for things to happen, but on my final day of employment i was scheduled to do a night scene, which was shot late in to the evening. the scene revolved around a bunch of us post-apocalyptic soldiers watching a film screening and i ended up getting positioned next to a woman who surely must have been one of the biggest Kevin Costner fans alive. during the hours of waiting between shots she told me everything i needed to know about our star/director and gave me the details on every encounter she had had with him or a member of his family or entourage while on set that week. then, like it was destined to happen, the camera was set up for the next shot right in front of us, and Mr. Costner had to come and personally direct us on what he needed us to do. the action he wanted involved the woman i had been talking to cuddling with a man sitting on her side opposite me. being the dutiful director he was, Costner came up and took the place of this man and cuddled this woman while the camera crew set up, showing the rest of us extras what he wanted in this shot. this went on for several minutes, this woman just absolutely melting the whole time as gradually, Costner's conversation slipped from directions and in to general chit-chat, his arm still draped over her shoulder. eventually it was time to do the shot and the male extra was put back in place to do the job of cuddling he had just watched Costner demonstrate. just before taking his place in the director's chair, Costner turned and gave us a final word of advice on how to behave while so close to the camera. he told us its hard not to look in to the lens of the camera, but when making movies you really can't ever do that because it will ruin the shot, as well as the integrity of the movie-watching expierience. then he paused for a second and added this exception: "except in very rare circumstances, like towards the end of JFK, when i say 'nothing as long as you live will ever be more important' then i look directly in to the camera and say 'it's up to you.'" the woman next to me was still awestruck as Kevin Costner yelled "action!"
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 21 October 2012 20:18 (eleven years ago) link
now imagine reciting that in the voice of Donald Sutherland.
― the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 October 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link