there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

lol, i am working for guys who are building curling lanes in the winter for their club in brooklyn and everyone i tell that to says ".... yyyyeah, that'll catch on won't it" in a voice that suggests that they too would be powerless to resist

3. The process of digestion

― gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Thursday, 21 June 2012 12:22 (3 hours ago)

From the "Shit endings" thread.

I mean, it shouldn't make me laugh, I'm a grown man, but... y'know.

groan, man

groan(ing) (straining) man

1 year passes...

i want some fucking gazpacho so bad right now

― one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, June 21, 2012 2:24 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

go to Sam Jackson's house

― frogbs, Thursday, June 21, 2012 2:52 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Unless you want hotzpacho

Wait, why doesn't he just make some hotzpacho and deliver it to Zooey Deschanel?

Camping Gazpacho
http://www.tacklebargains.co.uk/acatalog/camping_gaz_carena_stove.jpg

Sam Jackson: "Here's the hotzpacho you ordered"
Zooey Deschanel: "Are you the delivery man?"

*john malkovich laughs*

how come DNA-gloop and man = OH GOD CUT IT OUT OF ME!!!

Pregnancy in general amirite thank here all week

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, June 21, 2012 3:04 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she said the same thing 9 months previously!

(nicked off joan rivers)

curling is alive and well in minnesota

n/a and some dude otm. Nothing more depressing than standing in a Sam Goody store in the nineties with only $20 to spend and the Suede album is $18.99.

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, June 21, 2012 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how about when you heard that suede album

― tylerw, Thursday, June 21, 2012 5:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bahaha

A New Mourning

esoteric judaism - the math rock of theologies

― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Friday, June 22, 2012 11:34 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

haha! <3

it's true

I hear that Bane also wrecks Bruce Wayne financially, through the business dealings of his firm, Bane Capital.

― mh, Thursday, June 21, 2012 7:18 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

comic book puns are the ultimate in LOLZ for me...

lmao

topical

btw it cracked me up when Marnie was longingly looking at Facebook pictures of the ex-boyfriend she was with for years and years and every picture was from the two weeks they were together after he cut his hair short, lol poorly planned production

fuck wrong thread

very good, though

Lol deej, childhood videos, accusations of rockism, candyman comparisons, yr shootin' dirty pool tonight

next thing you know it will be slo-mo videos of kray looking longingly into the camera with that sarah mclaughlin adding from the animal shelter commercial playing....”with only pennies a day, you could help provide a viral rapper with books, clothes, and adderal”

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, June 24, 2012 9:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think what women really love about this piece of garbage is the fantasy of a rich, handsome billionaire being a controlling d-bag. Do I think these chicks really like the idea of being caned and flogged? Probably not. But they love the fantasy of being "taken care of"

I mean most of this book isn't sexy. It's about a guy who writes a lot of stern e-mails and buys Audi's for his wittle kitten and asks her constantly if she's had a meal in the last 24 hours.

― homosexual II, Tuesday, June 26, 2012 9:42 AM (1 minute ago)

ooh, hawtt

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, June 26, 2012 9:43 AM (24 seconds ago)

huffpo comment thread idea -- should service workers do as they're fucking told? are you angry about service workers? what would mubarak have done about this?

― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, June 26, 2012 1:19 PM (8 minutes ago)

Is Animal Collective the Camper Van Beethoven of the 21st century?

― Moodles, Wednesday, June 27, 2012 11:15 AM (1 minute ago)

ho boy let's walk that one back before it gets anywhere

― some dude, Wednesday, June 27, 2012 11:16 AM (58 seconds ago)

Breyer's dissent just leaked on Slsk.

― Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Wednesday, June 27, 2012 11:58 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

lol @ some dude.

in my best pete venkman voice, obviously

With some edits:

--

really feel portugal blew that.

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:06 PM (33 minutes ago)

surely you want your best penalty takers on the first pens as it gets statistically less likely the penalty will actually be taken the deeper you go, as happened there.

yeah tho in my mind teams often leave a particularly good taker as the last one. isn't this fairly common?

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:10 PM (30 minutes ago)

son, it's better to regret something you have done than something you haven't done.

― second only to popcorn (or something), Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:08 PM (31 minutes ago)

and by the way, tell your mother....ZLATAN

― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:16 PM (23 minutes ago)

Americans posting footcelsiors. Heavens!

An American posting a footcelsior where the joke is about a cult Swedish icon no less.

Ned belongs to all of us you.

'portugal' was when i figured out it was about soccer
'surely you want your best penalty takers on the first pens as it gets statistically less likely the penalty will actually be taken the deeper you go' was when i stopped reading

haha
i'm not a hater of football jokes, fire at will, but yeah same here

that's a butthole surfers joke not a football joke you herbs

First rule of comedy, Spike...

Lol stevie otm

Join the pens 15 club.

bail-out reus political significance justin bieber greece hate germany bath salts schurrle

― reflexing cozen stail (cozen), Friday, June 22, 2012 7:46 PM (6 days ago)

Amy Howe: The money quote from the section on the mandate: Our precedent demonstrates that Congress had the power to impose the exaction in Section 5000A under the taxing power, and that Section 5000A need not be read to do more than impose a tax. This is sufficient to sustain it.

ewwwww, "money quote", ewwww

i still don't really understand what that means, though - Section 5000A needs to be revised so that it's a tax now? who does that? how does that work?