another maniacal Armond White review, this time "Fahrenheit 9/11"

This bit has so much crazy packed into it that I didn't even notice the horrific grammar:

Donny and Todd’s estrangement gets to the deeper issue of self esteem. (How it might be conveyed through parenting as much as heritage–also the theme of the Wayans Brothers’ underappreciated Little Man.

And I forgot the closed parenthesis after the period.

so eager is he to spill the haterade that grammar collapses

"It’s not just childish critics and mindless bloggers who deal dirt to Sandler and Murphy; the worst offenders are precisely those who fall for any blockbuster."

Who are these ppl who fall for any blockbuster? Doesn't that describe Armond?

GI Joe isn't just any blockbuster

how about Gamer?

reading these Armond White reviews makes following pop culture even less fun than it currently is.

It bums me out in a "glancing at People Magazines in the doctor's office" kinda way. And that's a unique melancholy that the APA will soon address.

Pretty sure Pfizer's already got a pill in Stage 2 trials.

how about Gamer?

in fairness, there are a number of hardcore Neveldine/Taylor stans in the critical community.

it hits hard enough to make you think "who thought it was a good idea to pay people to share their thoughts on things?" and "we should probably stop talking about movies now"

it's just tiring and I'd like that pill

NB I am going to count the responses to this latest thread bump vs the Andrew Sarris RIP thread tomorrow.

on taste and observation armond white could be a great critic

He was.

not a Neveldine/Taylor stan by a long shot, but Gamer was too bugfuck crazy to not kinda love.

oh yeah, it was a shit film, but there were a lot of great ideas bubbling up in so many scenes i figure there's about 15 different masters theses just waiting to be written

The problem with Gamer is that Gerard Butler plays the lead as a drip when everything else is fucking awesome. This could have been solved very easily with STATHAM.

My biggest problem with Gamer was how it tried to make the teenager sympathetic towards the end. If we were to keep hating hi thought the entire film, it would have felt like a stronger indictment of the whole system (if that was in fact the whole point all along, and really who knows with this film).

Sounds like I'm saying that I woulda liked the movie even better if it'd only killed a kid off at the end, but I guess I sorta am.

gamer was so bad that i resolved never to watch anything those guys do again. they just dont have the talent to realize their ideas

Armond's mid-year report, done up in even more convoluted fashion than usual in order to pay tribute to Andrew Sarris.

http://cityarts.info/2012/07/03/mid-year-reckoning/

Actually seems really credible for the first few entries, but once I remembered what A Thousand Words was it was like, "oh right...Armond."

Wanderlust (David Wain)—audacious mockery of Occupy sentimentality and its outdated hippie heritage.

there it is

:D was just going to post that one

Except that that movie was written and shot before Occupy really took off.

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor)—addresses action movie tropes to satirize the deficiencies of contemporary genre excess.

o rly

such a gross sentence

Armond apparently did not see the featurette where the director was bragging that he'd promised the stuntmen that any footage of them taken during a stunt where they were injured would be used in the movie

this isn't it but it reuses a lot of the same footage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqgI2kKUqqc

yes but satire

genre films cannot be bad they can only be satirical commentaries on bad genre films

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20091002.gif

which one is the literature professor

Trick question, they are both TAs.

wanderlust is hilarious but it is not really at all what armond says it is

is it really funny?? i saw trailers but it looked really bad. isn't it paul rudd and jennifer aston?

yeah. its great! its david wain who did wet hot american summer + role models

i generally like david wain but those trailers looked so bad. i'll check it out.

this roundup sadly lacking in maniacal vigor

yeah mordy i thought the same thing, and then caught it on dvd and was pleasantly surprised (so maybe dont go in w/ expectations). basically the same thing happened to me with role models too -- shitty trailers so i passed in theaters then ended up really liking it at home

Wanderlust feels pretty inconsequential and a lot of the humour is kind of obvious but it's a great cast and it's just fun to hang out with them. Rudd's mirror scene is something else

I do want to watch the Téchiné flick. Armond is generally OTM about him.

wanderlust is very funny, atlanta = mcmansions + asshole is otm, alan alda is really good in it.

Wanderlust is about 7 percent as funny as WHAS, and more than half of that 7 percent is Rudd's mirror scene. But still, worth a watch.

and i thought he'd fallen off

It’s time now to assert Paul W.S. Anderson’s status as one of contemporary cinema’s most thrilling talents. He deserves a clarifying comparison to the fraudulent, annoyingly monickered Paul Thomas Anderson whose film The Master opened the same week as Resident Evil 5.

http://cityarts.info/2012/09/17/battle-of-the-andersons/

this guy is a national treasure, tbh

It’s inevitable that Paul Thomas Anderson’s artistic ambitions should be unavoidably juxtaposed to Paul W.S, Anderson’s artistic success.

this guy

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He's hardly the only one aboard the PWSA > PTA crazy caboose, among cinephiles I know.

really?

even if that opinion is not unique to Armond, the clumsy construction of that sentence is a bit of a marvel.

" . . . inevitable . . . unavoidably juxtaposed . . ."

--Armond White, City Arts

(Not that I wouldn't pay a dollar to see a Resident Evil movie announced as Best Picture at the Oscars.)

Yeah, PWSA has quite a bit of critical caché these days amongst a certain set.

I doubt any of them would write a review like Armond's though.

lol Phil

I mean whatever his ideas and his idiosyncrasies, he may be a worse WRITER than, like, Harry Knowles.