"Don't panic, but both engines failed. I'm holding this plane up with my heroic cheeks.""
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:56 (fourteen years ago)
My super ass
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:56 (fourteen years ago)
buttcheeks! buttcheeks! buttcheeks!
― carly rae (flopson), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:57 (fourteen years ago)
"The movie's stylized it a bit. Frankly, the flapping makes me feel like an idiot."
― Øystein, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
Seems there's actually a funny caption in the running for the 'big book' one.. (not one of ours, tho)
This Week:http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/02/p465/120702_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 25 June 2012 15:56 (fourteen years ago)
"Clock's ticking."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
mark -- which one did you find funny?
― s.clover, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
"the commute is a bitch, but the view is worth it"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
"ju en me, we finely gon' hav dat leetle talk"
― roon dmc (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:33 (fourteen years ago)
"hi i'm just camping, eating a sandwich on my inflatable chair next to my inflatable futon, are you having a good time hiking next to my campsite? hi!"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:42 (fourteen years ago)
hahahahaha
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:42 (fourteen years ago)
"your legs must be incredibly long. i hope you fit on this couch!"
"Hope you don't make a freudian SLIP!"
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:43 (fourteen years ago)
"so you see the analysand always arrives at his destination. $500 please."
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:44 (fourteen years ago)
Welcome to the first session of "Looking Into The Abyss"
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:48 (fourteen years ago)
"It's not a metaphor for fuck all."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:50 (fourteen years ago)
clock ticking ftw
― Mark G, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:59 (fourteen years ago)
"And you must be my 3:15"
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
alternately,"Any trouble getting here?"
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:01 (fourteen years ago)
"YOU ARE HAFFINK ZE PENIS PROBLEMS, YESSSS?!??!"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:02 (fourteen years ago)
"तुम कौन हो?दूर चले जाओ या मैं पुलिस को बुलाता हूँ!"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:02 (fourteen years ago)
"you climbed a mountain and found a punchline"
― goole, Monday, 25 June 2012 17:03 (fourteen years ago)
"Come, lie down on my rape divan."
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:04 (fourteen years ago)
(I am really sorry for that)
"Strange, you're the only one to show up for my fear of heights seminar!"
― that's why Love made the weirdos (brownie), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:14 (fourteen years ago)
"sometimes a mountain is just....a mountain"
― roon dmc (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:33 (fourteen years ago)
ok i laughed at brownie's
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:34 (fourteen years ago)
"Let me enlighten you about your mother."
― Mordy, Monday, 25 June 2012 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
"change of plan- mohammed's not coming"
― roon dmc (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:00 (fourteen years ago)
"Just lie down on the couch and tell me all about your small penis"
― gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:18 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:21 (fourteen years ago)
"I admit this is a setback... but I am sure that one day, Herr Schmidt, we will beat this terrible fear of the cable car"
― gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:23 (fourteen years ago)
"That's very interesting. Did you also find your father to be...remote?"
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:29 (fourteen years ago)
"This is analysis. Enlightenment is the next peak over."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 25 June 2012 18:30 (fourteen years ago)
^winner
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:39 (fourteen years ago)
"No need to be embarrassed, those mountains look a bit like your mother's boobies to me too"
― gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:41 (fourteen years ago)
Awaiting the noms for the Superman one, but:
http://arstechnica.com/business/2012/06/christ-what-an-asshole-is-only-001-of-new-yorker-caption-contest-subs/
...
― Mark G, Monday, 2 July 2012 08:36 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/09/p465/120709_contest_p465.jpg
"um, help?"
― Mark G, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:27 (fourteen years ago)
sup
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:30 (fourteen years ago)
"You know "Leda and the Swan"? I'm Michelangelo."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:33 (fourteen years ago)
"Well yes, but I also play with The Sea and Quack"
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:36 (fourteen years ago)
"The rocket fuel in my shell tickles but otherwise smooth flying."
― Mordy, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:40 (fourteen years ago)
i call it turtle power
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:42 (fourteen years ago)
do you birds know how a parachute works?
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:43 (fourteen years ago)
do you birds know how a pressure cooker works?
I think Mr. Escher had a drink or two before he drew us, am I right?
― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:45 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm a turtle dove."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:46 (fourteen years ago)
lol snappin, that's a good'un
― goole, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:46 (fourteen years ago)
"See, I can also 'crane' my neck. Geddit?"
― goole, Monday, 2 July 2012 14:47 (fourteen years ago)
"is that a photographer up there?"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 2 July 2012 14:50 (fourteen years ago)