Mia Farrow's son -- Ronan Seamus Farrow -- really creeps me out!

a lot of people made passive-aggressive tweets on father's day, why shouldn't ronan farrow

new ILE motto?

never clicked on this thread b4, didn't realize this kid is SATCHEL.

oh shit -- neither did I

ie, lock thread and start posting about the great American he was named after:

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/satchel-paige-hof.jpg

money quote:

"Avoid fried meats which angry up the blood.
If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.
Go very light on the vices, such as carrying on in society— the social ramble ain't restful.
Avoid running at all times.
And don't look back— something might be gaining on you."

http://hollywoodlife.com/2012/12/19/ronan-farrow-selena-gomez-new-man-friend/

http://earsucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/selena-gomez-ronan-farrow.jpg
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hes a faygelah iirc

http://i.imgur.com/7U2Wl.jpg

Oh shit, he's turning into Julian Assange.

tev
Posted at 10:28 PM on December 19, 2012

The thing they are leaving out of this story is that Ronan Farrow is openly gay and has been in a relationship with Jon Lovett (the former Obama speechwriter who created the new sitcom 1600 Penn) for two years. Guess it ruins the story of “Selena’s new guy to make Justin jealous!” if they mention the new guy is gay, and she gave him a kiss on the cheek at his birthday party.

Fat Patricia
Posted at 2:17 PM on December 20, 2012

He’s not gay, I checked like 50 different websites.

i'm p sure a (male) friend of a friend went on at least one date with him

ronan farrow, man of oats.

I'm pretty sure he's the Anti-Christ, regardless of his sexual orientation

Jerry6/5/2012
Ronan Farrow was even told by media that he could be the youngest president ever. Ronan Farrow sounds alot like Roman Pharaoh to me! Most say the antichrist will come out of Europe but think about America. From America came: RFID chips(barcode 666 is their name -look it up), the new world order(relates to Bible of Antichrist controlling everything), abortion, strongest military, television, phones, and etc. Ronan Farrow seems like a likely antichrist.. He's stunning and new and I can see him popping up after Isaiah 17 and talking about PEACE. Since he is the main advocate at 24. Look him up Christians.

Jerry6/5/2012
Yes. I think I might know but keep it a secret. It is Ronan Farrow. He works under Hillary Clinton with the NATO and foreign affairs. His mothers name is Mia Farrow. Mia is short for Mary(as in Mary in the Bible). Ronan is one of the youngest prodigies that has been in training and allowed access to government files. His father is Woody Allen. But his real last name is Konisburg if you look it up. He was born Yiddish, German, and Jewish. He graduated from a jewish boarding school. When Ronan was 15 he graduated from college. He is involved in youth affairs and an aspiring journalist that is involved in global peace affairs. I am the first one to mention Ronan as being the antichrist because I have looked up Ronan Farrow on search (internet) and no one mentions him. I'm not sure if he is him but from watching Left Behind and reading my Bible I found this: The antichrist will- Be for peace(Ronan is one of the youngest in peace corp as a leader), handsome(ronan is) etc. Hope that helped.

Jerry6/5/2012
Read Left Behind the famous book series

His mothers name is Mia Farrow.

http://jannikeviveka.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/flickr-100825-09.jpg?w=720

abortion, strongest military, television, phones, and etc.

I'm still amazed that there are any articles, conspiracy-or-not, that don't mention his parentage! All his accomplishments and the fact he's the antichrist really should be the main things cited, but it makes me feel old that no one finds his parents significant anymore.

I mean, supposed parentage. He looks a lot more like Satan than Woody Allen, iirc

man i'm disappointed i never considered the omega code possibilities for ronan

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BCCtEtaCAAAoqli.jpg

I am the first one to mention Ronan as being the antichrist because I have looked up Ronan Farrow on search (internet) and no one mentions him

Still loves his dad I see

http://25.media.tumblr.com/448aeaeb6fd3e0ec8ad9da74a340f1d5/tumblr_miregk1I4U1qgpvbxo1_1280.jpg

kid. at least you dont look like him, be thankful for the little things

http://flavorwire.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-02-at-10-39-31-am.png?w=558&h=303

lol at my last post

anyway this guy is pretty funny

Yeah, that tweet is great.

Why would he pick Ang Lee, how weird.

Big Hulk stan iirc

so, there's viral suspicion that Frank fathered him? If Mia was hittin' that old beast 20 years after thrir marriage, when he was 72, she's even nuttier than I suspected.

mia farrow's eclectic husbandry blows my mind. like i can't think of a crazier additional element to frank sinatra & woody allen than dory fucking previn.

ok I missed this

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/10/mia-farrows-son-ronan-may-have-been-fathered-by-frank-sinatra-not-woody-allen/

and don't really give a shit, except in different combinations those three deserved each other.

and thx schlump

(Woody was the one she didn't marry; and you mean ANDRE Previn)

Unless their was some Mia-Dory lezzing up we didn't know about--"Beware of Young Girls" indeed!

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2013/10/mia-farrow-children-family-scandal

dory fucking previn

lolololol

Farrow’s second husband, André Previn, tells Orth of his adopted daughter Soon-Yi, who is now married to Allen, “She does not exist.”

That's good parenting right there.

also demonstratably untrue

How dare she marry her other dad

http://www.retroland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/my_two_dads_650x300_a01_111.jpg

“Ronan has established himself as a provocative, independent journalist capable of challenging people’s assumptions and empowering audiences,” said Phil Griffin, president of MSNBC. “His show will be a game changer for MSNBC, representing a fresh approach to how we deliver news. Ronan has packed more experience into his 25 years of life than most people have in a lifetime.”

no one will watch you no matter what you do msnbc

how many years before ronan farrow and tavi gevinson meet and give birth to zuul

Sinatra makes sense. Now that all the websites and gossip mags are putting the faces side by side, I no longer see Rosemary Woodhouse but some Sinatra in there.

he def looks way more like sinatra than woody allen

"We needed to groom another Hillary shill, preferably a celebrity," said Phil Griffin, president of MSNBC.

ice cold

Ronan Farrow ‏@RonanFarrow 11h

It was Sinead O'Connor's open letter to John Boehner that finally clinched it.