EURO 2012

parker is the new hans moleman ive said it already

― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, June 19, 2012 8:29 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

might be the new Jeff Astle if he keeps on like this :/

xp every serie a half-time break is basically just the cameraman looking for hot chicks

Pity Sweden were out already, any show of spirit ought to be rewarded here

obligatory call to bring back Dom

Parker gif reminding me of
http://gifsoup.com/view/983510/john-terry-diving-block-o.gif

god i had forgotten about the concept of england fans.

definitely onimo, not quite in the same class though

classy stuff, Roy and Oleg

"scott parker" "body on the line"

About 132,000 results (0.30 seconds)

I hope Andriy's just saying 'You cunt. You cunt. You cunt.'

ROOby Tuesday!

Wtf are Peugeot thinking?

Spain vs Germany final...

Said we'd top the group.

Wtf are Peugeot thinking?

I didn't understand that advert at all.

Wife was v perplexed. Think it's indie-fear-of-middle-of-body thing.

Ronaldo to win it all

carra: "pleased for the lads... who play for liverpool, and also the manager".

I liked you on motd2 and working lunch, Chiles

i tolerated him on motd2 and sort of liked him on business lunch

Poor Gabriel Clarke. His Benn-McClellan documentary was quite good.

Keane only just keeping a lid on it you feel

Are they ever going to show the Sweden goals?

Did the game involve England?

xp hoping for a Keane kill crazy rampage any time now

Southgate reaching Claridge-esque heights of third-wheeling. ITV must be be praying they can find some way of getting Keane and Carragher together again in future, cos they could run with them for years like this.

I was looking at the Gazzetta dello Sport website yesterday (after Italy had gone through) and there was a comment from one Italian that he'd rather face France than England as England's style of football was too similar to Italy's. What do you make of that?

Actually, have ITV ever had Keane, Chiles and Townsend together in the same studio? I'm pretty certain there'd be blood.

italy are a bit crap but they're not like england, nobody is like england except for ireland and maybe sweden

Chiles would get eaten.

Greece?

hodgson still got so much dignity, despite terry, despite england

Roy's tells are excellent:

Q: "[question about Rooney]"
A: "He played well" *scratches eyebrow*

Allegedly the Ukraine manager challenged a reporter to a fight outside the stadium not once but twice.

Sounds like him.

big lulz how the F did we win this group haha

Meanwhile, I'd missed all this:

http://espnfc.com/us/en/news/1108121/ubha-advance-.html

Ukraine totally got fucked tonight though, it bears repeating.

wait. it was TWO nil to Sweden? lol my pub.

Better to be shit and qualify then play beautiful football for a game and a half and choke when it matters, I suppose.

big lulz how the F did we win this group haha

I don't see France or England winning their next match tbh

England might win it in the way that mediocre Premiership teams beat better ones, Italy aren't that great. Spain will probably beat France but it's not a foregone conclusion.

Italy France Spain England

They've all had a couple of moments this tourney interspersed with dull ness and hesitation. I'm bummed about the hosts being out, especially Poland, and Russia messing up. Maybe its the lack of regular play together or maybe its the relative quality of the teams generally but, except for Germany who look pretty confident and pretty happy, no-one looks more likely to take it all. It might come down to a Ronaldo or someone.

germany looked pretty crap in the last game also tbf

england playing in a manner that suits them tbh, it could take them further. italy no great shakes. rooney scoring a tap-in winner despite being the worst player on the pitch (maybe in the stadium tbh) just seemed inevitable. if woy drops him for the next game he will already be the second best england manager ever.

worth repeating that the ukraine `goal` came from a ridiculously bad offside call.

my predictions for work sweepstake (at full time, not AET/pens)

czech rep 0 - 1 portugal
germany 2 - 0 greece
spain 1 - 1 france
england 1 - 1 italy

england playing in a manner that suits them tbh, it could take them further. italy no great shakes.

i sort of concur with this, tho i've gotta say that even playing on the counter they're hampered by inconsistent defending and lack of pace/flair when they break. but yeah they can beat Italy. if they start to believe, drop Terry, Rooney gets his touch back. i dunno, it's weird.

i'm even liking the notion of Milner as a dude who just aimlessly lumbers up and down on the right because there's nobody else to put there. Gerrard wd probably be best placed as the right-sided mid but then there's nobody to put in his gap in the middle.

genuine kudos to Roy for making a passable imitation nylon purse out of this bag of sows' ears

England-Italy will go to pens I reckon (although I haven't actually seen England play this tourney aside from the first 30mins against France)

Spain look out of sorts but France aren't much cop and got badly outplayed last might. So Spain will win.

Can't see anything other than Portugal/Germany wins in the other half of the draw.

Roll on Thursday.

milner is there as the chips under johnson`s dip tbf

mate was tryin to tell me last night that englad are doing well `despite` the absences of lampard, barry, carrick. laughed him out of it tbh. any one of them fucks the whole thing up beyond salvation.

lescott by some distance better than terr last night imo

I think Portugal and Germany will win and may well contest the final. I think France will do Spain because they never go out in the QFs, are perverse, and because Benzema has something spectacular in him. England, well history says Italy and they are a better side, but I quite fancy Roy to be diligent enough to work something out. If Harry had been manager, no way.