ASK ME ANYTHING RE: The History of ILX

SNAP OUT OF IS QUE I KNOW ITS HARD TO KNOW YOUVE BEEN TOOKEN

U MUST LET THE HEALING BEGIN

its really over the line of gear and jhø to come into my thread and accuse a good friend of mine of being fake

ASK YRSELF MAX DID U EVERY BUY TOM EXPENSIVE TEENAGE MUTANT TURTLES COMICBOOKS OFF EBAYS?

see now youve scared tom away

TOM IS A PAK OF FAKERY

tombat has emailed me and he is v v upset about these accusations

his myspace page and livejournal are gone

IS IT TRUE THAT TOM IS TRUELY HEAVE HO?!

I will miss Tombat ]':

He didn't seem very hurt. More like "Shit I'm exposed better run away instead of explaining anything."

otm

he's probably out smoking a cigarette. he'll be back

wau did u guys think tombot was the only hardman in the world to never ever have been photographed with his transformers?

I'm just saying.

I HAVE TO CHEW SOME GUM AND THINK ABT STUFF

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled etc

Wait, I thought I was you.

And Calum was me, and Momus was Calum.

has there been a song written yet called "While I Was AFK"

I hear Tombot is like, orca fat

this is about a former ilxor who left on account of the events described:

XXXX XXXXX (11:42:21 AM): he told me all about it when he was in the middle of it. ok, he msged me and had to tell someone, needed another perspective. and he said, this might seem weird, but tombot and i are in LOVE. so he went on to tell me about how they'd been involved online and on the phone for quite a while, and then he wanted to meet him of course. when he was telling me about this, he kept talking about how he wanted to keep it all a secret. anyway, he spent ALL HIS MONEY (he was unemployed) on a trip to NY. he was staying with friends, but really the trip was to meet tombot. he of course was all "excited" to see him and finally be together and all that shit. he "drove up" from DC. he got there, called his cell phone, he NEVER ANSWERED for the full five days he was there. and then told him afterwards that his phone had been locked in his trunk by mistake! he was so snowed that he believed him. BUT he tried calling him from a friend's cell once during that time, and he answered. then pretended to be someone else and disconnected.

^^^this story is otm, i heard the same thing

there are a million stories like this ppl, get with it

this thread is full of misinformation and hearsay

has there been a song written yet called "While I Was AFK"

http://pinback-afk-mp3-download.kohit.net/_/579816/mp3player.php?single=1&tellafriend=http://Pinback-Afk-mp3-download.kohit.net/_/579816&id=579816

I heard Tombot was Graham in disguise.

i heard his real name is really tammybot for reals

is there anything more real on the internet than mod privs?

and bang bus, obv

tammybot has gone off the internet because of me

Now he's going to threaten to delete ilx unless we buy him dvds.

"the complete tyra banks show"

Mama's Family, season 2

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517N4GW05NL._SS500_.jpg

and an apogee duet

(comin' late to all this fun o' the fair, rubbeth eyes and wonders aloud)
Oh! and I thoughtst that God was back!...

bangbus is a 'shop, pixels.

I just clicked on the Dolly Parton: Classic or Hyperclassic thread, and this thread opened.

So, if you know everything about ILX and the Internet...

How do I search for U2 threads?
How am I supposed to keep track of everybody changing their ILX username every month or so?

a) "Bono"
b) jaymc.xls

plug "site:ilxor.com u2" into google

Wow! Thanks!

That really should go into the FAQ.

We are all Mr. ILX! u_u

tru

Mr. ILX-

was killy really a babe?

Mr ILX, here's something you never knew:

I know who you are.

Mr ILX, sir -- where is God, the one that has Its own thread and everything?

Dear Mr. ILX:
who has the most/longest entries on jaymc.xls?

How am I supposed to keep track of everybody changing their ILX username every month or so?

But no one actually does this anymore.

gr8080 - No, not really.

things i didn't invent:
otm

thus falls the palace of lies