joedator? doesn't new yorker have a policy against using call of duty screen names as your signature?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
"George Reeves lives in my mouth."
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 17:43 (fourteen years ago)
"these luggage compartments are bigger than i'm used to."
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
"And that's how I learned that teal kryptonite takes away my first class platinum pass. Weird, right?"
― s.clover, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:44 (fourteen years ago)
"Have you ever tried to change in an airplane bathroom?"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 18 June 2012 17:46 (fourteen years ago)
"Oh, yeah right, it's impossible to reverse time by flying against the rotation of the Earth. It's totally impossible. Listen, pal, I was there, OK?"
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 17:53 (fourteen years ago)
"The 70s cartoon had it wrong. It's Miks-yez-pit-lik, not Mix-ill-plick."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 18 June 2012 18:00 (fourteen years ago)
"You're probably thinking of my cousin."
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:13 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:19 (fourteen years ago)
"Last time I fell asleep and crashed into the World Trade Center"
― Øystein, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:11 (fourteen years ago)
copper-bottomed winner
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:15 (fourteen years ago)
By rights, this should be a contender. But, will this even make it into the 'other captions' section?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:17 (fourteen years ago)
"There's a man out there."
^ audible cackles at this one
― send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:48 (fourteen years ago)
And in an ironic twist it's William Shatner.
― Meet the G that Skrilled me... (snoball), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 13:13 (fourteen years ago)
i never actually enter this thing.
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 20:46 (fourteen years ago)
"Don't freak out, but both engines failed. I'm holding this plane up with my buttcheeks."
― goole, Monday, 18 June 2012 11:15 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this could so win!
― carly rae (flopson), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 22:48 (fourteen years ago)
What do you mean Comic Con isn't till next month?
― Moves Like Zappa (Leee), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 15:48 (fourteen years ago)
is there perhaps a more New Yorker word for "buttcheeks"? If so I think it should be submitted.
― eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)
Also I'd change "freak out" to "panic"
― eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)
I'm no help because I want to change the stinger to "I'm holding this plane up with pure anal suction."
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:07 (fourteen years ago)
<3
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:15 (fourteen years ago)
lmao
― carly rae (flopson), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:31 (fourteen years ago)
"glutes"
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:41 (fourteen years ago)
His gluteus gripped the cloth seat covering, effervescently holding the tumescent aircraft aloft.
― eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:47 (fourteen years ago)
Effervescently?!
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:49 (fourteen years ago)
his inner goddess was holding in a fart
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 16:49 (fourteen years ago)
oh jeez
― eggleston or instagram? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
Not only does the sun shine out of my ass but there are bubbles, too.
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:18 (fourteen years ago)
"So, I just met you, and this is crazy..."
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:22 (fourteen years ago)
IT MUST AND WILL REMAIN "BUTTCHEEKS"
― goole, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:45 (fourteen years ago)
That would look inspirational on a banner
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
"Don't panic, but both engines failed. I'm holding this plane up with my heroic cheeks.""
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:56 (fourteen years ago)
My super ass
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:56 (fourteen years ago)
buttcheeks! buttcheeks! buttcheeks!
― carly rae (flopson), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:57 (fourteen years ago)
"The movie's stylized it a bit. Frankly, the flapping makes me feel like an idiot."
― Øystein, Wednesday, 20 June 2012 17:59 (fourteen years ago)
Seems there's actually a funny caption in the running for the 'big book' one.. (not one of ours, tho)
This Week:http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/07/02/p465/120702_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 25 June 2012 15:56 (fourteen years ago)
"Clock's ticking."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
mark -- which one did you find funny?
― s.clover, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
"the commute is a bitch, but the view is worth it"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:29 (fourteen years ago)
"ju en me, we finely gon' hav dat leetle talk"
― roon dmc (darraghmac), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:33 (fourteen years ago)
"hi i'm just camping, eating a sandwich on my inflatable chair next to my inflatable futon, are you having a good time hiking next to my campsite? hi!"
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:42 (fourteen years ago)
hahahahaha
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:42 (fourteen years ago)
"your legs must be incredibly long. i hope you fit on this couch!"
"Hope you don't make a freudian SLIP!"
― click here if you want to load them all (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:43 (fourteen years ago)
"so you see the analysand always arrives at his destination. $500 please."
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:44 (fourteen years ago)
Welcome to the first session of "Looking Into The Abyss"
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:48 (fourteen years ago)
"It's not a metaphor for fuck all."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:50 (fourteen years ago)
clock ticking ftw
― Mark G, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:59 (fourteen years ago)
"And you must be my 3:15"
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:00 (fourteen years ago)
alternately,"Any trouble getting here?"
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 June 2012 17:01 (fourteen years ago)