i'm wavering between deej and ned.
― Aimless, Monday, 18 June 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)
also missing: dobber
I bet if you did an ILX search on most of these it would lead you to a Scottish football thread.
― ailsa, Monday, 18 June 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)
What's the difference between a ned and a dobber?
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Monday, 18 June 2012 15:00 (thirteen years ago)
a dobber's a bit like a dick.
ned is obv a pejorative but it doesn't really work as an insult, too generalised, never mind the class connotations. if it's successful here i'll be v disappointed. what makes terms such as bawbag and numpty work is that they are very nuanced.
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 18 June 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)
Wiki implied that dobber was related to English chav, which I, perhaps lazily, thought was related to ned.
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Monday, 18 June 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)
hm ya, chav and ned overlap a lot, but i've not heard dobber used in that way.
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 18 June 2012 15:20 (thirteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 24 June 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
― Aimless, Monday, June 18, 2012 7:43 AM Bookmark
srsly!
― fanute gingrich (The Reverend), Sunday, 24 June 2012 00:42 (thirteen years ago)
Noundeej (uncountable)(pejorative, slang) A child with special needs; by extension, a person of low intelligence or having the appearance of a person with special needs.(pejorative) Someone who is deemed to be a failure by their peers.(pejorative) Used in similar manner to the Scots word glaikit.
― mississippi joan hart (crüt), Sunday, 24 June 2012 00:43 (thirteen years ago)
k so what are u voting for crut & rev?
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 June 2012 00:48 (thirteen years ago)
bawbag
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 June 2012 01:11 (thirteen years ago)
radgie sounds good tho
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 June 2012 01:12 (thirteen years ago)
Biff
― MaresNest, Sunday, 24 June 2012 10:05 (thirteen years ago)
Ha! I had no idea that "numptie" was a real word. I thought that was some weird thing only my grannies used. Like "sat on your own like a numptie."
If they could agree on the spelling of "sassenach" I'd go with that, as that was another classic granny put-down.
― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Sunday, 24 June 2012 10:25 (thirteen years ago)
Some more:
Stumer <---------- a partiuclar favourite of my dad's
Diddy
Haddie
... but don't get me started, there's hunners o' these
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Sunday, 24 June 2012 10:28 (thirteen years ago)
Jessie
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Sunday, 24 June 2012 10:32 (thirteen years ago)
my dad too
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 24 June 2012 10:32 (thirteen years ago)
Nippy Sweetie <-------- a shrewish woman
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Sunday, 24 June 2012 10:35 (thirteen years ago)
heid-the-ba'
^ this is a good one
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Sunday, 24 June 2012 10:38 (thirteen years ago)
Nyaf
I'd spell it 'nyaff' and of course there is no such thing as a Big Nyaff, it's always a Wee Nyaff... I'm not even sure there's such a thing a plain Nyaff!
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Sunday, 24 June 2012 10:42 (thirteen years ago)
Tumshie
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 24 June 2012 10:45 (thirteen years ago)
I'll have to check my old Boaby Gillespie posts for more
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Sunday, 24 June 2012 10:46 (thirteen years ago)
Bauchle
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 24 June 2012 10:53 (thirteen years ago)
im trying to think of every insult Maw Broon calls Paw Broon
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 24 June 2012 10:54 (thirteen years ago)
ya diddie <--- my dad's favourite
― zappi, Sunday, 24 June 2012 11:08 (thirteen years ago)
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 25 June 2012 00:01 (thirteen years ago)
Bisom <------- female only
Article <----- sort of like "so and so"
― Too Busy Thinking About Mr. Abie (Tom D.), Sunday, 1 July 2012 12:01 (thirteen years ago)
ooh article is the best. I had a roommate from Ireland & she used it a lot ("ya bleedin article")
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 July 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)
is it not Besom?my gran used to say that a lot
― it looks like something rupert the bear would wear (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 1 July 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)
"patrick bampot"4 results (0.20 seconds)
― نكبة (nakhchivan), Saturday, 29 November 2014 23:58 (eleven years ago)
Talking of Scots words, I was trying to describe an infestation of insects earlier this evening and found myself using the word "hoaching", as in a description of a bar or a nightclub with a preponderance of attractive women, "This place is hoachin' wi' fanny".
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)
Doesn't "hoaching" just mean busy or packed with people?
There's so many of these words I've heard for all my life but never seen written or typed. I would have spelled it "Bizzum" rather than "Bisom" or "Besom".
Honestly don't think I've ever heard sasunnach, sassenagh, Sassenach, sassanoch or sasennach.
I used to hear "bam" used for "ned" a lot in school.
How about "gash patch"?
This isn't an insult but for describing small things I've never known the spelling for this word: "totie", "toatie", "toetie", "totey" or something else?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)
And is it "Okester" or "Oakster" for armpit?
Oxter
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)
Personally i would spell it 'toty', I've lived in England for 14 years now and am still constantly policing myself not to use words like 'toty' in mixed (Scots/ non-Scots) company. Using 'wee' for 'small' is rare enough down here.
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Sunday, 30 November 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)
I know Burnistoun was very hit and miss, but as an ex-pat of 21 years I love hearing things like this, it's some sort of demented poetry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEvvRFv5NYU
― MaresNest, Sunday, 30 November 2014 09:54 (eleven years ago)
I have never heard this word. Is it some teuchter pish?
― doesn’t matter what the content is, as long as it’s content (onimo), Monday, 1 December 2014 12:17 (eleven years ago)
As your teuchter correspondent, I can report that I have never heard this either.
― ailsa, Monday, 1 December 2014 13:04 (eleven years ago)
Embra keech I'll warrant.
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Monday, 1 December 2014 13:23 (eleven years ago)
never in ma puff
― sktsh, Monday, 1 December 2014 15:01 (eleven years ago)
Same here, means heehaw tae me.
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Monday, 1 December 2014 15:47 (eleven years ago)
http://en.wiktionary.org/w/index.php?title=deej&oldid=565208
original Wiktionary entry says it's from Tayside
― doesn’t matter what the content is, as long as it’s content (onimo), Monday, 1 December 2014 16:13 (eleven years ago)
Our playground used 'biff' for that particular insult.
― MaresNest, Monday, 1 December 2014 16:47 (eleven years ago)
we had 'spoon' and 'spazzy'
― doesn’t matter what the content is, as long as it’s content (onimo), Monday, 1 December 2014 17:00 (eleven years ago)
There's the thread where someone mentions "Benny" being used too (as in Benny from "Crossroads"), either Mark G or Noodle V.
― Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Monday, 1 December 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)
Various derivatives of Joey Deacon round our bit :-(
― ailsa, Monday, 1 December 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)
How about "boabie" or "bobie".
I think "walloper" is my favourite from this thread. I quite like "rocket" too.
Doesn't "dobber" come from Australia?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 1 December 2014 22:07 (eleven years ago)
I reckon that's a false cognate- doesn't it mean someone who grasses in australia?
― sktsh, Monday, 1 December 2014 23:04 (eleven years ago)
Probably, because once one of my friends kept talking about how a character in Neighbors called her husband "dobber".
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 1 December 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)
"haw toadfish, ya choob"
― sktsh, Monday, 1 December 2014 23:24 (eleven years ago)
look at aw these fake fuckin', they've probably tasted a vegetable
― bayland rippenkroeger, stunt artiste (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 January 2017 21:13 (nine years ago)
fake fuckin' Scots
Whenever I see the latest brexit thread I think "ne'er cast a cloot till May is oot", which is the only way I've ever encountered that phrase, and that makes me think of this phrase, said of someone who's overfond of drink: "she could drink it through a shitey cloot"
― in a soylent whey (wins), Monday, 1 May 2017 11:58 (nine years ago)
ay cunts what about ye and this rock
― godfellaz (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 June 2019 20:04 (seven years ago)
aye keep talking deems ye pure roaster
― i really, really, really, really, really, really like glue (fionnland), Saturday, 8 June 2019 22:12 (seven years ago)
Aye, like Rockall is part of Donegal, get tae France, ya wide-o.
― John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 June 2019 08:18 (seven years ago)
I met a colleague's wife outside the office today and she said "I'm waiting for bawjaws" in reference to her own husband.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 23:25 (seven years ago)
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/music/4201608/the-wolfe-tones-rockall-irish-vessels/
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 19:46 (seven years ago)
lol @ onimo's post
― Shite New Answers (jed_), Monday, 17 June 2019 12:44 (six years ago)