there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

That said I'm fucking mortified when I say I like metal and people presume that means fucking end of the pier, Dame Twanky bullshit like Manowar or WASP.

― Ima Pay Close Attention To Your Post (Doran), Sunday, 17 June 2012 19:48

the mini clusterfuck was worth it just for that post

Boo, metal fans should embrace that shit, metal is way better when it's silly and theatrical and poppy

Manowar and WASP was proper Metal 20 years before all this po-faced goth shite got its boot in the door

By that rationale you shouldn't like iron maiden or dio or judas priest, what kinda world you guys want? Joyless ”intelligent” black metal for guys that own at least one Yo La Tengo record?

That's from Rolling Metal and Doran wasn't really making an argument for po-faced goth shite in that thread at all. Also, it got waaay funnier after that post imo.

what kinda world you guys want? Joyless ”intelligent” black metal for guys that own at least one Yo La Tengo record?

wherever you preach, that's where I'm going to church

With a couple of edits:

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I re-watched Alien on the weekend. The shot of Jonesy when the Alien gets Harry Dean Stanton is the greatest piece of animal acting ever

― Number None, Sunday, June 17, 2012 9:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i haven't seen alien in full yet but i've seen this scene and YESSS

― star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Monday, June 18, 2012 3:19 AM (4 hours ago)

HOW HAVE ALL THESE PEOPLE NOT SEEN ALIEN IN FULL?!

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, June 18, 2012 4:33 AM (2 hours ago)

b/c i don't know how to work the dvd player

― star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Monday, June 18, 2012 4:46 AM (2 hours ago)

Move it out of the kitchen.

― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Monday, June 18, 2012 4:51 AM (2 hours ago)

I read on Wikipedia that Ridley Scott originally wanted to end the movie with the Alien biting of Ripley's head and then speaking with her voice

hahaha lol whut. i did hear that he wanted ripley killed at the end, and the alien punching in the coordinates for earth which i have to admit would have been a stupendously badass way to end that movie

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, June 18, 2012 12:32 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i heard he wanted the alien to wink at the camera too

― brony ver (s1ocki), Monday, June 18, 2012 1:15 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

seeing that's my boy preview TWICE made me wonder: why does a heavy south boston accent always label the character as a moron, sociopath or both

― (REAL NAME) (m coleman), Monday, June 18, 2012 11:09 AM (2 minutes ago)

yes

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, June 18, 2012 11:10 AM (1 minute ago)

that's not an answer...oh wait

― (REAL NAME) (m coleman), Monday, June 18, 2012 11:11 AM (33 seconds ago)

"Many thanks for the sandwich. Did i ever tell you I am descended from the Earl of Sandwich? No? Well, here's a ha'penny for your service."

― that's why Love made the weirdos (brownie), Tuesday, June 19, 2012 4:29 PM (1 hour ago)

^^ For the full lol effect, you must explain that the above quotation is presumed to be said by Willard Romney, ex-governor of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

can you really "break" a knuckleballer?
― frogbs, Tuesday, June 19, 2012

it's the Mets.
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, June 19, 2012

also file under truth bombs

Also, Skot, you will be happy to hear that that first Human Sexual Response LP really grew on me -- irritated me first couple times through, but I kind of love it now.

― xhuxk, Tuesday, June 19, 2012 10:03 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they were ahead of their time. by a year.

― scott seward, Tuesday, June 19, 2012 10:06 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a++++++

So in theory you could just type anything in as the second word? So one day in the future somebody could be looking at a transcrtiption from a late 19th century newspaper and read something like this:

"Today, the esteemable inventor and polymath Mister Horatio Ponsonby-Smythe publicly demonstrated his latest invention, a penis."

― Meet the G that Skrilled me... (snoball), Wednesday, June 20, 2012 4:57 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

an old one I never saw until now

my best friend (at the time) explained to us once unprovoked how he farted during sex and it caused him to orgasm.

we're not best friends anymore

― those balls look like a butt (San Te), Thursday, January 6, 2011 11:05 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think curling could make inroads in the U.S.

― I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Wednesday, June 20, 2012 2:41 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It'll be sweeping . . . the nation!

― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Wednesday, June 20, 2012 2:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol, i am working for guys who are building curling lanes in the winter for their club in brooklyn and everyone i tell that to says ".... yyyyeah, that'll catch on won't it" in a voice that suggests that they too would be powerless to resist

3. The process of digestion

― gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Thursday, 21 June 2012 12:22 (3 hours ago)

From the "Shit endings" thread.

I mean, it shouldn't make me laugh, I'm a grown man, but... y'know.

groan, man

groan(ing) (straining) man

1 year passes...

i want some fucking gazpacho so bad right now

― one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, June 21, 2012 2:24 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

go to Sam Jackson's house

― frogbs, Thursday, June 21, 2012 2:52 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Unless you want hotzpacho

Wait, why doesn't he just make some hotzpacho and deliver it to Zooey Deschanel?

Camping Gazpacho
http://www.tacklebargains.co.uk/acatalog/camping_gaz_carena_stove.jpg

Sam Jackson: "Here's the hotzpacho you ordered"
Zooey Deschanel: "Are you the delivery man?"

*john malkovich laughs*

how come DNA-gloop and man = OH GOD CUT IT OUT OF ME!!!

Pregnancy in general amirite thank here all week

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, June 21, 2012 3:04 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she said the same thing 9 months previously!

(nicked off joan rivers)

curling is alive and well in minnesota

n/a and some dude otm. Nothing more depressing than standing in a Sam Goody store in the nineties with only $20 to spend and the Suede album is $18.99.

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, June 21, 2012 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how about when you heard that suede album

― tylerw, Thursday, June 21, 2012 5:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bahaha

A New Mourning

esoteric judaism - the math rock of theologies

― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Friday, June 22, 2012 11:34 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

haha! <3

it's true

I hear that Bane also wrecks Bruce Wayne financially, through the business dealings of his firm, Bane Capital.

― mh, Thursday, June 21, 2012 7:18 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

comic book puns are the ultimate in LOLZ for me...

lmao

topical

btw it cracked me up when Marnie was longingly looking at Facebook pictures of the ex-boyfriend she was with for years and years and every picture was from the two weeks they were together after he cut his hair short, lol poorly planned production

fuck wrong thread

very good, though

Lol deej, childhood videos, accusations of rockism, candyman comparisons, yr shootin' dirty pool tonight

next thing you know it will be slo-mo videos of kray looking longingly into the camera with that sarah mclaughlin adding from the animal shelter commercial playing....”with only pennies a day, you could help provide a viral rapper with books, clothes, and adderal”

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, June 24, 2012 9:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think what women really love about this piece of garbage is the fantasy of a rich, handsome billionaire being a controlling d-bag. Do I think these chicks really like the idea of being caned and flogged? Probably not. But they love the fantasy of being "taken care of"

I mean most of this book isn't sexy. It's about a guy who writes a lot of stern e-mails and buys Audi's for his wittle kitten and asks her constantly if she's had a meal in the last 24 hours.

― homosexual II, Tuesday, June 26, 2012 9:42 AM (1 minute ago)

ooh, hawtt

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, June 26, 2012 9:43 AM (24 seconds ago)

huffpo comment thread idea -- should service workers do as they're fucking told? are you angry about service workers? what would mubarak have done about this?

― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Tuesday, June 26, 2012 1:19 PM (8 minutes ago)

Is Animal Collective the Camper Van Beethoven of the 21st century?

― Moodles, Wednesday, June 27, 2012 11:15 AM (1 minute ago)

ho boy let's walk that one back before it gets anywhere

― some dude, Wednesday, June 27, 2012 11:16 AM (58 seconds ago)

Breyer's dissent just leaked on Slsk.

― Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Wednesday, June 27, 2012 11:58 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink