also the palpable sense of "I am some hot shit right here" exuding off of TheBeef in every single fucking frame was probably the most off-putting cinematic experience I've had aside from a little dog Transformer humping Megan Fox's leg
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 18 June 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
And here was me worried it was going to be close.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 June 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
still too close tbh
― bronytheus (some dude), Monday, 18 June 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
I brought this on myself. And now, let us never speak of Indiana Jones ever again.
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Monday, 18 June 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
moranz
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 June 2012 03:42 (eleven years ago) link
2 jokesters
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5z6jgefNi1r4qlp5o1_500.jpg
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
what an awkward still to put on the cover
"So wait, are we expected to go see a film staring some Nazi?"
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 June 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
I'm the type of dude who enjoyed Catwoman
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Sunday, June 17, 2012 5:28 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark
dude, really
― Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 21 June 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ
one on one! one on one!
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/530000_10151330144679988_1421059142_n.jpg
― Eric H., Thursday, 2 August 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
agh... so wrong
― WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 2 August 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
there are 11 star trek films and seven planet of the apes films!
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 2 August 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
five superman movies too
i thought die hard 2 was universally (and correctly) reviled
― adam, Thursday, 2 August 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
Jurassic Park III was quite a bit better than The Lost World imo
― da croupier, Thursday, 2 August 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
also wow they sure love their rocky movies
JP3 much better than JP2.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 August 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
i thought die hard 2 was universally (and correctly) reviled― adam, Thursday, August 2, 2012 9:44 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― adam, Thursday, August 2, 2012 9:44 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Huh?
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
yes, all the Lord of the Rings movies are pretty much perfect
― Number None, Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
apparently i need to see blade 2
― da croupier, Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
mad max fans need a good talking to. DEATH TO THUNDERDOME
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
Mad Max lacked ZOD!
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
who in the world thinks Rocky 2 is just as good as 3
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
Matrix 2 nowhere near as bad as Matrix 3.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
― da croupier, Thursday, August 2, 2012 6:05 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
u dont imo
― joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
matrix 2 and 3 are both so bad that you shouldn't be able to see either at this scale
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
matrix 2 was so bad that I've still not seen Matrix 3 and I see a lot of awful shit
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
I think they love Star Trek 1 & 3 way too much, other than that they seem pretty on the mark regarding films I've seen (everything except the Rockies, the second and third Planet of the Apes, and the first Mad Max)
Matrix 2 had a lot of defensible scenes, stuff that was interesting to watch. Matrix 3 had nothing.
If you like Lord of the Rings, you'll love Lord of the Rings! They look like they're given an 80% rating, anyway?
da croupier - if you enjoyed Blade, then run don't walk to uh Netflix or whatever.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
If you like Lord of the Rings, you'll love Lord of the Rings!
nah. it goes 1st >>>> 2nd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3rd
― giallo pudding pops (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
Blade 2 is p. dope
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link
all i remember about Blade 2 is that Luke Goss was in it
― Number None, Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
I'm not saying Matrix 2 was as good as the first, but the drop in quality from 2 to 3 was WAY bigger than the drop from 1 to 2.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
they kind of blended together for me. I guess the third one did have about ten hours of shitty cgi sentinel battles
― Number None, Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link
wow another nutjob who thinks Doom is better than Crusade: http://www.vulture.com/2012/11/vulture-ranks-all-28-steven-spielberg-films-worst-best.html?mid=twitter_vulture
― some dude, Saturday, 17 November 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
Rankings all over the place, but that's one of the bright spots.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Saturday, 17 November 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link
Tho I do admire the salt it takes to rank War of the Worlds above Close Encounters.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Saturday, 17 November 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
yeah brass balls
― K3v Ink (some dude), Saturday, 17 November 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
And turns out agreeing on Spielberg's worst isn't that difficult. I've never seen anyone not choose one of those last four films.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Saturday, 17 November 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link
Caught the episode of South Park recently which deals with the topic of the last film pretty well.
― Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 17 November 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
agree that Amistad is better than I thought at the time and how good Hanks is in SPR.
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 17 November 2012 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
I had bugs for lunch.
― Eric H., Monday, 24 February 2014 05:00 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7iGmwmHePI
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 24 February 2014 15:41 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CXcRXtaEtg
^Has anyone sampled Connery's "The floor's on fire!" in a dance song?
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 22:54 (ten years ago) link
this thread is like the bat that Kate Capshaw picks up
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 23:03 (ten years ago) link
This thread betrayed Shiva.
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 23:05 (ten years ago) link
apparently Temple of Doom is a breakup movie
http://grantland.com/features/explaining-indiana-jones-temple-doom/
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link