"I had bugs for lunch."
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Sunday, 17 June 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link
Seeing Temple of Doom in the cinema aged six was the most exciting experience of my life to date.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 17 June 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link
I used to "kali ma" my little sister when she annoyed me, she'd run away crying, lol
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 June 2012 02:53 (eleven years ago) link
Kali maaaa... SHUTI DE
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 17 June 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link
USA was running a marathon of all 4 movies today, was intermittently tuning into them w/ family members and mentioned that i'd encountered someone really adamant that Temple is better than Last Crusade and everyone was bewildered by the notion
― bronytheus (some dude), Sunday, 17 June 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
It is clearly better.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 17 June 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe he likes older women.
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 17 June 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ refrigerator perry references upthread
I dunno why everyone singles the opening sequence out as evidence of Crystal Skull's awfulness. The whole nuclear test site sequence was imo the most salvageable part of the movie, whereas like the monkey chase scene or those GODDAM CHEESY LOOKING CGI ANTS, or basically any scene w/ Shia Thebeef opening his damn mouth were just like (facepalm, weeps a bit).
― brödinger's cat (Pillbox), Sunday, 17 June 2012 03:29 (eleven years ago) link
shhh, don't think about it, it's not worth the pain
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 June 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
add 'Lover of SMART Superman Movies' to Matt Armstrong's CV
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Sunday, June 17, 2012 2:20 AM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
"less stupid" /= "SMART"
Superman has lyrical, classic images like baby Supe lifting the car, superman outrunning the train, the kansas countryside etc; II has people being thrown into pinball machines.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 17 June 2012 05:43 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG3isfUKPb0
― Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 17 June 2012 07:23 (eleven years ago) link
As someone who actually likes terrible brainless action movies, Shia and The Monkeys was precisely where all of the goodwill I had towards the movie ran out and I just wanted to punch it in the dick
I enjoyed a lot of the rest of it, because I'm the type of dude who enjoyed Catwoman
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link
also the palpable sense of "I am some hot shit right here" exuding off of TheBeef in every single fucking frame was probably the most off-putting cinematic experience I've had aside from a little dog Transformer humping Megan Fox's leg
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 18 June 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link
And here was me worried it was going to be close.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 18 June 2012 01:10 (eleven years ago) link
still too close tbh
― bronytheus (some dude), Monday, 18 June 2012 01:13 (eleven years ago) link
I brought this on myself. And now, let us never speak of Indiana Jones ever again.
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Monday, 18 June 2012 01:25 (eleven years ago) link
moranz
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 18 June 2012 03:42 (eleven years ago) link
2 jokesters
― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5z6jgefNi1r4qlp5o1_500.jpg
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
what an awkward still to put on the cover
"So wait, are we expected to go see a film staring some Nazi?"
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 June 2012 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
I'm the type of dude who enjoyed Catwoman
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Sunday, June 17, 2012 5:28 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark
dude, really
― Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 21 June 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ
one on one! one on one!
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Thursday, 21 June 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/530000_10151330144679988_1421059142_n.jpg
― Eric H., Thursday, 2 August 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
agh... so wrong
― WheatusVEVO (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 2 August 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
there are 11 star trek films and seven planet of the apes films!
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 2 August 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
five superman movies too
i thought die hard 2 was universally (and correctly) reviled
― adam, Thursday, 2 August 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link
Jurassic Park III was quite a bit better than The Lost World imo
― da croupier, Thursday, 2 August 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
also wow they sure love their rocky movies
JP3 much better than JP2.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 2 August 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
i thought die hard 2 was universally (and correctly) reviled― adam, Thursday, August 2, 2012 9:44 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― adam, Thursday, August 2, 2012 9:44 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Huh?
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link
yes, all the Lord of the Rings movies are pretty much perfect
― Number None, Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link
apparently i need to see blade 2
― da croupier, Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link
mad max fans need a good talking to. DEATH TO THUNDERDOME
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
Mad Max lacked ZOD!
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link
who in the world thinks Rocky 2 is just as good as 3
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link
Matrix 2 nowhere near as bad as Matrix 3.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
― da croupier, Thursday, August 2, 2012 6:05 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
u dont imo
― joaquin haus-partizan (s1ocki), Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
matrix 2 and 3 are both so bad that you shouldn't be able to see either at this scale
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
matrix 2 was so bad that I've still not seen Matrix 3 and I see a lot of awful shit
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 2 August 2012 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
I think they love Star Trek 1 & 3 way too much, other than that they seem pretty on the mark regarding films I've seen (everything except the Rockies, the second and third Planet of the Apes, and the first Mad Max)
Matrix 2 had a lot of defensible scenes, stuff that was interesting to watch. Matrix 3 had nothing.
If you like Lord of the Rings, you'll love Lord of the Rings! They look like they're given an 80% rating, anyway?
da croupier - if you enjoyed Blade, then run don't walk to uh Netflix or whatever.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
If you like Lord of the Rings, you'll love Lord of the Rings!
nah. it goes 1st >>>> 2nd >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3rd
― giallo pudding pops (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
Blade 2 is p. dope
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:08 (eleven years ago) link
all i remember about Blade 2 is that Luke Goss was in it
― Number None, Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:10 (eleven years ago) link
I'm not saying Matrix 2 was as good as the first, but the drop in quality from 2 to 3 was WAY bigger than the drop from 1 to 2.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link
they kind of blended together for me. I guess the third one did have about ten hours of shitty cgi sentinel battles
― Number None, Thursday, 2 August 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link
wow another nutjob who thinks Doom is better than Crusade: http://www.vulture.com/2012/11/vulture-ranks-all-28-steven-spielberg-films-worst-best.html?mid=twitter_vulture
― some dude, Saturday, 17 November 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link