rolling new food laboratory inventions for american chain restaurants thread

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P'ZOLO

p'zolo I luv u

Brittany Faulkner ‏@befaulkner
@K_BO_14 I'm getting a p'zone and Michael's getting a p'zolo (pizza hut). What do you want?
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Max Silvestri
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Pizza Hut's is pretty good, but I'll always prefer how my Italian grandmother made Buffalo Chicken P'zolo.

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Really hoping someone does archive all these. I asked over on oreo pizza: WTF if there was a comprehensive history of the pointless novelty pizza, but got nowhere. Where did it all begin? And when will it all end? Pizza is like the ultimate goof-proof junk food meal; it's transparent to everyone involved that these gimmicks are just attention-grabbing marketing hooks as discussed upthread, but since both customers and pizza magnates know it, can't they just, like, stop?

all it takes is one novelty hit like a chicken mcnugget to make it worthwhile.

but that's just a wad of chicken. they don't do anything WEIRD to it, besides the thing they do to make it into a wad.

what if they ground up leftover pizza into and formed it into a waddy extrusion that could be breaded and fried into a nugget?

i think i would try the p'zone if someone else ordered it and paid for it and put it in front of me. i would *try* it, not necessarily finish it.

oh, have i got news for you

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2599/4017063511_cf6ab72970.jpg

fuck, pizza rolls are good.

there are pizza-flavored potstickers that are pretty yummy, but they are asian frozen foods alchemy, not novelty fast food alchemy.
http://pds9.egloos.com/pds/200808/09/03/b0007603_489da987dc4c6.jpg

take excess cheese product, freeze in pacojet containers --> parmesan sorbet!

doctor casino I invite you to my thread pizza commercials from asia

pz'YOLO

You are now watching the throne
Don't let me eat a P'Zone

you know how many p'zones I own?

this might not count but i tried one of taco bell's new "cantina bowls" today. i imagine it's still terrible for you since it contains both guacamole-product and a creamy sauce, but it made me feel less like death than i usually do after eating there.

Cinnabon 'Pizzabon' - http://kotaku.com/5936215/cinnabons-pizzabon-the-snacktaku-hideous-abomination-review

http://cdn.cstatic.net/g/500x/http://cdn.cstatic.net/images/gridfs/502a60b885216d0e61004b91/the-pizzabon-cinnabon-pizza.jpg

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KFC literally serves you a bowl of hot vomit

:(

post some pix of real chinese food to make up for the queasy feeling I now have

I like:
mashed potatoes
gravy
corn
friend chicken
cheese

So why does this make me feel so bad inside?

Actually I think it's because the slightly transparent gravy looks like snot/bile and now I'm going to unbookmark this thread blech

friend chicken :)

KFC famous bowels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI
http://www.avclub.com/articles/av-club-taste-test-special-the-bowl-at-the-howling,2130/

pretty sure i scrolled through this thread than the encyclopedia dramatica 'offended' page

so disgusting

/more quickly than/

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yeah i find it marginally easier to spend 10 seconds looking at the rtx cover

the thing on the left is presumably eaten by many thousands of people whereas even neil hagerty and jennifer herrema at their worst probably wouldn't eat the thing on the right

stevie not taken in by all that funky narration, a+ post

feel like we kinda dropped the ball on this thread this year so good revive

is it just the sweetcorn that makes the thing on the left look so much like a bowl of shit?

did sweet sixteen ever come out on vinyl? love that album so much...

taco bell calls its desserts "sweet treats"

no lie though I've been meaning to check out the new 99 cent grillers

http://i.imgur.com/5zoeS.jpg

The new dessert menu includes a new cookie sandwich which features two triangular chocolate chip cookies, filled with vanilla cream - available for $1.29. The menu also includes a churro for $0.99. These items will complement the company's existing dessert range, which includes caramel apple empanada and bite-sized Cinnamon Twists.

my goodness

http://i.imgur.com/w5krf.jpg

what the hell this honestly can't be the size of what you get for 99 cents

http://i.imgur.com/KSzCy.jpg

mcdonalds snackers are more expensive and nowhere near that big

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Frutista also the name of the font that ad is set in

today is the day that I learned that BK actually has a triple whopper out

http://i.imgur.com/y5V0l.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/OJAoU.png

reminds me of when I visited montreal in high school and we all found out that the mcdonalds there had a big mac but with three patties - of course we all got one, and were like, damn, canadians be gettin down on some freaky shit across the border, so amazing that literally you can just cross this magic line and all of a sudden you can buy a big mac with three patties and it's actually cheaper too (this was before parity)

Wow; I'm gonna have to get on that Triple Whopper. I once ate a Double Whopper a day for about four months straight. I regret nothing.

of course wendy's has a triple stacker too

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