Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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ach this poor idiot

goole, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.lindsay-lohan.net/gallery/data/531/lindsay-lohan_dot_net-movies-meangirls-promos-0020.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSz16ngdsG0

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

not dead yet

the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

much like with lindsay the last seven years were kind of a wash of embarrassment and inebriation but at least now i can tell myself i didnt die in a hotel room

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

not yet anyway

the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

...yet

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

my boobs got smaller too

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

SURVIVOR

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

been through a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zShSJgXjF1Y

Cunga, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

We're told someone became alarmed because they could not wake her up and the person called 911.

Paramedics responded, and determined nothing was wrong with Lindsay. They left without transporting her to the hospital.

Lindsay is back on set shooting her Lifetime movie, "Liz and Dick."

As far as we know, Lindsay did not go to the hospital herself."

So she was asleep...

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

...with a little help from her 'friends'?

Aimless, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfxOWvLeLA8

Cunga, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

"exhausted" & "dehydrated"

i know what that feels like

the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://iweb.cooking.com/images/recipe/Recipe/Detail/RE_10232.jpg

here this'll fix that right

the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

one that slep't not wisely but too well

contenderizer, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

You know who else came back from the dead! It's the second coming!

StanM, Saturday, 16 June 2012 11:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/06/04/lindsay-lohans-new-wave/

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 17 June 2012 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

mmm, no.

Delbert Botts, D.D.S. (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

I've heard of people trying to surf on a lilo, but LiLo trying to surf?

Meet the G that Skrilled me... (snoball), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

This sentence rolls its eyes at Richard Phillips.

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

lilo standing with a surfboard, someone who surfs surfing

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

not so much asking is it art as, do we care?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

uhh youre holding the surfboard backwards

actually i wish it were a feature film so that she might *actually* learn to surf because I think it would be really good for her

Has someone else's face gotten in the way of yr foot or elbow? (sunny successor), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

lol i'm still listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FDlRMrpT-w

surm, Thursday, 28 June 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

http://instagram.com/p/MpadgEJc35/

Odd Spice (Eazy), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

lol is that her house

surm, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

She completely furnished it with stuff she shoplifted from antiques stores.

Neil Jung (WmC), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

Looks more like a shop of some kind?

second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

a salon

coat news for people who love boat shoes (how's life), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

It'd be so "2003" to add "...and then they all lezzed it up." to the end of that article.

Don't Feel Like Santana, But Oye Como Va To Them (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

centuries from now painters and novelists will be dedicate their lives to recreating the Lohan Del Gaga summit

some dude, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

centuries from now? There will be an off-broadway play about it by next summer.

Cunga, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

NY Daily News: "...the former "Mean Girls" star ..."

??

Aimless, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)

she has been retroactively banned from the set

contenderizer, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2006/12/bimbo-summit2.jpg

buzza, Sunday, 15 July 2012 20:27 (thirteen years ago)

i don't follow sleb news but is it really that hard to find pics of lindsay looking good or is it just bigger news when she's looking bad?

the late great, Sunday, 15 July 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

yes and yes

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Sunday, 15 July 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

i can't believe that in an age of affordable face transplants and laser vagina rejuvenation someone can't do something for poor lindsay

the late great, Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

Laser Lohan Rejuvenation

Don't Feel Like Santana, But Oye Como Va To Them (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

Which one's Gaga and which one's Del Rey?

Odd Spice (Eazy), Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

Oh wait, fuck, that's Britney and Paris.

Odd Spice (Eazy), Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

Britneys in Paris

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

let's hope not!

Nhex, Sunday, 15 July 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

the non-bald-spot photo of her looking kinda rumpled is nice, she looks young and like a normal person.

deist mountain dew (reddening), Sunday, 15 July 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)

yeah she just looks tired.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 15 July 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

the funny thing about the lindsay/paris/britney photo is that, of the three, paris is easily the one you'd most trust behind the wheel

bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Sunday, 15 July 2012 23:04 (thirteen years ago)

take tired and greasy over the previous k-blonde look any day

(not that i am a boy in outer space who is fit to judge, of course)

mookieproof, Sunday, 15 July 2012 23:10 (thirteen years ago)

who would win in a cage match: lindsay/paris/britney or lindsay/lana/gaga

the late great, Monday, 16 July 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

odds are a bit stacked there

Nhex, Monday, 16 July 2012 00:48 (thirteen years ago)


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