Jake Gyllenhaal

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(1) http://www.philly.com/mld/philly/entertainment/columnists/13159177.htm
(2) http://www.emanuellevy.com/article.php?articleID=912
(3) http://www.gawker.com/news/stalker/gawker-stalker-the-gyllenhaalsarsgaard-puppy-saga-takes-a-homoerotic-twist-135958.php

Photos: http://junk-feud.com/archives/mama-gyllenhaal/

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:27 (twenty years ago)

(I LOVE Naomi Foner's silver boots in that pic!)

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

Hoo boy:

On the same wavelength as Sarsgaard, Gyllenhaal said that he indeed "loves to tell stories in film," but then immediately said, "I already did a gay cowboy movie this year. If I did a musical, people might start asking questions. But don't think it's not beating deeply in my veins, and the urge is a deep urge. Deep, deep urge."

Unrelated, but this is too irresistable:

The highly acclaimed Toronto-based filmmaker ("Dead Ringers," "The Fly," "Crash") received the Sonny Bono Visionary Filmmaker Award...

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 21:33 (twenty years ago)

Here's a handy comp of the Toothy Tile stuff:

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/2890039.html

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:35 (twenty years ago)

OMG I missed the "deep, deep urge" part!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 23:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.scott-o-rama.com/Coppermine/albums/userpics/10001/2005-02-26-torso29sc1il.jpg

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 March 2006 00:02 (twenty years ago)

Eh, whatever. Maybe Gylly is very close to his quasi-brother-in-law Peter, so that massages aren't so outrageous.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 March 2006 00:56 (twenty years ago)

Also: let's not discount the fact that the camera doesn't lie. It was hard to hide Monty Clift's obvious homo impulses, no matter how genuine his chemistry with Olivia De Havilland and Elizabeth Taylor. Gylly hasn't been in enough movies (i.e. good movies) to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that he's got buttboy urges, whereas Clift had used (or was used) his ambivalence to startling effect in a half-dozen movies.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 March 2006 00:59 (twenty years ago)

"startling effect" = #3 on Giant List of Phrases That Should Be Banned from Cultural Criticism

also: boy, susan sarandon is hott.

― amateurist0, Thursday, 9 March 2006 05:20 (twenty years ago)

Jake working out while shooting Jarhead.

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jake_gyllenhaal_shirrtless_.jpg

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jake_gyllenhaal_shirtless_3.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 9 March 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

I just read up on Toothy Tile -- hadn't heard of it before. If T.T. is indeed Jake, then why does Ted Casablanca say that T.T.'s lover is NOT Peter Sarsgaard?
-- jaymc
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because it's Heath Ledger, silly!

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

O RLY?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/CitizenGatsby/r0p00z.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/CitizenGatsby/r0p08p.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v503/CitizenGatsby/r0p09c.jpg

― Mama Roux (Mama Roux), Thursday, 9 March 2006 23:52 (twenty years ago)

Re the first picture: I thought it was Jake's hair that Sarsgaard was supposed to be lauding?!

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 00:44 (twenty years ago)

it's all about the trouser

Jake's a weiner - BUT KEEFER'S PACKING BEEF!!!!

― john clarkson, Friday, 10 March 2006 00:56 (twenty years ago)

Kiefer Sutherland?! postpixplzkthx

― Mama Roux (Mama Roux), Friday, 10 March 2006 01:42 (twenty years ago)

the ball-scooping motion going on in that first photo...

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Friday, 10 March 2006 04:01 (twenty years ago)

It irritates me no end that Gyllie can flash that 100-watt smile whether he's dealing with Oprah-related inanity or Peter Sarsgaard cupping his balls.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 04:15 (twenty years ago)

I don't like Jarhead Jake.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 10 March 2006 04:34 (twenty years ago)

If anyone has Zodiac pics, now's the time to post'em.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:44 (twenty years ago)

I like Jarhead Jake less. Seems like a totally different entity.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 March 2006 13:50 (twenty years ago)

Jarhead Jake works fine for me BEFORE they made him shave his torso for shooting.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 March 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

His lips and eyeballs are almost comically enlarged. He still looks hot to me:

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/jarhead/jarhead.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Like I said, muppety.

― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

if there is anything i like in a man, it is "comically enlarged"

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

ugh, the muppety thing is so so OTM

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 10 March 2006 17:43 (twenty years ago)

Agreed. Jake's got a muppety look about him.

― Mama Roux (Mama Roux), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:06 (twenty years ago)

You are all daft.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:09 (twenty years ago)

That much more Toothy for you and me.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 March 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

So why has Toothy recanted?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 10 March 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

like lots of actors, he has a very large head

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 10 March 2006 20:21 (twenty years ago)

"You know what they say about a man with comically enlarged lips and eyeballs...."

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 10 March 2006 23:05 (twenty years ago)

http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/6271/standin9iw.jpg

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 11 March 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

About time someone commented on last month's Vanity Fair shoot.

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― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:16 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/jake.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:17 (twenty years ago)

Dammit:

ihttp://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/jake.jpg

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:21 (twenty years ago)

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/jake.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:25 (twenty years ago)

(use http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/sotoalf/jake.jpg" >)

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:25 (twenty years ago)

wifout spaces.

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:25 (twenty years ago)

he looks so perfect in the sarsgaard ball-cupping picture.

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 24 March 2006 00:40 (twenty years ago)

ugh. my favorite thread ever. i've said it before, and i'll say it again: he's so hot it makes me wanna barf

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 24 March 2006 03:57 (twenty years ago)

This boy is insultingly handsome. I feel a bit dirty even looking at those pictures - he's so young!

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:30 (twenty years ago)

Who knew that looking like a nondescript fratboy made you the paragon of male American attractiveness?

― Dan (Affleck Syndrome) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:32 (twenty years ago)

What would postage on one of those frat-boy things be?

― Lara (Lara), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:33 (twenty years ago)

(xpost) Uhhhh, no.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:34 (twenty years ago)

Dan yr treading on precarious grounds with some of the Hollywood wimmin folx you've claimed are hot!!! For heavens sakes Halle Berry looks like those Ethnic Barbies they used to put out that were of kind of non-descript race and were the same thing as Barbie, except "brown"!

I WILL DEFEND U, JAKE

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.renge.jp/cgi-bin/blosxom/files/0509/050905_2.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:37 (twenty years ago)

Um, thanks for pointing out exactly why Halle Berry is hot, Ally. I was confused for a second.

That is also the sexiest Barbie doll I've ever seen; help?

― Dan (ROWR WAIT IT'S A DOLL OMG) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:41 (twenty years ago)

...

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:43 (twenty years ago)

He's on some other shit.

― Jimmy Mod: GRILL ENSPEKTOR (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Jimmy teh Mod says her boobies aren't that good. xpost

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:44 (twenty years ago)

(The important word in my Jake post is "nondescript"; he's got this Affleck-esque quality of almost complete physical anonymity. For me, one hallmark of attractiveness is some distinctive physical trait; for Halle it's those amazing eyes/nose, for Salma it's that ridiculously curvy body, for Angela Basset it's those amazing cheekbones, etc etc etc. Jake Gyllenhaal's distinctive feature appears to be having a ladyface.)

― Dan (I Don't Get It) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:45 (twenty years ago)

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