Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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I first heard of him from this profile:
http://www.good.is/post/what-women-want

Odd Spice (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

^^highly recommended reading

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

“My problem is I never really had anything I wanted to do in life other than porn. I’ve never really had a hobby. I never really had any ambition,” Deen says. “I was in kindergarten or something and I saw porn for the first time, and I said, ‘This is what I want to do. I want to grow up and be in porn.’”

this seems like such a weird thing to say

a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:34 (fourteen years ago)

@abc7: #BREAKINGNEWS ABC7 has learned Lindsay Lohan was taken to hospital after being found unconscious at Ritz-Carlton in Marina del Rey

://///// lindsay...

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

:-(

George Peppard Steak (snoball), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

OH FOR FFS

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

R.I.P. LINDSAY LOHAN

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

no this is the PRAY FOR LILO stage

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ "for ffs"

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

Oh Lindsay get up we love you :(

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

apparently they filmed some of "parent trap" at that hotel

IT'S ALL COMING FULL CIRCLE

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

she's dead.

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

gr80 how could you

bronytheus (some dude), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

gr80 killed loh4n?

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

that was the joke yeah

bronytheus (some dude), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

u_u

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

ach this poor idiot

goole, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.lindsay-lohan.net/gallery/data/531/lindsay-lohan_dot_net-movies-meangirls-promos-0020.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSz16ngdsG0

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

not dead yet

the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:01 (fourteen years ago)

much like with lindsay the last seven years were kind of a wash of embarrassment and inebriation but at least now i can tell myself i didnt die in a hotel room

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

not yet anyway

the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

...yet

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

my boobs got smaller too

me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

SURVIVOR

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:04 (fourteen years ago)

been through a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zShSJgXjF1Y

Cunga, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

We're told someone became alarmed because they could not wake her up and the person called 911.

Paramedics responded, and determined nothing was wrong with Lindsay. They left without transporting her to the hospital.

Lindsay is back on set shooting her Lifetime movie, "Liz and Dick."

As far as we know, Lindsay did not go to the hospital herself."

So she was asleep...

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

...with a little help from her 'friends'?

Aimless, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfxOWvLeLA8

Cunga, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

"exhausted" & "dehydrated"

i know what that feels like

the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://iweb.cooking.com/images/recipe/Recipe/Detail/RE_10232.jpg

here this'll fix that right

the late great, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

one that slep't not wisely but too well

contenderizer, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

You know who else came back from the dead! It's the second coming!

StanM, Saturday, 16 June 2012 11:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/06/04/lindsay-lohans-new-wave/

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 17 June 2012 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

mmm, no.

Delbert Botts, D.D.S. (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

I've heard of people trying to surf on a lilo, but LiLo trying to surf?

Meet the G that Skrilled me... (snoball), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

This sentence rolls its eyes at Richard Phillips.

nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

lilo standing with a surfboard, someone who surfs surfing

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

not so much asking is it art as, do we care?

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

uhh youre holding the surfboard backwards

actually i wish it were a feature film so that she might *actually* learn to surf because I think it would be really good for her

Has someone else's face gotten in the way of yr foot or elbow? (sunny successor), Monday, 18 June 2012 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

lol i'm still listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FDlRMrpT-w

surm, Thursday, 28 June 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)

http://instagram.com/p/MpadgEJc35/

Odd Spice (Eazy), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

lol is that her house

surm, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

She completely furnished it with stuff she shoplifted from antiques stores.

Neil Jung (WmC), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)

Looks more like a shop of some kind?

second dullest ILXor since 1929 (snoball), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

a salon

coat news for people who love boat shoes (how's life), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

It'd be so "2003" to add "...and then they all lezzed it up." to the end of that article.

Don't Feel Like Santana, But Oye Como Va To Them (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

centuries from now painters and novelists will be dedicate their lives to recreating the Lohan Del Gaga summit

some dude, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

centuries from now? There will be an off-broadway play about it by next summer.

Cunga, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)


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