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yeah it took andy cole 5 chances to score too
xp

pandemic, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

nuts!

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

love Kuyt, but what exactly is he the answer to at this stage?

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

which professional footballer played Sloth in The Goonies?

Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

I keep hearing "Mentalists' Stadium"

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

Starnge but true:

Never thought I'd see a German striker named Mario Gomez that all my friends refer to as Herr Gel.

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

i wouldn't take off ozil here. podolski and mueller haven't really done much right?

mizzell, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

lol Robben

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

feel bad for robben being replaced by a worthless piece of human trash like kuyt

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

i think robben may have used a circular saw on jonathon pierce's puppy and then flipped it over, waiting for sir killalot to breathe fire on to its mutilated dying body.

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

in the name of god, lawro

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

fuck off Lawrenson reading yr motivational posters

Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

Lawro turned into team building guru.

There is no I in TEAM!
Together Everyone Achieves More!
There is a U in CUNT!

hipster Jubilee party (onimo), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:28 (fourteen years ago)

stekelolenburg

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

that was a klose one

Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

someone be a doll and tell us who what needs to happen for holland to go through in the last game

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

There's no I in TEAM but there is a ME.

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

they have to draw this do they not?

Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

no

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

lol didn't know until now his name was jetro

sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

beat Portugal by more than one goal and Germany beat Denmark?

Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

isnt it gd before hth?

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

someone be a doll and tell us who what needs to happen for holland to go through in the last game

― too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:32 (11 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think they need to win by 2 for gd and denmark need to lose.

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

yah i think u may be right nv

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

Holland beat Portugal, Germany beat Denmark xxxxp

hipster Jubilee party (onimo), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

Basically, they're out as it stands if Denmark get a draw against Germany B

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

oh aye they need a two goal win and Germany not to fuck them over for lolz

hipster Jubilee party (onimo), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

germany have destroyed this game marvelously imo

sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

except germany b is like gotze schurrle kroos klose etc

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, but Germany aren't going to be too bothered about doing them a favour

Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

lol that Germany could still go out

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

germany havent qualified yet! no way those prussian psychos will be complacent

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

got the radio on in the kitchen, ultra-patriotic Englishman Alan Green seems to really hate the Germans for some reason

Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

Is there anyone towards whom Green doesn't spew hatred?

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

Stevie G probably

Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

OOZIL

too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

kind of endearing that Mick still refers to Ireland as "we"

Number None, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/4103/keown.jpg

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

moaning about commentators - dud
turning tv/radio volume down - undud

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i find turning the radio volume down works a treat when following a game

Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

i will now spend the next 5 minutes speculating as to which much-loved commentator ILX poster "whatever" is related to

Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

i think you know what i mean

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

Mark Thomas Lawrenson (born 2 June 1957) is a former professional football player, a defender in the Liverpool and Irish football teams of the 1980s...He is married to third wife, Susie, and has two children, Sam and Ruby.

Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

I'm hearing you whatever, and I do try. It's just...

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

Here in the States, I often like listening to foreign streams which I don't understand; the crowd noise is there and the urgency in the commentators voices clues me on to something if it's a dull match and I've dozed off.

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

otm

boxall, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

you get that from lawro?

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

yes this is best
xp

pandemic, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, even if you can get a "stadium noise only" option it's often weirdly lifeless. moaning about shitty commentary is one of the pleasures of slow passages of play tho.

Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

Mark Thomas Lawrenson (born 2 June 1957) is a former professional football player, a defender in the Liverpool and Irish football teams of the 1980s...He is married to third wife, Susie, and has two children, Sam and Ruby.

― Mexès Coleslaw Massacre (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, June 13, 2012 9:08 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you've lost me

as van bommel said to schweinsteiger on two occasions tonight

For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 21:15 (fourteen years ago)


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