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Who let that blonde chick join the Gentlemen's Society?

old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

yeah pretty sure he means the movie, how sad is that

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)

he thinks it's a documentary

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

guys, they have NUMBERS

like the fucking stonecutters

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

I hope "lightning games" means standing on a hill in a thunderstorm holding a large metal umbrella

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)

i just to make enough money to enjoy the finer things in life, like FSU football

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

just want to*

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)

I wish only poverty for all of them

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

idk why but #9 made me lose my shit

goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)

*reflects*

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.gentlemens-society.org/about

lol @ scare quotes

goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.gentlemens-society.org/member-directory

n n nicknames?

goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

tampa must be just mega weird

goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

"ten * every man should have"

About 1,740,000 results

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)

My family has a saying: don't raise your kids in Florida, or they'll end up messed up.

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.reddit.com/r/gentlemanboners

reddit is a fucking cesspool imho

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)

haha, it's a "gentleman boner" rather than a ws if it's someone wearing a dress

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)

I. Classy is not synonymous to cute, sexy, slutty or even pretty.
II. Name of the lady should be in the title or comments.
III. Tag NSFW pictures on NSFW links.
IV. Post film, photography or soundless animations directly.
V. Post only the best quality & highest resolution size version of your muse.
VI. All unclassy posts will be removed.
VII. Excessively photoshop'd pictures will be removed.
VIII. No reprinting of the top 100 posts.
IX. Crass comments will be removed and can lead to banning.

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)

"All unclassy posts will be removed."

Stay classy guys!

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:49 (thirteen years ago)

because nothing says refinement like telling the internet which female celebrities make your trousers tent

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)

make a million rules to be "classy"

have the word "boners" in your group's title

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

Post only the best quality & highest resolution size version of your muse.

ugh

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

I don't want to see the "art" these muses inspire.

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)

it's like a monochromatic Pollack

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)

don't go insulting Poland! and also yuck

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)

re: the first least elmo posted: vis-a-vis its intended audience, number fourteen is not in the least bit true

and drinks are not meant to be mixed? wtf?

yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

first list*

yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)

haha i know, i guess being a gentleman requires drinking only straight liquor? or, uh, red wine?

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)

and drinks are not meant to be mixed? wtf?

basically, a gentleman drinks straight booze neat or on the rocks, probably in the scotch/whiskey/bourbon family of spirits

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)

yup

mixing drinks is too similar to cooking, another thing gentlemen don't do, no doubt

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)

what a horrible way to live, in constant anxiety that the wrong beverage will emasculate you and degrade your social standing

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)

"shaken, not stirred"
"haha, bond, dude! what sort of girly shit are you drinking?! jesus, jimmy, does that thing come with a little umbrella?"

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)

it seems to me that being a 'gentleman' is a lot like being cool in that if you're in a club w/ the word in the name, you're probably not that thing

Mordy, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

like, shouldn't there be an ease and a subtlety about it? be a gentleman by being a decent person who doesn't talk about how decent you are

Mordy, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)

you mean my membership to the Club for Cool Boys is...perhaps, tainted?

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

i'm sure your membership is in good standing

Mordy, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)

good, I'm still cool, cooler than those gentelmens

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)

ime most genuinely decent people don't make a thing about how they're decent people

yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

obv the 'gentleman' thing is about performing social class as well as gender but idk which aspect is worse

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

gentleman = jumping + opens door for ladies

it's simple, really

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, elmo, I was just thinking about how aspirational it all is.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

srsly what does 17 even mean

goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

"if need be"??

goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)

the phrase "gentleman boners" is going to haunt me for a long long time

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)

a tiny top hat on the end of an erect penis

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

a tiny monocle lodged in the urethra

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

walking cane in ass

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)

nuts spats

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)

jumping gentleman boners, batman!

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

for real, how classy is it to objectify women as "muses" while simultaneously posting comments like "she looks way too skinny here, she needs to eat a sandwich"

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)


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