Who let that blonde chick join the Gentlemen's Society?
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)
yeah pretty sure he means the movie, how sad is that
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:57 (thirteen years ago)
he thinks it's a documentary
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)
guys, they have NUMBERS
like the fucking stonecutters
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)
I hope "lightning games" means standing on a hill in a thunderstorm holding a large metal umbrella
― mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:00 (thirteen years ago)
i just to make enough money to enjoy the finer things in life, like FSU football
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)
just want to*
I wish only poverty for all of them
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:04 (thirteen years ago)
idk why but #9 made me lose my shit
― goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)
*reflects*
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.gentlemens-society.org/about
lol @ scare quotes
― goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:07 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.gentlemens-society.org/member-directory
n n nicknames?
tampa must be just mega weird
― goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)
"ten * every man should have"
About 1,740,000 results
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:12 (thirteen years ago)
My family has a saying: don't raise your kids in Florida, or they'll end up messed up.
― mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.reddit.com/r/gentlemanboners
reddit is a fucking cesspool imho
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:45 (thirteen years ago)
haha, it's a "gentleman boner" rather than a ws if it's someone wearing a dress
― mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:46 (thirteen years ago)
I. Classy is not synonymous to cute, sexy, slutty or even pretty.II. Name of the lady should be in the title or comments.III. Tag NSFW pictures on NSFW links.IV. Post film, photography or soundless animations directly.V. Post only the best quality & highest resolution size version of your muse.VI. All unclassy posts will be removed.VII. Excessively photoshop'd pictures will be removed.VIII. No reprinting of the top 100 posts.IX. Crass comments will be removed and can lead to banning.
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:47 (thirteen years ago)
"All unclassy posts will be removed."
Stay classy guys!
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:49 (thirteen years ago)
because nothing says refinement like telling the internet which female celebrities make your trousers tent
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:50 (thirteen years ago)
make a million rules to be "classy"
have the word "boners" in your group's title
― mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:51 (thirteen years ago)
Post only the best quality & highest resolution size version of your muse.
ugh
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)
I don't want to see the "art" these muses inspire.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:02 (thirteen years ago)
it's like a monochromatic Pollack
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:07 (thirteen years ago)
don't go insulting Poland! and also yuck
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:08 (thirteen years ago)
re: the first least elmo posted: vis-a-vis its intended audience, number fourteen is not in the least bit true
and drinks are not meant to be mixed? wtf?
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:09 (thirteen years ago)
first list*
haha i know, i guess being a gentleman requires drinking only straight liquor? or, uh, red wine?
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:16 (thirteen years ago)
basically, a gentleman drinks straight booze neat or on the rocks, probably in the scotch/whiskey/bourbon family of spirits
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:17 (thirteen years ago)
yup
mixing drinks is too similar to cooking, another thing gentlemen don't do, no doubt
― mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:23 (thirteen years ago)
what a horrible way to live, in constant anxiety that the wrong beverage will emasculate you and degrade your social standing
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:27 (thirteen years ago)
"shaken, not stirred""haha, bond, dude! what sort of girly shit are you drinking?! jesus, jimmy, does that thing come with a little umbrella?"
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)
it seems to me that being a 'gentleman' is a lot like being cool in that if you're in a club w/ the word in the name, you're probably not that thing
― Mordy, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:52 (thirteen years ago)
like, shouldn't there be an ease and a subtlety about it? be a gentleman by being a decent person who doesn't talk about how decent you are
you mean my membership to the Club for Cool Boys is...perhaps, tainted?
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)
i'm sure your membership is in good standing
― Mordy, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)
good, I'm still cool, cooler than those gentelmens
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:54 (thirteen years ago)
ime most genuinely decent people don't make a thing about how they're decent people
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)
obv the 'gentleman' thing is about performing social class as well as gender but idk which aspect is worse
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)
gentleman = jumping + opens door for ladies
it's simple, really
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, elmo, I was just thinking about how aspirational it all is.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)
srsly what does 17 even mean
― goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:26 (thirteen years ago)
"if need be"??
the phrase "gentleman boners" is going to haunt me for a long long time
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:37 (thirteen years ago)
a tiny top hat on the end of an erect penis
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)
a tiny monocle lodged in the urethra
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)
walking cane in ass
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:39 (thirteen years ago)
nuts spats
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:40 (thirteen years ago)
jumping gentleman boners, batman!
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
for real, how classy is it to objectify women as "muses" while simultaneously posting comments like "she looks way too skinny here, she needs to eat a sandwich"
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)