It helps if you think of "gentleman" as a euphemism for penis
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:52 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.gentlemens-society.org/sites/default/files/civicrm/custom/headshots_0017_randy_mills_1a783b8e73c14b3cc8d56fe4506a2a08.jpg
I grew up in Palm Harbor, Florida and now reside in South Tampa. I'm the Vice President of a commercial real estate land brokerage company called The Land Sharks. My hobbies include working out, cooking, real estate, beach, golf, bowling, traveling, Lightning games, and FSU football. I enjoy good company, red wine, cigars, wearing suits, BBQ's, Old School and listening to some good beats. My goal in life is to figure out a way to make enough money to spend a majority of my time traveling and enjoying the finer things in life.
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:53 (fourteen years ago)
you mean you don't already have inordinate amounts of time for red wine, cigars, wearing suits...
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:54 (fourteen years ago)
"I enjoy driving my windowless van to the Everglades to dump bodies & go on nature walks"
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:55 (fourteen years ago)
Old School= ? the movie
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:56 (fourteen years ago)
thread for guys who think they have figured out how to live but are still so empty inside
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:57 (fourteen years ago)
Who let that blonde chick join the Gentlemen's Society?
― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:57 (fourteen years ago)
yeah pretty sure he means the movie, how sad is that
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:57 (fourteen years ago)
he thinks it's a documentary
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:58 (fourteen years ago)
guys, they have NUMBERS
like the fucking stonecutters
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:00 (fourteen years ago)
I hope "lightning games" means standing on a hill in a thunderstorm holding a large metal umbrella
― mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:00 (fourteen years ago)
i just to make enough money to enjoy the finer things in life, like FSU football
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:03 (fourteen years ago)
just want to*
I wish only poverty for all of them
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:04 (fourteen years ago)
idk why but #9 made me lose my shit
― goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:06 (fourteen years ago)
*reflects*
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:06 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.gentlemens-society.org/about
lol @ scare quotes
― goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:07 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.gentlemens-society.org/member-directory
n n nicknames?
tampa must be just mega weird
― goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:12 (fourteen years ago)
"ten * every man should have"
About 1,740,000 results
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:12 (fourteen years ago)
My family has a saying: don't raise your kids in Florida, or they'll end up messed up.
― mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:13 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.reddit.com/r/gentlemanboners
reddit is a fucking cesspool imho
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:45 (fourteen years ago)
haha, it's a "gentleman boner" rather than a ws if it's someone wearing a dress
― mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:46 (fourteen years ago)
I. Classy is not synonymous to cute, sexy, slutty or even pretty.II. Name of the lady should be in the title or comments.III. Tag NSFW pictures on NSFW links.IV. Post film, photography or soundless animations directly.V. Post only the best quality & highest resolution size version of your muse.VI. All unclassy posts will be removed.VII. Excessively photoshop'd pictures will be removed.VIII. No reprinting of the top 100 posts.IX. Crass comments will be removed and can lead to banning.
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:47 (fourteen years ago)
"All unclassy posts will be removed."
Stay classy guys!
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:49 (fourteen years ago)
because nothing says refinement like telling the internet which female celebrities make your trousers tent
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:50 (fourteen years ago)
make a million rules to be "classy"
have the word "boners" in your group's title
― mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:51 (fourteen years ago)
Post only the best quality & highest resolution size version of your muse.
ugh
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:02 (fourteen years ago)
I don't want to see the "art" these muses inspire.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:02 (fourteen years ago)
it's like a monochromatic Pollack
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:07 (fourteen years ago)
don't go insulting Poland! and also yuck
― Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:08 (fourteen years ago)
re: the first least elmo posted: vis-a-vis its intended audience, number fourteen is not in the least bit true
and drinks are not meant to be mixed? wtf?
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:09 (fourteen years ago)
first list*
haha i know, i guess being a gentleman requires drinking only straight liquor? or, uh, red wine?
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:16 (fourteen years ago)
basically, a gentleman drinks straight booze neat or on the rocks, probably in the scotch/whiskey/bourbon family of spirits
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:17 (fourteen years ago)
yup
mixing drinks is too similar to cooking, another thing gentlemen don't do, no doubt
― mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:23 (fourteen years ago)
what a horrible way to live, in constant anxiety that the wrong beverage will emasculate you and degrade your social standing
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:27 (fourteen years ago)
"shaken, not stirred""haha, bond, dude! what sort of girly shit are you drinking?! jesus, jimmy, does that thing come with a little umbrella?"
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:29 (fourteen years ago)
it seems to me that being a 'gentleman' is a lot like being cool in that if you're in a club w/ the word in the name, you're probably not that thing
― Mordy, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:52 (fourteen years ago)
like, shouldn't there be an ease and a subtlety about it? be a gentleman by being a decent person who doesn't talk about how decent you are
you mean my membership to the Club for Cool Boys is...perhaps, tainted?
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:53 (fourteen years ago)
i'm sure your membership is in good standing
― Mordy, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:53 (fourteen years ago)
good, I'm still cool, cooler than those gentelmens
― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:54 (fourteen years ago)
ime most genuinely decent people don't make a thing about how they're decent people
― yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:12 (fourteen years ago)
obv the 'gentleman' thing is about performing social class as well as gender but idk which aspect is worse
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:17 (fourteen years ago)
gentleman = jumping + opens door for ladies
it's simple, really
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:24 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, elmo, I was just thinking about how aspirational it all is.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:25 (fourteen years ago)
srsly what does 17 even mean
― goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:26 (fourteen years ago)
"if need be"??
the phrase "gentleman boners" is going to haunt me for a long long time
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:37 (fourteen years ago)