Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Next time they're near Lindsay, they should give her some new nipples in an act of uncharacteristic charity, bringing her one step closer to reclaiming her humanity.

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― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."

These are the two sentences that begin the Lohan article. Is this guy for real? My reading of the article (scratching my own balls; thinking abstractly about apple juice) seems to put me in mind of a nap.

Several years ago I predicted that all magazines would eventually become Playboy. We're close. zzzzzzzz

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 29 July 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

fritz i linked that already! (he says w mixture of ego & abject shame)

― g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 29 July 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://subliminal.ytmnd.com/

― Bunzzzzz O)))))))))))))))))) (ex machina), Friday, 30 July 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v387/lightswentout/consent.jpg

― DNC ROFFLE (ex machina), Monday, 2 August 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Ain't it Cool News - The Early Years

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Tara Reid's had implants, what a waste.

I heard Lohan got augmentation as well. I hope not. Man, she has me drooling in "Mean Girls". In fact, I'd say she's one superb young lady. However, she's definately not as sexy as Jennifer Love Hewitt. Although if I ever had even the slightest chance of groping Lohan's boobies I'd probably lie and tell her she was the hottest thing on two legs.

― CRW (CRW), Monday, 2 August 2004 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel that nabisco's comments are founded on his attraction to the celebrity. It is true, she is very attractive. But as I have often said - these people always are.

It is odd to see Amanda as 'Homosexual'. I don't get it. Is there a a reason she can't be 'Amanda', or something else?

Rosemary's comments about being hot ready and legal were odd but maybe interesting.

― the bellefox, Monday, 2 August 2004 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

cody banks: teenage tit freak

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 2 August 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Why aren't you "Joseph", pinefox?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 2 August 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, is there some reason you can't be Joseph? I feel confused and alone.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 2 August 2004 13:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not against pen-names. In fact, I am against (many) real names.

It's more a matter of one pen-name vs another. I don't get the 'Homosexual' thing.

― the penfox, Monday, 2 August 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Screw you all, my image of the girl was totally blasted sideways by that behind-Paris picture. She looks like a Columbia undergrad. Which, yes, is still hot, but in a totally different way. That way that people are hot when you don't actually like them.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

nabisco did not meet the same columbia undergrad that yanc3y, ally, daddino and I met.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

and to think that i decided not to go to columbia

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

For instance, 'Markelby' is a good pen-name.

― the bellefox, Monday, 2 August 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yeah tracer and matos were there too:

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/31/06/386013/83639789647l.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd shag Paris Hilton. I'd do all them young famous ladies.

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

wow E-Z Jet flight 212 Los Angeles-->Glasgow just sold out.

― amateur!st (amateurist), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

it'd be better as a handkerchief-name.

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― RJG (RJG), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

those are some crossposts, indeed.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 2 August 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh man, I totally forgot about Sarah Michelle Gothster. I bet she's hot, ready and legal. Especially if you give her $5 and you social security card.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 2 August 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

And Paris recently broke up with Nick Carter, so maybe you've got a chance, C-Man!!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 2 August 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I just gave her the $5, no SS card.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 August 2004 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, that's where you went wrong.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 2 August 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

Have we already done this somewhere?

http://entimg.msn.com/i/300/celeb/LindsayLohan_0516_300x298.jpg

WTF?

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:05 (twenty-one years ago)

When is this obsession with thinness going to go away?

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Lindsay Lohan is secretly Geri Halliwell.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

that's very sad actually

: /

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― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah lindsay is really disappointing me :(

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

she lost 20 lbs. apparently.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

the herbie thread needs moving to this thread, that way it's 2x as great. but yeah, linz, what the fuck, where to start? the hair or the eating problem?

― N_Rq, Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

WHERE ARE THE TITTIES!

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF Lindz, do you realize how many people spend money to get their hair dyed your natural red color?

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)

!!!

cozen is right :(

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought she looked cute and spunky before. Now she's looking like death.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

She's following Christina Ricci in the voluptuous actress goes Katie Hudson rib-poking-out skinny trend.

― Ken L (Ken L), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

You mean almost every actress, ever. It seems like everyone starves down to about that weight nowadays.

― Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

UH? This Kate Hudson?

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2003/01/20/ggterrillsscs.jpg

I mean I agree that Lindsay Lohan looks awful but I'm not sure what it has to do with Kate Hudson, who looks pretty normal.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

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What is that weight? I'm totally making it my ideal.

What happened to Lindsay's breastesses? I bet she has a gross bird chest now.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

She's gonna have that weird thing that Jessica Simpson has going on now.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm slightly surprised that she hasn't lost weight before this. it's got to feel pretty shitty to be an example of the "heavier" hollywood at ~130lbs.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha yeah. I just remember picking up some copy of like US Weekly or something like that while waiting on a train once and they had a big spread on plus-size Hollywood, "girls who refuse to lose the extra!" or whatever, and it was like photos of Lindsay Lohan, Beyonce, J-Lo, Kate Winslet...

Breast implant culture + anorexia culture = no one has any fucking clue what a real life person actually looks like anymore.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, that's rich. especially in light of the fact that beyonce's exercise regime is up to five hours a day!

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Although maybe hopefully it's just a phase that Lindsay will get over quickly, I mean remember when Kate Winslet looked like this

http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/images/future_plumpers/kate_winslet/kate_winslet2.jpg

That only lasted, like, a year.

Though looking at the url of that photo is, um, enlightening.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

lara flynn lohan

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

lara flynn boyle looks like michael jackson.

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Deep shame. I like a bit of bubble in my bath.

x-p I think Kate handled that look very well. She may be the only weight-losing celebrity ever to have done so.

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

What's sad is that, like I was just reading the Herbie thread that I had no idea doubled as this thread, and those photos of Lindsay and Nicole Richie (who was also one of the people in that US thing)...yeah, I guess if you're constantly held up as being an example of "healthy"/"chunky"/"voluptuous" famous people it makes you wanna lose 40 lbs. I mean, who is next, Mandy Moore? I just hope that somehow they get convinced that they look AWFUL because I find it difficult to believe that this is healthy for either of them.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 May 2005 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

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