Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony

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That costume is amazing. I want to hire that guy to walk around with me while I did totally mundane shit, like go grocery shopping.

Spectrum, Friday, 8 June 2012 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

the flip flops

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 9 June 2012 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

Could be mandals, definitely bonus points. The dude under there is probably naively pure, but would love to hire him for a year, feed him drugs and have him go berserk in costume and follow me around as I went about my day. Then I'd get bored and fire him and his fellow bronies would find him lying in the gutter, his costume torn and soiled. Then they'd take him in and try to rehabilitate him back to broniedom, but the man they knew would only ever exist again in their memories. One day his fellow bronies would return to a ransacked apartment, never to see him again.

Spectrum, Saturday, 9 June 2012 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/26/us/na ... wanted=all

Correction: December 30, 2011

An article on Monday about Jack Robison and Kirsten Lindsmith, two college students with Asperger syndrome who are navigating the perils of an intimate relationship, misidentified the character from the animated children’s TV show “My Little Pony” that Ms. Lindsmith said she visualized to cheer herself up. It is Twilight Sparkle, the nerdy intellectual, not Fluttershy, the kind animal lover.

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 9 June 2012 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

brony pretends to have cancer

https://twitter.com/#!/WhyAmSky

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/hp2trl

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 9 June 2012 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

Isaac Crowe ‏@WhyAmSky
I always dreamed of living in Equestria. Where I would actually be happy...

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 9 June 2012 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

:{ now I feel bad writing that bizarre Huysmansesque blurb about bronies. I wonder what these people would be like in a different era, perhaps in tighter-knit societies ... family men by 25?

Spectrum, Sunday, 10 June 2012 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

In Harry Potter they would be Huffle Puff or whatever they're called

we gotta move these refrigerators (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 10 June 2012 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, but what would pottunias be in ponyville?

contenderizer, Sunday, 10 June 2012 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 June 2012 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

https://p.twimg.com/AvD9EGuCQAAG2_N.jpg:large

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Sunday, 10 June 2012 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

otm

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Sunday, 10 June 2012 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

like a wise man said way upthread, there's always a guy w/ a fedora hat involved w/ this sort of thing:

http://www.ntdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/29_Brony2_web_ap.jpg

Stinky Ray Vaughan (Eisbaer), Monday, 11 June 2012 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

These people (ESPECIALLY FEDORE GUYS) are *ruining* my childhood MLP love.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 11 June 2012 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

Fedoras make me so angry I can't even type straight..

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 11 June 2012 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

this version of Fedora Guy dubs Kid Rock songs over My Little Pony, for his shits and giggles.

Stinky Ray Vaughan (Eisbaer), Monday, 11 June 2012 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

let's not overlook the fire

goole, Monday, 11 June 2012 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

it's been always gurnin' since the world's been turnin'

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 June 2012 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

bronies honour the fire

Stinky Ray Vaughan (Eisbaer), Monday, 11 June 2012 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

^ nsfw

contenderizer, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

why am I laughing at that

Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

because the face

contenderizer, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

ANDREW W.K. CONFIRMS MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING APPEARANCE AT MY LITTLE PONY CONVENTION

ANDREW ANSWERS “WHAT WOULD PINKIE PIE DO?” AT CANTERLOT GARDENS 2012!

New York, NY - (June 12, 2012): Rock 'n' roll party man, Andrew W.K., has announced that this fall, he will bring his special brand of fun to Canterlot Gardens in Ohio, the premiere My Little Pony fan convention! Celebrating the national resurgence of My Little Pony popularity since the release of Hasbro’s “Friendship Is Magic” cartoon, W.K. will attempt to answer the question “What Would Pinkie Pie Do?” In this panel, W.K. who's beloved for such anthemic songs as “Party Hard” and “We Want Fun,” considers himself to be the living embodiment of the positive, party pony, Pinkie Pie, and will talk about how to make your work as fun as your party and your party as important as your work.

W.K. has spoken in the past of his support for the growing “Brony” sub-culture, which is the unexpected male obsession with My Little Pony and “Friendship Is Magic”. This fan-base if comprised of men in their teens, up to 40 years of age. Lauren Faust, who helped to draw adults to Cartoon Network with her work on The Power Puff Girls and Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends, also helped to revamp the My Little Pony franchise with sophisticated writing and nuanced characters. The results are drawing animation fans of nontraditional ages, genders, and lifestyles.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

dude is like the PHD of trolls

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

and FUN

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

god damnit W.K. get back to work

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

everything about this cracks me up so hard

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

I can count at least two genders in that line up of Bronies above.; maybe they should put the injection moulded plastic down and investigate the possibilities offered by that.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

how heteronormative of you

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

also dude LOL NERDS Y DONT THEY GO GET LAID INSTEAD is p tired even when it's about bronies

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

okay the juxtaposition of post/display name there is killing me

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.canterlotgardens.com/

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

pathetic nerds who DO get laid are so much worse than the ones who don't

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

They're usually the ones who won't stop talking about polyamory.

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I know some of those nerds. I know I'm probably a terrible person for not believing that their lifestyle is a real thing, but it pretty much seems to me like they just want an excuse to cheat on each other.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

That might be making fun of a different subset of people than the ones we're making fun of in this thread, though.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

i can assure you that they are interrelated

Hamburger Hitler (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

What some of these guys might need is some counseling from original Bronie Bro, Peggle mascot Bjorn:

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080721185237/peggle/images/0/07/Bjorn.jpg

ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 07:18 (thirteen years ago)

Even fire cannot kill the bronies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7gEkkzB7EQ

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 01:28 (thirteen years ago)

http://cardiganponi.tumblr.com/post/26444462697/important-message-about-the-bronycon-orgy

Black_vegeta (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 02:47 (thirteen years ago)

•_______________•

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 02:50 (thirteen years ago)

Crap, I was wondering about that.

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:39 (thirteen years ago)

Lauren Faust, who helped to draw adults to Cartoon Network with her work on The Power Puff Girls and Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends, also helped to revamp the My Little Pony franchise with sophisticated writing and nuanced characters. The results are drawing animation fans of nontraditional ages, genders, and lifestyles.

― Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Tuesday, June 12, 2012 9:03 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

ha i did not know this. now i feel some guilt by association for liking Fosters (and have some vague memory of thinking Power Puff Girls was aight in the 90s).

some dude, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)

no guilt! all three shows are pretty great.

contenderizer, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)

i would enjoy the odd ep of PPGs!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2012/203/3/b/aurora_by_sgtgarand-d585ql4.png

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 July 2012 23:43 (thirteen years ago)

bat-cutie mark

contenderizer, Monday, 23 July 2012 23:48 (thirteen years ago)

http://gawker.com/5930849/bronies-unite-against-jerry-springers-attempt-to-humiliate-them

Hamster of Legend (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/cihk7.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 5 August 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)


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