solitary posts that effortlessly summarize the spirit of ILX

Damn, Im laughing me arse and balls off at those crazy finnish words.

solitary posts that effortlessly sum up de subjectivism

just striving to hit that point where the post plunges through its own transparency to meet the power that created it

― Fas Ro Duh (Gukbe), Wednesday, June 6, 2012 5:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Perhaps you should ask ex-Flaming Lips guitarist Ronald Jones, who is of African-American and Filipino descent.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, June 8, 2012 12:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my eyes srsly bugged out of my head when i read that post

thankfully, it doesn't really summarize ilx

Some of my best ex-guitarists are black

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2214/2340317881_662005e885.jpg

i think it's silly to try and 'intellectualize' yourself into be more anti-intellectual

― Mordy, Monday, June 11, 2012 5:40 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Remembered this thread and got all excited, all scampering around nude with a Yuengling. Jump into the shower to find that my wife had just finished shaving the dog and the stall smelled like a pooch.
― how's life, Tuesday, June 12, 2012

some dude made me want to start a "terrible lyrics that work within the song's context" but it would just end up being dominated by New Order and Beyonce

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, June 12, 2012 9:09 AM Bookmark

You know there are like 458,343 posts like this, but I like when anyone apologizes for using the same word twice in one post. It happens 3-4x a week. "I can't believe I used the word 'gently' twice! Forgive me, everyone!"

RITIN' ROOLS

I like can't believe you used like "like" like three times in like one sentence abbbottt.

only god and strunk and white can judge me

<3

if ILX ever buys a racehorse it has to be called Noble Boner

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, June 13, 2012

i think you are oversimplifying an oversimplification

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, June 19, 2012 10:58 AM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark

i say this a lot, but i'd rather see black panties right now

― some dude, Wednesday, June 27, 2012 9:15 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dance, Girl, Dance (Arzner, 1940) 2/5 (D-)
Chronicle (Trank, 2012) 4/5 (B+)
Rampart (Moverman, 2011) 4/5 (B+)
Dick (Fleming, 1999) 3/5 (C+)
Creative Nonfiction (Dunham, 2009) 4/5 (B-)
Tiny Furniture (Dunham, 2010) 3/5 (C)
The Ides of March (Clooney, 2011) 4/5 (B)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (Shatner, 1989) 2/5 (D)
Cars 2 (Lasseter and Lewis, 2011) 2/5 (D-)
The Incredible Shrinkng Man (Arnold, 1957) 4/5 (B-)
The China Syndrome (Bridges, 1979) 4/5 (B)

― to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Friday, June 29, 2012 5:56 PM (20 minutes ago)

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― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, June 29, 2012 12:49 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what, seriously? that's an obvious reference?

my guess would be that ilx can be effortly summarized as a place where people list & rate arbitrary & tenuously related collections of film & music

that's the internet
also college

i could be wrong & suspect nakhchivans reasoning is more oblique ?

studio apartment, somewhere new

i thought maybe the joke was that they all received average to poor ratings, effortlessly summarizing the spirit of ILX, which is sometimes "i hate everything". but then, a few of the grades were B+, which is pretty good, so i don't know.

Yeah, how 2/5 stars equals a D- is beyond me.

Yeah, how 2/5 stars equals a D- is beyond me.

― old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Friday, June 29, 2012 3:20 PM (37 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a true enigma

5/5 = A range
4/4 = B range
3/5 = C range
2/5 = D range
1/5 = F

I like grades better than numbers, but numbers seem to be the preferred system of the thread, so I thought I'd include both (your WELCOME). A D- is a bad movie and best avoided, but still has something that keeps it being a complete one-star/grade F failure. A D- isnt a failure, but no one wants D's so these films should try harder.

(this post, btw, can also double as another entry in the thread)

I'm not gonna write 5 paragraphs on my phone but you are wrong

― iatee, Tuesday, July 10, 2012 12:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahaha otm

who amongst us has not had this thought

maxwell instagrammed a photo from his hospital bed today

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 July 2012 05:44 (4 hours ago)

who amongst us has not had this thought

― lag∞n, Tuesday, July 10, 2012 12:42 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

me, because i don't have a smartphone. but thankfully 5 paragraphs don't seem necessary to debunk your post ʘ‿ʘ

it wasnt my post!

lol trolling blind

i can't debunk iatee's statement/opinion, only your assertion that everyone has had the same experience as him!

oh lol i get it

all trollbirds are trolls

has this been banner week for arguments or have I just actually been reading threads

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, July 12, 2012 7:22 PM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark

shut up

― wimplefilcher, Wednesday, 29 March 2006 06:49 (6 years ago)

if only we'd listened

I feel like anyone who hasn't experienced the frustration of participating in a clusterfuck via smartphone has not really 'experienced' this era of ilx

the next era will be defined by arguing while using google glasses

Look on the bright side, at least you havent been tagged with the "fucking prostitutes" thing for five years. So you have that going for you.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, July 12, 2012 12:24 PM (Yesterday)

ahahahahaha

When I can wirelessly connect to ILX clusterfucks directly with my brain, I'll know that the singularity has arrived.

the interplay of our brains makes the clusterfuck emerge and become visible, but truthfully, the entirety of the clusterfuck is immanent inside the smallest neuron of your brain