I have a weird amount of affection for Crystal Skull because the rifftrax for it was one of my all time favorites. Everything about is so absurd, I can't imagine what Spielberg and Lucas were thinking.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:04 (twelve years ago) link
you have affection for Rifftrax then? PLEASE? I dunno if I can handle conflating that with love for the Crystal Skull, lol
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
Last Crusade all the way
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:29 (twelve years ago) link
anyone who disagrees gets a slap for blasphemy
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:30 (twelve years ago) link
Blashphemy surely.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:31 (twelve years ago) link
*remembers the lengthy Sean Connery impersonation offered by da croup at a Manhattan breakfast place in the summer of '03*
it's not the last time that's happened
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
and then i remembered my charlemagne...does anyone speak english?and this is how we say goodbye in GERMANY!no ticketshe chose...poorly
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:34 (twelve years ago) link
I watched the Last Crusade again a few weeks ago and I think it holds up.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:45 (twelve years ago) link
http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4057/4385305706_3c1f44cd58_z.jpg?zz=1
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link
i feel like everyone i know IRL agrees that Last Crusade >>>>> Temple, surprised this is even a question
― shipl.de.al (some dude), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link
gooshtepping mohrahns
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:49 (twelve years ago) link
Last Crusade isn't a movie: it's a cavalcade for Sean Connery. When I watch it (more often than I admit) I skip over everything else.
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:50 (twelve years ago) link
I hated Last Crusade when it came out and haven't bothered to watch it since.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:51 (twelve years ago) link
I shuddenly remembered my Charlemagne: ket my ahrmies be the ROHKS and the trees — and the bahrds in the shky."
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago) link
i should have sent it to the MARCKSH BROTHERS
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:53 (twelve years ago) link
favorite moment might be when indy sends the motorcyclist flying, smiles to dad and gets rebuffed
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link
she talkshs in her shleep
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:54 (twelve years ago) link
it belongs in a MUSEUM!
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:55 (twelve years ago) link
― da croupier, Tuesday, June 5, 2012 9:54 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
oh man, totally
― shipl.de.al (some dude), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link
"Indiana, let it go."
― epistantophus, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:59 (twelve years ago) link
I dig the fraternity greeting or whatever that he and Marcus exchange.
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:00 (twelve years ago) link
Voting for Short Round, though "I should've mailed it to the Marx Bros." makes it really close.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:04 (twelve years ago) link
Also the part where Kate Capshaw thinks she's picking up a shirt but picks up a giant bat instead. So cool.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:07 (twelve years ago) link
how bout when she thinks she's picking up Indy's cock but accidentally pushes a lever
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:08 (twelve years ago) link
watched last crusade on father's day w my dad once, recommend this
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:11 (twelve years ago) link
we don't NEED the diary, DAD
having drinks on a zeppelin?
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:11 (twelve years ago) link
does anyone here speak english? or even ancient greek.
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:12 (twelve years ago) link
I think da croup and I could do a Dueling Connerys shometyme.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:16 (twelve years ago) link
try reading books inshtead of buhrning them
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
I thought Last Crusade was good when it came out and haven't bothered to watch it since.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago) link
this thread turned into a kevin smith script
you'll love our movie polls.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago) link
snooch to the booch
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:23 (twelve years ago) link
like the back of a volkswagen?
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link
so Sir Sean's last film looks to be The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Maybe he deserves it for slapping all those women.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago) link
one time i noticed that Last Crusade and Dogma were on different TV channels at the same time, and so i ended up watching both "no ticket" scenes about 10 minutes apart
― shipl.de.al (some dude), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago) link
can we just post more pictures from step up 2 the streets?
― me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/401584_10150493000254499_1713727276_n.jpg
Were there any stickers made up for Temple of Doom?
― Philsatawny Punx (S-), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago) link
have never seen The Spiel dissing ToD.
He was "ambivalent" about how far he went w.r.t the violence in the interviews included on the DVD, iirc.
― Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
I like the part where she pushes the statues tittays and thinks she's pushing a real-life midget gidget's boobies.
― Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
and her grimace!
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://media.filmschoolrejects.com/images/doom_bridge.jpg
Further evidence.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkNHxQ3aqAg
The one nod to Raiders seems very obligatory. Doom wins the #1 slot for the very thing Alfred likes most about it (I think). Takeaway: modern audiences need to get over themselves, because Crystal Skull is not so clearly worse than the other two sequels.
― Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:49 (twelve years ago) link
SHIA LA BOEUF AS MARLON BRANDO IS THE WORST THING EVER SO HELP ME I WILL FITE ANYONE WHO SAYS DIFFERENT
also
ALIUMS.
GODDAMN ALIUMS
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:51 (twelve years ago) link
It was the part where Indy jokes about Cat Blanchett's horrible accent that I realized all hope was lost.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago) link
Why is it so difficult for people to process the idea that a movie series that recalled the in vogue movie styles of the eras the movies were set in would switch to sci-fi when it leapt into the '50s?
― Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link
i have no problem w the sci-fi aspects. only object to the shitmovie aspects.
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 03:09 (twelve years ago) link
Shia swinging from trees like an idiot monkey.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link
RIght, which go ahead and say as much shit against Shea O'Beouf as you want. I was right alongside every last single person in my theater screaming with horror at the suggestion that he was going to pick up Indy's fedora at the end.
― Björk lied (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 03:11 (twelve years ago) link