Which of the Indiana Jones sequels is the best?

do I have to derail this thread with lame Dark Nought jokes

Dork Knight iirc

what me, worry?

the dreck blight

oh cool this thread turned into a kevin smith script

i was bored sunday afternoon, so i watched that hardwicke/seyfried red riding hood flick, which i half enjoyed despite awfulness. then i watched that pegg/frost paul flick, which i half enjoyed despite utter inconsequentiality. then the (drumroll) the game of thrones season finale. which i fully enjoyed, etc.

somewhere amidst this five-hour television orgy, i realized that i am a complete and total nerd and that i should probably own a hellboy t-shirt or something. so sticks and stones...

We. are going. to die.

or, well, four-hour orgy. i only saw half of red riding hood.

alien >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> aliens

^truth

it's not a lot of movies that ill say this about but paul could have used a rewrite by kevin smith and/or aaron sorkin.

H4A, I can assure you that your life will be so much more rewarding having never seen Crystal Skull

also temple of doom should have been directed by the guy who did cannibal holocaust. i would have felt less icky watching it.

have never seen The Spiel dissing ToD.

As I've said elsewhere, it has levels of zany sexism and cult xenphobia entirely fitting to a '30s potboiler. A-

(none of them can touch ET, obv)

Temple Of DJP

I have a weird amount of affection for Crystal Skull because the rifftrax for it was one of my all time favorites. Everything about is so absurd, I can't imagine what Spielberg and Lucas were thinking.

you have affection for Rifftrax then? PLEASE? I dunno if I can handle conflating that with love for the Crystal Skull, lol

Last Crusade all the way

anyone who disagrees gets a slap for blasphemy

Blashphemy surely.

*remembers the lengthy Sean Connery impersonation offered by da croup at a Manhattan breakfast place in the summer of '03*

it's not the last time that's happened

and then i remembered my charlemagne...
does anyone speak english?
and this is how we say goodbye in GERMANY!
no tickets
he chose...poorly

I watched the Last Crusade again a few weeks ago and I think it holds up.

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4057/4385305706_3c1f44cd58_z.jpg?zz=1

i feel like everyone i know IRL agrees that Last Crusade >>>>> Temple, surprised this is even a question

gooshtepping mohrahns

Last Crusade isn't a movie: it's a cavalcade for Sean Connery. When I watch it (more often than I admit) I skip over everything else.

I hated Last Crusade when it came out and haven't bothered to watch it since.

I shuddenly remembered my Charlemagne: ket my ahrmies be the ROHKS and the trees — and the bahrds in the shky."

i should have sent it to the MARCKSH BROTHERS

favorite moment might be when indy sends the motorcyclist flying, smiles to dad and gets rebuffed

she talkshs in her shleep

it belongs in a MUSEUM!

favorite moment might be when indy sends the motorcyclist flying, smiles to dad and gets rebuffed

― da croupier, Tuesday, June 5, 2012 9:54 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

oh man, totally

"Indiana, let it go."

I dig the fraternity greeting or whatever that he and Marcus exchange.

Voting for Short Round, though "I should've mailed it to the Marx Bros." makes it really close.

Also the part where Kate Capshaw thinks she's picking up a shirt but picks up a giant bat instead. So cool.

how bout when she thinks she's picking up Indy's cock but accidentally pushes a lever

watched last crusade on father's day w my dad once, recommend this

we don't NEED the diary, DAD

having drinks on a zeppelin?

does anyone here speak english? or even ancient greek.

I think da croup and I could do a Dueling Connerys shometyme.

try reading books inshtead of buhrning them

I thought Last Crusade was good when it came out and haven't bothered to watch it since.

this thread turned into a kevin smith script

you'll love our movie polls.

snooch to the booch

like the back of a volkswagen?

so Sir Sean's last film looks to be The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen? Maybe he deserves it for slapping all those women.

one time i noticed that Last Crusade and Dogma were on different TV channels at the same time, and so i ended up watching both "no ticket" scenes about 10 minutes apart

I absolutely hated War of the Worlds

what??? come on

I wouldn't want a Spielberg filmography without The Terminal even if I don't care for it. I'll take the '00s because he put all he'd learned about how editing and interpreting good scripts into A.I, Catch Me If You Can, War of the Worlds, Munich. If Crystal Skull's the worst of the lot, that's an incredible run.