especially since Fifty Shades Freed Parts 1 and 2 will prob be #1 at the box office for 4th of july/christmas weekends in 2016
― kel ler/pharmacists (some dude), Monday, 4 June 2012 14:33 (fourteen years ago)
alan freed?
i want you to play my recordthere are strings... attached
― atlas arghed (brownie), Monday, 4 June 2012 14:34 (fourteen years ago)
fifty shades of grey freed from bondage through the healing power of accidentally knocking up his girlfriend
― the bibles fake lol don't trust a book (reddening), Monday, 4 June 2012 16:27 (fourteen years ago)
wait guys I have another one
Automatic ugly bump. This buttplug's results are now in (your pooper).
― "Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Monday, 4 June 2012 16:45 (fourteen years ago)
I wrote briefly about all the hacly knock-offs of this already hacky knock-off of a hacky book here: http://causticcovercritic.blogspot.com.au/2012/05/50-shades-of-shamelessness.html
― seven league bootie (James Morrison), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 00:56 (fourteen years ago)
hilarious, great work putting that together
― kel ler/pharmacists (some dude), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 01:08 (fourteen years ago)
THRE ARE THREE OF THESE BOOKS!? How very VC Andrews.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 01:14 (fourteen years ago)
sometimes a cigar box is just a cigar box
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 02:55 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.theawl.com/2012/06/50-shades-of-argh
― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 13:24 (fourteen years ago)
http://casualhardcore.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/charlie-brown-argh.jpg
― Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 13:33 (fourteen years ago)
Jeez . . . argh!
― WHEY AHR MAH DREGUNS? (DJP), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 14:06 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lypqzV2YFfs
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 June 2012 14:08 (fourteen years ago)
Jeez cried out with a loud voice saying "Argh! Why have you foresaken me?"
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:12 (fourteen years ago)
honestly I've been cracking up for a couple of weeks over "ARGH, MY HYMEN" but seeing the actual excerpted sentence is even more amazing that I could have imagined
also "Argh . . . jeez!" is a comedy 1-2
― WHEY AHR MAH DREGUNS? (DJP), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:21 (fourteen years ago)
(obv y'all know what I meant)
My head is too cloudy, cloudy with issues.
― a hauntingly unemployed american (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 5 June 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)
Needs more argh
http://www.regretsy.com/2012/06/05/its-on-like-donkey-kong/
http://static.regretsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/craigslist3.jpg
― Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:34 (fourteen years ago)
50 Levels of Gray
― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:43 (fourteen years ago)
My inner-Princess Toadstool.
― Hare Kinsey (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 01:58 (fourteen years ago)
Fifty Shades Friedman: Macau Summer
― Odd Spice (Eazy), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 03:16 (fourteen years ago)
argh it up fuzzball
― “Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 06:13 (fourteen years ago)
Angelina Jolie might direct the movie? Nothing about this movie makes any sense.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 8 June 2012 12:26 (fourteen years ago)
A friend of mine on Twitter an hour ago: There is a woman here at Laguardia reading a print book, an actual physical copy of 50 Shades of Grey. #what
― Julie Derpy (Phil D.), Friday, 8 June 2012 12:37 (fourteen years ago)
My work study student has been reading the print copy all week and telling anyone who will listen how great the book is, it's been getting on my nerves.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 8 June 2012 12:40 (fourteen years ago)
#argh would have been better
― Euler, Friday, 8 June 2012 12:45 (fourteen years ago)
Is it possible to get this movie shot before nobody gices a fuck anymore?
― Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 8 June 2012 14:08 (fourteen years ago)
I think I had a dream this morning where I was reading this book for some reason. Or the third book. I think the punch line was that Christian set Anastarghia free because she was now disinhibited enough to write a wonderful book about her experiences and his work on her behalf was done or something. I hope that's not what actually happens in the book.
― "Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:11 (fourteen years ago)
Also I hate my dreams
i also had a dream about this last night! i was stridently insisting to a pizza hut cashier that 50 shades was better written than twilight and therefore supplanted the original in terms of canonical priority. "it's not edward and bella anymore, it's edward and ana," i told him. then i spilled a soda all over the floor and he refused to clean it up, which i can only conclude is symbolism.
― the bibles fake lol don't trust a book (reddening), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:31 (fourteen years ago)
argh, i cried, as my Pepsi trickled across the tiles
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:39 (fourteen years ago)
if you know what i mean
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:40 (fourteen years ago)
This book has been slowly gaining momentum around my workplace, so that there are now maybe six or seven women reading it and discussing it loudly throughout the day. Anyway, the other day the subject up for discussion was "Who are you imagining Christian to be?" and most of them had a famous actor or two that they suggested. This one 60-year-old woman takes out her copy of the book, removes a piece of paper from it and shows it around: "This is what I imagine he looks like! I found him in a Bon Ton ad and I said 'IT'S HIM! IT'S CHRISTIAN!' and I had to cut him out! Don't you see!? Isn't it him!?"
― geode maze (cwkiii), Friday, 8 June 2012 16:34 (fourteen years ago)
"I found him in a Bon Ton ad" is so poignant.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Friday, 8 June 2012 16:41 (fourteen years ago)
you know what, I'm over Donald Glover as Christian Grey
get Danny Pudi to do it
― WHEY AHR MAH DREGUNS? (DJP), Friday, 8 June 2012 16:43 (fourteen years ago)
imo we need to figure out who is the most bland, nondescript actor we can think of
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 June 2012 16:45 (fourteen years ago)
if he hadn't gotten all old, it would be kyle mclaughlin
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Friday, 8 June 2012 16:47 (fourteen years ago)
someone working at that level though
a poorly anthropomorphized lizard. christian bale being another perfect candidate who's aged out.
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Friday, 8 June 2012 16:49 (fourteen years ago)
Cory Monteith?
― WHEY AHR MAH DREGUNS? (DJP), Friday, 8 June 2012 16:51 (fourteen years ago)
I groan, frustrated. Normally I’d be grinding my hips, responding to his touch with a rhythm of my own, but I cannot move. I moan, pulling on my restraints. The metal bites into my skin.“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care.
“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care.
― how's life, Friday, 8 June 2012 16:52 (fourteen years ago)
Wow so the protagonist feels the same way we do. How meta.
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 June 2012 17:20 (fourteen years ago)
i've been saying for days!
― “Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 June 2012 17:27 (fourteen years ago)
what about this guy
― Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 8 June 2012 17:29 (fourteen years ago)
ha hahahahahahahahahahaha
― WHEY AHR MAH DREGUNS? (DJP), Friday, 8 June 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)
I think we have a winner
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 June 2012 17:51 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Friday, 8 June 2012 17:54 (fourteen years ago)
Ha
― Dreaming in Infrared (kingfish), Friday, 8 June 2012 18:14 (fourteen years ago)
Well there you go. Via max:
http://www.freep.com/article/20120624/COL01/206240413/Mitch-Albom-My-Fifty-Shades-of-newfound-embarrassment
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 14:56 (thirteen years ago)
50 People You Spank In Heaven
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:29 (thirteen years ago)
Tuesdays with Bondage
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)