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oh christ i used to live with a guy who stocked the freezer COMPLETELY full of those hungry-man dinners

yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

whenever i cooked anything he would be like "man, why are you even putting all that effort into FOOD?"

yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

xp to mordy

cf. all the ppl who will apologetically tell you the curry/pasta sauce yr eating 'just came from a jar', both venerating & distancing themselves from some oppressive ideal of Real Cooks

ogmor, Friday, 1 June 2012 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

tbf I've made a lot of curries from scratch and they take a long time and are a pain

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

pasta sauce = eh, not difficult but how many tomatoes and how much time have ye got

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

yeah saw the julia child curry making show and it was an eye opener.

atlas arghed (brownie), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

give me my jar

atlas arghed (brownie), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

I'd like to make curry from scratch one day but <3 jar

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

just checking: that is a heart, yes?

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61pZmF8PTkL._SS500_.jpg

only made one recipe from this I think when I had it out from the library but great cookbook, "curry" is apparently a concept that contains multitudes

you can probably ignore him on the topic of toasting and grinding your own spices and still do a good job.

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

ick more hueg than expected

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

one question that has perplexed men for ages is "why should one cook?"

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Friday, June 1, 2012 12:59 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's what we have women for, etc

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 2 June 2012 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

why should one cook when two can order takeout

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 June 2012 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltkzggjSWV1qiqf01o1_500.jpg

there is no end to this brand of smug, dreary bullshit on the internet

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:36 (fourteen years ago)

whoops

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltkzggjSWV1qiqf01o1_500.jpg

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:36 (fourteen years ago)

can jump if need be?

ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:40 (fourteen years ago)

"a gentleman can jump if need be" what on earth does this even xp

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:41 (fourteen years ago)

white men can't jump
ergo white men are not gentlemen

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

can you imagine being part of something called the gentlemen's society

i can't

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.gentlemens-society.org/

The Gentlemen's Society is a not-for profit social club compiled of like-minded young gentlemen who strive to promote awareness for health, education, mentorship, and community involvement. The term "Gentleman" is something we believe has become a lost art. Our organization meets over dinner once a month to discuss ways that we believe will develop a more rounded "Gentleman". By doing so, we have the opportunity to discuss proper etiquette, explore various philanthropic endeavors in the community, and enjoy the camaraderie of like-minded Gentlemen."

http://www.gentlemens-society.org/sites/default/files/gentlemens-group-shot.png

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:47 (fourteen years ago)

Ew

"Holy crap," I mutter, as he gently taps my area (silby), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

quiet douchery

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

It helps if you think of "gentleman" as a euphemism for penis

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.gentlemens-society.org/sites/default/files/civicrm/custom/headshots_0017_randy_mills_1a783b8e73c14b3cc8d56fe4506a2a08.jpg

I grew up in Palm Harbor, Florida and now reside in South Tampa. I'm the Vice President of a commercial real estate land brokerage company called The Land Sharks. My hobbies include working out, cooking, real estate, beach, golf, bowling, traveling, Lightning games, and FSU football. I enjoy good company, red wine, cigars, wearing suits, BBQ's, Old School and listening to some good beats. My goal in life is to figure out a way to make enough money to spend a majority of my time traveling and enjoying the finer things in life.

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:53 (fourteen years ago)

you mean you don't already have inordinate amounts of time for red wine, cigars, wearing suits...

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

"I enjoy driving my windowless van to the Everglades to dump bodies & go on nature walks"

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

Old School= ? the movie

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:56 (fourteen years ago)

thread for guys who think they have figured out how to live but are still so empty inside

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

Who let that blonde chick join the Gentlemen's Society?

old people are made of poop (Eric H.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

yeah pretty sure he means the movie, how sad is that

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

he thinks it's a documentary

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:58 (fourteen years ago)

guys, they have NUMBERS

like the fucking stonecutters

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:00 (fourteen years ago)

I hope "lightning games" means standing on a hill in a thunderstorm holding a large metal umbrella

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:00 (fourteen years ago)

i just to make enough money to enjoy the finer things in life, like FSU football

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

just want to*

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:03 (fourteen years ago)

I wish only poverty for all of them

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:04 (fourteen years ago)

idk why but #9 made me lose my shit

goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:06 (fourteen years ago)

*reflects*

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:06 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.gentlemens-society.org/about

lol @ scare quotes

goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.gentlemens-society.org/member-directory

n n nicknames?

goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

tampa must be just mega weird

goole, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

"ten * every man should have"

About 1,740,000 results

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:12 (fourteen years ago)

My family has a saying: don't raise your kids in Florida, or they'll end up messed up.

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.reddit.com/r/gentlemanboners

reddit is a fucking cesspool imho

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

haha, it's a "gentleman boner" rather than a ws if it's someone wearing a dress

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

I. Classy is not synonymous to cute, sexy, slutty or even pretty.
II. Name of the lady should be in the title or comments.
III. Tag NSFW pictures on NSFW links.
IV. Post film, photography or soundless animations directly.
V. Post only the best quality & highest resolution size version of your muse.
VI. All unclassy posts will be removed.
VII. Excessively photoshop'd pictures will be removed.
VIII. No reprinting of the top 100 posts.
IX. Crass comments will be removed and can lead to banning.

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

"All unclassy posts will be removed."

Stay classy guys!

Arvo Pärt Chimp (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

because nothing says refinement like telling the internet which female celebrities make your trousers tent

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

make a million rules to be "classy"

have the word "boners" in your group's title

mh, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

Post only the best quality & highest resolution size version of your muse.

ugh

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:02 (fourteen years ago)


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