WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT

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..or any of that geeked-out nonsense.

Pillboxxx/The Lol Belol (Pillbox), Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:08 (fifteen years ago) link

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Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

mark cl, Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link

But in Predator movies(and when you're playing the AvP games), it's always a lone predator(haven't seen the latest piece of franchise shit). So it's not just _a_ predator, but The Predator. Even in the first Dark Horse AvP comic, you had the chick and a lone predator dude taking on a horde of aliens, right?

kingfish, Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:17 (fifteen years ago) link

in the avp movie several of them came as a team, they're just a_predators, for whatever the fuck that's worth

No, I mean sure, predator is a person , I won't deny that. But he's not a hero, or even a protagonist.

well we don't make predators the protagonists of our movies cause they kill us, it's established at least by the time avp came around that the earthly hunts (the hunts for Aliens at least) are quasi-religious rites of passage for presumably young predators so yeah, they probably got all kinds of hero tales and movies and wonder years and shit on the home planet. they're from an obviously authoritarian society and when we see them onscreen (on a mission) they're obv. all about business but they are individuals capable of thought and resourcefulness and even gallows humor as kingfish pointed out, and frankly i think you need to check your racial baggage at the door, which is becoming a theme with you...

none of they business (tremendoid), Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:25 (fifteen years ago) link

j/k

none of they business (tremendoid), Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:26 (fifteen years ago) link

anyways summarily ignoring people's canonical superpowers means you get to bet on adam west

none of they business (tremendoid), Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link

'arbitrarily' excuse me

none of they business (tremendoid), Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link

oh and a zombie great whale

― kingfish, Friday, January 16, 2009 2:56 PM

Stormwatch: Team Achilles to thread.

butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 18 January 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Sonic the hedgehog 8

Socktor Duperman (k3vin k.), Sunday, 18 January 2009 00:04 (fifteen years ago) link

whatevs, some asthmatic guy in a cloak with telekinesis could take the hulk or hellboy, suuuuuure.

ledge, Sunday, 18 January 2009 00:08 (fifteen years ago) link

lol Gargamel

carne asada, Sunday, 18 January 2009 00:24 (fifteen years ago) link

You can tell that some people simply aren't treating this poll with the seriousness it merits.

Velma can stay (Oilyrags), Sunday, 18 January 2009 00:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side...

snoball, Sunday, 18 January 2009 00:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Now that is some straight up bullshit.

WmC, Sunday, 18 January 2009 01:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Sonic the hedgehog 8

― Socktor Duperman (k3vin k.), Saturday, January 17, 2009 7:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lulz

Lamp, Sunday, 18 January 2009 01:33 (fifteen years ago) link

wow nice to see only mongos voted here

9
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cozwn, Sunday, 18 January 2009 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link

weird fukkin results -- darth vader isnt even lol

xhuxk d (deej), Sunday, 18 January 2009 10:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Nice to see so many people voting, but Gargamel polling over twice as many votes as Picard? WTF?

snoball, Sunday, 18 January 2009 12:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Kirk woulda made a better showing, frankly.

Millsner, Sunday, 18 January 2009 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link

this is really surprising!

s1ocki, Sunday, 18 January 2009 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link

i will put up poll #2 later today

s1ocki, Sunday, 18 January 2009 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Will Dick Dastardly be in it?

Matt #2, Sunday, 18 January 2009 17:33 (fifteen years ago) link

plz include "a Philadelphia Eagles fan"

butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Monday, 19 January 2009 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link

;_;

Socktor Duperman (k3vin k.), Monday, 19 January 2009 01:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Darth Vader probably couldn't even kill a smurf (neither could gargamel, but he got my vote)

CaptainLorax, Monday, 19 January 2009 02:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Darth Vader lost every major fight he was in!

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 19 January 2009 02:20 (fifteen years ago) link

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

*cuts legs*

゙(゚、 。 7 (cankles), Monday, 19 January 2009 02:20 (fifteen years ago) link

James Earl Jones, OTOH, would beat that ass

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Monday, 19 January 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link

xena was robbed

mumps (iiiijjjj), Monday, 19 January 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago) link

in the end, I'm sure xena got what she wanted anyways
http://www.deankhsdelights.com/catalog/8a75_1_b_57_1.JPG

CaptainLorax, Monday, 19 January 2009 02:50 (fifteen years ago) link

http://xenite.net/legacy01.jpg

CaptainLorax, Monday, 19 January 2009 02:51 (fifteen years ago) link

ok i can't find round 2 but here you guys go

http://gamu-toys.info/sonota/sw/obama/DSC_4681.JPG

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

http://gamu-toys.info/sonota/sw/obama/DSC_4696.JPG

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 22 January 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Amazing.

Millsner, Friday, 23 January 2009 10:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Props to Picard voters, the thinking person's choice.

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Friday, 23 January 2009 10:17 (fifteen years ago) link

paging Kant to thread

Millsner, Friday, 23 January 2009 10:23 (fifteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUSbId7Earc

latebloomer, Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

If Troi was with Picard, she could tell him that she sensed the Hulk was "very angry".

might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Saturday, 13 March 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Batman is considered by the Predator species to be "the Ultimate Hunter" and is honored as such in their culture.

blap...tremendo (deej), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 07:38 (thirteen years ago) link

ultimate hunter != best in a fight tho

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 09:02 (thirteen years ago) link

yep

what if "middlebrow" is pubes? (Matt P), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 09:04 (thirteen years ago) link

and even if it was 'who would win in a fight in the jungle' then i dunno has batman got rambo or even gargamel

"It's far from 'lol' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 09:05 (thirteen years ago) link

or ewoks, for that matter

Millsner, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link


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