there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

it's funny because it's my life

great excelsiors today

"oh my god. is everything like this?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs

Are you serious, forks.

it was the first thing that came to mind!

ha, just checking to see if you were straight-up posting that video in the excelsior thread.

oh, no! it's a call back to the moby dick guy

call me ishmeme.

re: goole

idgi

i keep waiting for all the old people to die, but they keep making new ones!

― scott seward, Wednesday, May 30, 2012 11:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha!

"i've finally gotten the sound of johnny cash's death rattle to a level where iTunes users will feel like they are actually johnny's uvula and are shuffling off this mortal coil with the man in black", said the delusional man in white.

― scott seward, Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:28 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol what thread is that from?

"Mastered for iTunes"

why is it that every (white) woman in the American entertainment industry has dated one of these guys:

Adam Levine
John Mayer
Wilmer Valderama

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:01 AM (1 hour ago)

only 3 straight guys in Hollywood

― korea opportunities (Noodle Vague), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:04 AM (1 hour ago)

always need like half a second of pause when I see Wilmer Valderama's name before I remember that he's male

― cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:29 AM (58 minutes ago)

always need like half a second of pause when I see Wilmer Valderama's name attached to the name of someone else who is voluntarily having sex with him

― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:45 AM (42 minutes ago)

if i wasn't in an office right now i'd post the naked adam levine pictures

― kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:46 AM (41 minutes ago)

just so you can all suffer like i have suffered obv

― kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Friday, June 1, 2012 6:46 AM (41 minutes ago)

"They killed his family. Now he's going to run them over."

Unfortunate pronoun usage.

― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Friday, June 1, 2012 2:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahahaha

ha!

ha ha haha hahahaha ha ha haha.

^ 77, dude…

didn't realize, don't think it's incriminating, will kill it tho

ffs

(I didn't think it was incriminating either I just had the impression there was a Rule about such things and wanted to bring it to yr attention)

so we're not all laughing at DJP's excelsior?

We are! Forks left my ^ in. It points to an invisible ghost now.

oh cool now this thread is about authenticity

― max, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:14 (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't even get DJP's excelsior

he's going to run over his dead family

ohhhh

good stuff

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-found-sobbing-in-street-after-813563

"It was hell, I can't walk!" Man found sobbing in street after 36-hour sex ordeal with German nymphomaniac

The victim reportedly told police: “You have got to help me. She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out and I cannot go on!”

Incredibly, when police arrived at the apartment, the woman even tried to tempt them into her bedroom.

this is no laughing matter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZHNHeNm8YQ

such a badass film

In February, the day after 38 Studios released its first game, Schilling posted 3,200 gold coins — worth roughly $5 million at current prices — as collateral for a loan from Bank Rhode Island in Providence, according to financing statements filed in Massachusetts.

oh my god.

― real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Sunday, June 3, 2012 11:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

it's not that impressive, he had a cheat code on so he wouldnt sustain damage and lose the coins

― he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Sunday, June 3, 2012 2:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the conductor on my quiet ride train last friday, shouting at the top of her lungs at a co-worker: "I'ma have a good weekend! I got that 50 Shades of Grey. I'ma take me a bath and read the shit outta that! They tell me it's like Twilight!"

― Hauntingly Unemployed American (President Keyes), Monday, June 4, 2012 9:42 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That makes 50 Shades of Grey sound like a street name for bath salts.

menerrrca posted a memory comment to "Wicked Games" by Chris Isaak.

My friend was the girl in the Wicked Game video. She got a rash all over her body where ever Chris Isaak touched her, I asked her why she said the only thing she was alergic to were snakes!!! He was weird when they were offset he made her chew bay leaves and read verses from the DARK BIBLE said she was going to hell for showing a$$crack. 100 degrees on the beach he was the only one without a sunburn, not even a tan! She has a pace maker now and doesnt work out :(

― barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Sunday, 20 May 2012 16:20 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Batman Returns, and the Dark Knight are all better than their predecessors

these are interesting cases. both of the batman sequels are longer, more ambitious and much more interesting than their predecessors. otoh, they're both a bit shapeless, narratively. i do like them better than what they followed, though they're both messes with GREAT detailing.

― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, June 5, 2012 1:59 PM (1 minute ago)

oh cool this thread turned into a kevin smith script

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, June 5, 2012 2:00 PM (1 minute ago)

haha I was just coming here with that

paste the entire Arcade Fire thread

*ahem* please do not do that secrete 77 shit

like Arcade Fire secreted on your -- oh.

siren.gif

"to lionize" = to treat as a celebrity or cause for celebrity.
it's even the wrong word - it should really only be used to talk about people, not things. whatever, figurative usage.
are you lionizing, or attempting to lionize this album?
if yes, then you can take umbrage at my scoffing at your motives for lionization, but i didn't suggest how or why you were listening to it.
if no, then the criticism should not concern you.
if you're really dying to get that last nail into the cross, then go for it.
why do people lionize, or feel the desire to lionize anything?
releasing audio noodling on commodifiable formats is hardly classifiable as philanthropy, now, is it?
ffs, you guys are as bad as michael jackson fans.

― iglu ferrignu, Wednesday, June 6, 2012 6:30 AM (8 minutes ago)

Are there two people with control of your ilx account?

― Trey Imaginary Songz (WmC), Wednesday, June 6, 2012 6:33 AM (6 minutes ago)

Star Trek Mirror Universe LJ?

Haha perhaps.

iglu ferrignu = olde tyme ilm poster bob snoom

once a year or so i wonder about the 77 thing when people bring it up and then i forget about it again. you guys better not be saying mean stuff about me on there or the devil will get you when you are sleeping.