slaves, tell me about 50 Shades of Grey

what what? in the butt drawer

Adrian Lyne needs to come out of retirement for this one imo

A reanimated Coleman Francis could do the job

erogenous zone cuba

The Beast of Erotic Flats

imagining a monster who hates heels

a sexy monster

He gunned her hard in her *wink, wink*.

"I'm Cherokee Christian!"

lol

run a night train to mundo fine

http://thinkprogress.org/alyssa/2012/05/25/490132/fifty-shades-of-whatever-the-missed-opportunities-of-fifty-shades-of-grey/

For all its naughtiness, the book would faint dead away at anything so racy as an actual challenge to gender roles and sexual politics. Fifty Shades of Grey is the literary equivalent of telling a woman to meet her husband at the door dressed in saran wrap.

singing "mr. benson" in my head to the tune of "mr wendal"

http://m.gawker.com/5913971/florida-gives-in-to-horny-moms-lifts-the-ban-on-50-shades-of-grey

That was fast. Just a month after minivan-mom erotica 50 Shades of Grey was banned, Brevard County Florida has reneged on the ban and will return all 19 copies of the book to its' libraries

florida-gives-in-to-horny-moms

http://thinkprogress.org/alyssa/2012/05/25/490132/fifty-shades-of-whatever-the-missed-opportunities-of-fifty-shades-of-grey/

For all its naughtiness, the book would faint dead away at anything so racy as an actual challenge to gender roles and sexual politics. Fifty Shades of Grey is the literary equivalent of telling a woman to meet her husband at the door dressed in saran wrap.

― judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Friday, May 25, 2012 12:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

IDK, if anything I find this kind of opinion sort of retrograde

is saran wrap some kind of old school patriarch fetish

I don't know that soccer moms are really looking for porn that challenges gender roles and sexual politics; that seems less like "porn" and more like "someone's senior thesis"

hurting, i certainly don't want to proscribe what is or isn't okay in the bedroom or erotic fiction. not my place, two consenting adults, etc. but that linked article (which isn't terribly well written, i'll admit) says something which i agree with 100% -- that it's an largely incorrect & simplistic depiction of sexual power dynamics & bdsm

I think we can all agree with that, but I think the larger point is that people are not reading to see if the depiction of sexual power is accurate; people are reading so they can fantasize about a rich man playing with their butt plug

hahaha, otm

A very large number of women apparently find this particular "incorrect" and "simplistic" depcition of BDSM power dynamics hot.

And blogging that trash fan-fic turned bestseller porn represents a "missed opportunity" to challenge sexual politics and gender roles is just, wow, BORING.

also fwiw a commenter on that blog says that the sequels do address some of the very issues mentioned in the blog so w/e.

xp it's a lot less boring than the book tbh

I'm sure the book is completely terrible and I will continue to enjoy its mockery

as long as we're all on the same page there.

i just think the success of this book, judged against its actual content, has a lot of ppl scratching their heads because it's boring, not-sexy, and not anywhere near as thrillingly transgressive as the fans would have you believe, i mean "controlling bastard spanks college co-ed" is not exactly breaking new ground

Fiction book found to be largely incorrect & simplistic, film at 11

Guys, I am gonna have to not go on occasional dates with a girl anymore because she bought this :(

depends on what you're into really

xp yeah if anything I think the curiosity is "why THIS book about a controlling guy spanking a co-ed"

I mean I assume there are a lot of *romance* novels about rich dominating guys, no?

boring fiction deserves buttplugs too

the lana del rey of books

lana del grey

Guys, I am gonna have to not go on occasional dates with a girl anymore because she bought this :(

― mh, Tuesday, May 29, 2012 4:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't not go on occasional dates because of this

on the plus side, soon she'll be hesitantly asking you to put a dollop of ice cream in her navel

Unless your occasional date is reading it for some kind of other purpose or can at least admit that it's loathsome, do the right thing and dump her. Do you want to date someone who thinks this is titillating?

lactose intolerance

as he ponders this mh's eyes gleam like an inner tube.

my wife reads some really really dumb romance novels. she knows they're dumb, and has good taste in actual literature (and has avoided 50 Shades specifically because of the Twilight connection), but she enjoys them, and i sometimes get laid as a direct result of that, so the idea of saying to her or someone like her "oh you find that titillating, how BORING" and dumping them or just being condescending because of that is pretty ridic to me.

likewise if they don't waka flocka

Well then clearly your answer to my question would be "yes." I mean I don't know, maybe mh DOES want to date someone who finds whatever this is titillating.

I don't have any desire to read 50 Shades of Grey, and I'm not thrilled with it as a book but I'm seriously not going to stop associating with people just for reading it.

I really hope this isn't a serious line of conversation because wow.

some dude and vg otm

soccer moms are the worst

it's boring, not-sexy, and not anywhere near as thrillingly transgressive as the fans would have you believe, i mean "controlling bastard spanks college co-ed" is not exactly breaking new ground

What makes me reflexively hate this tril just like I hated its progenitor series is that people who read other typical shitty romance novels DON'T think they're being transgressive, where as people who have made Fifty Shades famous are all "Ooooh this is so DARK, it's even more exciting because it's NASTY and transgressive, that's so hot, just look at all these things I would scorn and/or be disgusted by if a real-life practitioner brought them up to me."

You don't understand this whole other world now that you've read this, you just brought it into YOUR world that's safe and all cleaned up for you and made it safe and clean, too.

It gives me Outsider Rage somehow.

I mean have these people never heard of that Anne Rice pseudonymously-written shizz or what

so what you're saying is you don't like the kinky fuckery