ever since the first time I watched it, whole of TCM just felt creepy as all get out from the beginning. Like it just looks kinda greasy and sweaty and *shudder*
Eaten Alive is the same way, though nowhere near as good a movie.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:23 (fourteen years ago)
also "who will survive...and what will be left of them" is unbeatable
― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:24 (fourteen years ago)
if i was pressed i think i might say that the slamming metal door might be the greatest moment in horror film history
^Yes! This is when you realize, OH DAMN THESE PEEPS IN SOME DEEP DOO DOO!!
― chewy, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:24 (fourteen years ago)
That whole scene from the moment he enters the screen door until the metal door slams shut may be my favorite scene in any movie ever.
― it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:24 (fourteen years ago)
Yep. It's the moment that makes you wonder what the fuck you've gotten yourself into; ie, the purpose of horror films.
― The Thnig, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:25 (fourteen years ago)
+ the pig sound effects over the whole thing
― Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:25 (fourteen years ago)
I don't remember how old I was when I first saw it, teens I guess, but I loved- (well it scared me at the time but retrospectively)- I loved how it felt like it was really happening in front of me the first time I saw it. that docu-dramayness can't be underrated
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:26 (fourteen years ago)
also you guys I think we need to take a moment and thank ed gein for being such a great inspiration [vomits]
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:27 (fourteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42uwfMszG1r4yp0qo1_500.gif
― The Thnig, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:27 (fourteen years ago)
this is the first point where i feel actively bad abt my strategy voting because this really should have been higher. if the next film beats it by less than 50 points i will feel like a jerk.
― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:28 (fourteen years ago)
lol @ u for strategy voting btw
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:28 (fourteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gbrq7tTy1r7qjoeo1_500.jpg
Cmon let's just appreciate these.
― The Thnig, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:29 (fourteen years ago)
incredible screencaps/images eric! the bar has been raised for all future polls.
― omar little, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:29 (fourteen years ago)
omg Thnig that gif literally made me recoil
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:30 (fourteen years ago)
Her butt cheeks?
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:30 (fourteen years ago)
who wears short shorts
TCM my #2
would just like to point out that dead dog carcasses is redundant
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:30 (fourteen years ago)
whatever is actually number one now = i hate you disgusting savages.
― me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:31 (fourteen years ago)
All credit goes to Pillbox, including the decision to make the Top 10 rotating gifs.
― Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:31 (fourteen years ago)
texas dead dog carcass massacre
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:31 (fourteen years ago)
ok guys, you're posting way too much
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:32 (fourteen years ago)
The Wicker Man is seriously not better than this last run of half-dozen entries
― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:33 (fourteen years ago)
xpost keep up old man, or Leatherface'll GITCHA :D
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:33 (fourteen years ago)
Still need over 2,000 posts to come within earshot of comedy poll.
― Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:33 (fourteen years ago)
I didn't even vote itt and I'm 100% invested in the outcome now
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:34 (fourteen years ago)
tcm may have the most...diseased vibe of any film i know.
― me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:35 (fourteen years ago)
quality over quantity imo
xps
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:35 (fourteen years ago)
xp Ha, me, too. Well, I voted, but I'm also super invested. I even suspended my "no ILX on my work computer" rule for the duration of this poll. Let's hope nobody looks at my browsing history (why are there all these searches for "666 birthmark" and "gory eyeball death"?).
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:36 (fourteen years ago)
eh fuck it, i got some stuff i love higher than it would have been for sure. and considering i did it out of worry about these films getting neglected and only 13 of mine are going to place, it feels warranted.
also to clarify, i totally stand by my ballot, and although it isnt the real deal academic top 50 i would do if i was like writing an article about it, its definitely a description of the horror movies that i am the most passionate about.
xpost to DJP
― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:36 (fourteen years ago)
besides if we do ballots and stats in here you'll get yr filthy bloodsoaked 2000 maniac posts
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:36 (fourteen years ago)
TCM looks how our garbage can smells when Mr Veg throws away the offcuts of a pork shoulder
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:37 (fourteen years ago)
next time i run a movie poll i might have to recruit p-box
― omar little, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:37 (fourteen years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qp7llLTe1qiy5m2o6_1280.jpg
I mean, geez, this looks like it could be the final shot in any number of "torture porn" flicks. TCM bein' all influential and whatnot.
― The Thnig, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:37 (fourteen years ago)
Leatherface *looks* like he stinks
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, May 24, 2012 11:20 AM (8 minutes ago)
the stills at the beginning go a long way towards explaining why i don't really like TCM, though i do admire it. everything in the film is filthy, cluttered, off kilter, tense, sweaty, grotesquely ugly. and screaming. the terrified, agonizing shrieking just goes on and on and on, sometimes intermixed with roaring chainsaws, sometimes not. one of the most abrasively unpleasant cinematic experiences available.
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:38 (fourteen years ago)
;_; jjj how can I effectively lol @ u if you're going to be so equinamous about it ;_;
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:38 (fourteen years ago)
like every surface looks like it could give you tetanus or an std
xposts
― me so fat (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:39 (fourteen years ago)
Man, she is going to need so much therapy. xp
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:39 (fourteen years ago)
My #1, even though I haven't seen it in at least 20 years--voted on visceral impact going back to my early '20s.
― clemenza, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:41 (fourteen years ago)
omg an Omar/Pillbox poll would be all time
(crosses fingers and prays for War Movie poll)
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:41 (fourteen years ago)
*no offense Eric H, oops lol
Should be double-billed with In a Year with 13 Moons.
― clemenza, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:42 (fourteen years ago)
i love that contenderizers description is basically exactly why i love TCM as much as i do
― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:42 (fourteen years ago)
totally -- the world is mean, and man uncouth!
― game of crones (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:43 (fourteen years ago)
one of the most abrasively unpleasant cinematic experiences available
And your point is ... ?
― Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:43 (fourteen years ago)
After 93 posts, I fear we're starting to take Eric's amazing crypt keeper intros for granted, I think. I'm amazing and awed that you were able to think of this many puns! And that they are so good!
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:43 (fourteen years ago)
lol xpost jjjusten
i know that this is not a very popular opinion around here but the fact that the wicker man is beating some of these is really astonishing to me.
not astonishing to me, but slightly surprising, maybe? i like it a lot, was my #29, and i hate the word "overrated" on principle, but there's something about its elevation to all time best-of-the-best status that mystifies and even bothers me a little. seems like it naturally oughtta be this creepy little low-key cult oddity that sneaks in somewhere in the mid-twenties and surprises everybody, not universally praised as the best horror movie ever made. eh, but why not? taste is unpredictable, and it is pretty damn great.
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:44 (fourteen years ago)
I've totally been recycling throughout the poll, carl a.
― Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:44 (fourteen years ago)
I'm relieved to hear it, frankly.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:44 (fourteen years ago)
Eric's not into pleasence, cept for Donald.
Next up is the one I allegedly kept outta the top 5 with my ballot! I pray it's what I think it is!
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:45 (fourteen years ago)