there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

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must we ride this same old hobby horse

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, this is starting to get a bit long in the tooth.

― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

Sarah Jessica Parker goes shoe shopping, Act 1:
CLERK: "Excellent choice, Mrs. Parker. Shall I wrap them up or do you want me to just nail them to your feet now?"

― frogbs, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit you guys have beaten the fuck out of this horse

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

no, you don't understand, it's okay to make fun of a woman's appearance if you're doing it ironically is the name of my dog
― dethklok piccalo (c sharp major), Thursday, May 24, 2012 3:55 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Would have excelsiored if this wasn't already the excelsior thread.

― how's life, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MPv-kMF0MGo/TYf1CSowDBI/AAAAAAAAADM/i5whBN-G7M8/s1600/albert-einstein-1945.jpg
http://random-noise.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dr-octagon.jpg

― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

It's the glue that holds us together.
― pplains, Thursday, May 24, 2012 5:04 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok this is where I finally lol'd

― thillrer (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

Haha, fucked that one up.

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Sarah+Jessica+Parker+Gala+Benefit+Ann+Robert+H-2YrkGkRXCl.jpg
http://random-noise.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dr-octagon.jpg

― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

she sure is a talented and rich actress

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

she's married to a murderer

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTQ5ODYxMzk2Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjIwMzkxMQ@@._V1._SY317_CR6,0,214,317_.jpg

― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

she once starred on a short lived sitcom called square pegs

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l4L6HW5mQE

― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:40 (fourteen years ago)

it's possibly ok to point out that a celebrity looks like a horse is the name of my horse

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

Pictured with the mare of Chicago, xp

― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

She's probably best known for her lead role in the HBO show Sex in the City, which spawned two popular movies.

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

One of which is Seabiscuit, amirite!

― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

She starred in a show because she could never win or place.

― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

xp lol Hurting, well played

― it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

She is the executive producer of the Bravo reality show "Work of Art".

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:51 (fourteen years ago)

she was romantically involved with actor robert downey jr for several years- did not know

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

She starred in a show because she could never win or place.

TO be honest I don't think she cared much about box office success, so long as she gets her carrot in the end.

― frogbs, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

thread should have been locked at "mare of chicago"

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

Perhaps a new thread with a title something like "You don't understand, EXCELSIOR is the name of my LOLs"

― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

all these jokes about a jewish woman resembling a horse make me yearn for the days of passantino posts about rappers with "oversized lips" and wide noses

― some dude, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

What have I wrought? One lame and tired jest has sired all this?

― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:05 (fourteen years ago)

baaaahaha A+

Michael White, Michael White Michael White

― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

first past the post

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

Wait, Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish?

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

S-JAP

― een, Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

all these jokes about a jewish woman resembling a horse make me yearn for the days of passantino posts about rappers with "oversized lips" and wide noses

ok, now you're *going there*

― frogbs, Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

you shd stay away from jokes

― thillrer (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

you shd stay away ~~from jokes~~

― thillrer (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, May 24, 2012 1:20 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― horseshoe, Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

this generally is the point at which we rebuild a new excelsior thread; somebody bring the lolz back home plz

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

it's too early to rebuild imo

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

yep

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ ilx poster "horseshoe" chiming in on a Sarah Jessica Parker discussion

― frogbs, Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

back in my day, we'd ban anti-semites on sight. times have changed...

― frogbs, Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAzwNrSeQSI

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

u may not be surprised to learn that we have a thread for this discussion: Is this anti-semitism?

― Mordy, Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

i legit did not know there was a correlation between horsefaceness and judaism?

― polyphonic, Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

Three non-Jews who have horse faces: John Elway, Jenny McCarthy, Crazy Horse. Have at it, some dude.

― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

*has at it*

― some dude, Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

i legit did not know there was a correlation between horsefaceness and judaism?

sentences I didn't expect to read today

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

Hey, look. A scene from Sarah Jessica Parker's bat mitzah:

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-3fb9jFY06t0/TXw2-VYEwEI/AAAAAAAAB1M/7q42UTeLqNc/Human+Horse.jpg

She was getting her picture taken on the mezzanine when this occurred. I don't know why they had a fake horse in that ballroom.

― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

this thread is getting really fkn weird now

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

She's a well-known actress celebrated for her sexy looks who it's said looks like a horse. Also, she may be a Jew.

― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

I was just making horse jokes bcz lol horse joeks and now ;_;

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

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