there are subtle nuances in every single one of those EXCELSIORS, I'll have you LOL

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Q: What is a show that could be made into a movie starring Sara Jessica Parker?
A: Mr. Ed! (as a person who looks like a horse but is also capable of talking, Sara Jessica Parker would reduce the need for a special effects budget to make the titular horse appear to "talk")

― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

fetlock thread

― the fey monster (ledge), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

Not to be all Cap'n Save-A-SJP, but this jokefest is pretty gross, imo.

― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

no, you don't understand, it's okay to make fun of a woman's appearance if you're doing it ironically is the name of my dog

― dethklok piccalo (c sharp major), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:55 (fourteen years ago)

Horses for courses means that what is suitable for one person or situation might be unsuitable for another.

― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

The problem is that Sarah Jessica Parker has been in too many awful movies lately. She should learn to say "nay" to some of these roles.

― frogbs, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

Unbookmarking until this thread gets funny again.

― Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

no, you don't understand, it's okay to make fun of a woman's appearance if you're doing it ironically is the name of my dog

this killed me

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:57 (fourteen years ago)

I thought the idea was that they were making fun of how stock, terrible, and/or sexist this joke is, through increasingly awkward, forced and overcooked linguistic contortions. Got a pass from me and I'm normally the sensitive one in the room I think?

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:58 (fourteen years ago)

this is a common ilx thing. it's totally normal. ilxors get stuck in a pattern of either swapping puns in to common song lyrics, or making a string of bizarro jokes. i think it just needs to be rebooted?

― Mordy, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3W2QG6HEt0

― it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

you guys are a bunch of neighsayers

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:59 (fourteen years ago)

don't think there was any need to get whinny about it

― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

now now, let's not get in a lather

― goole, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/69258/1225147996/HorsePlay.gif

― goole, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

continue in this vein and you'll only stirrup trouble

― You can do it Sun Myung Moon (NickB), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

This horse left the barn a long time ago.

― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

I was going to quit this race, but you all spurred me on.

― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

http://clubcreatingkeepsakes.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.ImageFileViewer/CommunityServer.Blogs.Components.WeblogFiles.tip-of-the-week/A_2B00_-step-1-by-Maggie-Holmes.Sept.-08-CK.jpg_2D00_550x0.jpg

― Mordy, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

now you're saddled with the backlash

― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

guys, I think you've all HORSE HORSE HORSE

(did I do that right?)

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

lol goole

― it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

you know you're all saddling ILX with a lot of terrible jokes itt

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

the mane thing is just to have fun, guys

― it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

curse you NV

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

It's the glue that holds us together.

― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

HAY GUYS CUT IT OUT

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)

No need to get all hoofy about it.

― it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

now you're really trotting out the classics

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

Thought I was tired of horse jokes, but then I decided that I'll Have Another.

― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

puns are an ilx stable

― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

these jokes are awfoal

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

This is all fun and games now, but would any of you tell these jokes to her face and risk getting kicked?

― frogbs, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

Especially if she's got P.M.S. (Pissy Mare Syndrome)

― frogbs, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

Flag Post Parade

― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

of all the things we could be doing, this is worst cheval

― goole, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

Bet I can tell the exacta moment this thread got lost in the turn.

― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

I had a feeling that if the horse jokes started you chaps would crop up eventually

― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:08 (fourteen years ago)

these jokes are getting me downs.

― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

i wouldn't put it pasture

― goole, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

must we ride this same old hobby horse

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:12 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, this is starting to get a bit long in the tooth.

― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:13 (fourteen years ago)

Sarah Jessica Parker goes shoe shopping, Act 1:
CLERK: "Excellent choice, Mrs. Parker. Shall I wrap them up or do you want me to just nail them to your feet now?"

― frogbs, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit you guys have beaten the fuck out of this horse

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:20 (fourteen years ago)

no, you don't understand, it's okay to make fun of a woman's appearance if you're doing it ironically is the name of my dog
― dethklok piccalo (c sharp major), Thursday, May 24, 2012 3:55 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Would have excelsiored if this wasn't already the excelsior thread.

― how's life, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MPv-kMF0MGo/TYf1CSowDBI/AAAAAAAAADM/i5whBN-G7M8/s1600/albert-einstein-1945.jpg
http://random-noise.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dr-octagon.jpg

― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

It's the glue that holds us together.
― pplains, Thursday, May 24, 2012 5:04 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok this is where I finally lol'd

― thillrer (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

Haha, fucked that one up.

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Sarah+Jessica+Parker+Gala+Benefit+Ann+Robert+H-2YrkGkRXCl.jpg
http://random-noise.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dr-octagon.jpg

― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

she sure is a talented and rich actress

― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

she's married to a murderer

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

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