I thought Saw was so dumb. It wasn't the gore or the premise. It was just dumb. And Carey Elwes's ever-changing, where the fuck is he supposed to be from accent was super distracting.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:32 (fourteen years ago)
And the series is all downhill from there.
I love a lot of Larry Cohen. I wish someone would remake The Stuff and Q, at least.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:32 (fourteen years ago)
they pretty much define diminishing returns, saw 2 is ok, and there was one later one that was not like mind-bogglingly terrible but yeah
― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:32 (fourteen years ago)
xxxpost
The fact that you were able to handle Saw indicates that it isn't anywhere near as gruesome as I'd been led to believe.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:33 (fourteen years ago)
Cohen was great! and he wrote Maniac Cop which i bet never even got nommed ;_;
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:33 (fourteen years ago)
Saw is not gruesome at all. Just sort of garish and grim and portentous.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:34 (fourteen years ago)
(Trying to watch Possession on youtube, bored to tears at 40 minute mark)
It really isn't. If you can watch Michael Bay's R-rated action movies, you can handle the violence in Saw. (there are a couple of "holy yikes" parts but it's a good bit more suspense-driven than I thought it would be)
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:35 (fourteen years ago)
These two sentences seem fairly diametrically opposed.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:35 (fourteen years ago)
William Lustig's filmography is pretty hilarious
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:36 (fourteen years ago)
xpost Nah. We'll always have the originals, but it would take a remake to bring attention to them.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:36 (fourteen years ago)
I liked the first Saw. Actually I like Wan's other flicks, too: Dead Silence, Insidious.
― The Thnig, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:37 (fourteen years ago)
"First comes the BLOOD, then come the BOYS, then comes the DEATH in the DEATH CARRIE-AGE!"
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10. CARRIEBrian De Palma, USA, 1976(945 points, 26 votes, 2 first-place votes)
dirty pillows is one of my favorite euphemisms ever― Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, April 1, 2010 12:49 PM (2 years ago)its really fun to imagine brian dePalma silently levitating through a mass of showering cheerleaders w/ his camera trying not to be noticed― plax (ico), Saturday, December 25, 2010 7:21 PM (1 year ago)When I was about 10 years old I read Carrie, the one with the pics from the movie. I was immediately OBSESSED and I wanted to be her. I played Carrie by filling an empty gallon Kemps ice cream bucket and dumping it over my head on the porch, then doing this over and over and over:http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/carrie-blood.jpg― it's an old pantyhound, that's who (Jesse), Thursday, April 1, 2010 4:38 PM (2 years ago)fuck depalma.― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, December 6, 2005 10:37 AM (6 years ago)fuck you!― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, December 6, 2005 10:49 AM (6 years ago)
its really fun to imagine brian dePalma silently levitating through a mass of showering cheerleaders w/ his camera trying not to be noticed― plax (ico), Saturday, December 25, 2010 7:21 PM (1 year ago)
When I was about 10 years old I read Carrie, the one with the pics from the movie. I was immediately OBSESSED and I wanted to be her. I played Carrie by filling an empty gallon Kemps ice cream bucket and dumping it over my head on the porch, then doing this over and over and over:http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/carrie-blood.jpg― it's an old pantyhound, that's who (Jesse), Thursday, April 1, 2010 4:38 PM (2 years ago)
fuck depalma.― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, December 6, 2005 10:37 AM (6 years ago)
fuck you!― cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, December 6, 2005 10:49 AM (6 years ago)
― Count-Dracula-Down (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:37 (fourteen years ago)
Whoa -- are the top 10 gonna have MOVING-IMAGE stills? If so, christ on a cracker, Eric!!!
― The Thnig, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:38 (fourteen years ago)
Might be the only DePalma I like as more than just an homage.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:38 (fourteen years ago)
My number one!
Carl Agatha <3 Carrie White TLA
Excited about the animated screencaps! Glad Carrie is in the top ten! Wish it were top five! Dealing with it!
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:39 (fourteen years ago)
Sorry, this movie makes me feel a lot of emotions.
Jesse, were you the other number one vote?
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:40 (fourteen years ago)
If yes, do you want to go to the prom with me?
Can we just talk about the fast-motion scene sent to comic-funk music where the dudes try on tuxes? Cuz that's the crux of the film.
― The Thnig, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:41 (fourteen years ago)
the Jesse post is kind of disturbing because there's no mention of WHAT the bucket was filled with
― some dude, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:42 (fourteen years ago)
Ooh, was expecting that top 5. Another that I didn't vote for but do like a lot. Great gif work!
― emil.y, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:42 (fourteen years ago)
i was actually thinking that one wouldnt make it actually. like i can see top 50 but idk
― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:44 (fourteen years ago)
I feel like I'd have a lot more affection for Carrie if I'd seen it earlier in life (see also: Halloween).
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:44 (fourteen years ago)
gotta type less while distracted by terrible guitar, maybe then i can cut down my actuallys to one a sentence
― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:45 (fourteen years ago)
Well, I was mostly judging from other top horror lists - a lot of the stuff that we've been complaining about not making it don't make it in those either, but Carrie is a stalwart.
― emil.y, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:46 (fourteen years ago)
Carrie's sort of too glossy for me to give it the whole of my heart, good as it is
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:46 (fourteen years ago)
Ha ha I was thinking the same thing.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:46 (fourteen years ago)
Did you know that when PJ Soles burst her ear drum in the scene when she gets it in the face with a fire hose? It's true.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:47 (fourteen years ago)
I love how secondary all the men are as characters in this movie. Like it would barely matter if all if Travolta and Katt weren't in the movie.
― it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:47 (fourteen years ago)
!!!!!!
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:47 (fourteen years ago)
great movie but there's no way you'd kill a pig and fill a bucket with it's blood i'm sorry.
(SPOILER) Friday the 13th's ending in the boat is a straight rip off of Carrie then?
― piscesx, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:50 (fourteen years ago)
yep
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:51 (fourteen years ago)
but better
but probly cos Friday the 13th was the first non-Hammer horror movie i ever saw and the ending made me jump like fuck
(OK, I admire Possession for its conviction. That movie is weird and fucked up.)
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:53 (fourteen years ago)
nope, the one thing i will say for all time is that whatever i think of the rest of F13, that ending is all time.
― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:54 (fourteen years ago)
When I saw that Carrie was up, I thought that I would be a little disappointed if I wasn't quoted. <3 U Eric
<3 all of U
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:57 (fourteen years ago)
Also, great instincts on DePalma's part (not that Hollywood would give him a choice) NOT casting Carrie as described in King's book, where she was a fat, pimply, unpleasant loser.
― it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:58 (fourteen years ago)
why didn't they use paint/ dye/ etc? i mean i don't wanna harp on about this..
― piscesx, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:59 (fourteen years ago)
Throwaway line I quote all the time from Carrie: "Get 'er done--get 'er done."
― clemenza, Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:59 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, I know, I always had an issue with that, too. Like, why blood? That's gross, and one step beyond just the mere meanest prank in history.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:00 (fourteen years ago)
PJ Soles's laugh when they dump the blood is all-time, too.
I need to watch this again.
― it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:00 (fourteen years ago)
Jesse, were you the other number one vote?― carl agatha, Thursday, May 24, 2012 10:40 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkIf yes, do you want to go to the prom with me?― carl agatha, Thursday, May 24, 2012 10:40 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark
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Yep, that was me! I really had it in my head that Carrie would be #1.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:01 (fourteen years ago)
teenage kids are quite mean and have poor sense of boundaries come on
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:01 (fourteen years ago)
Obvious link, but pretty great anyway:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS1Ckczz0LQ&ob=av3e
― clemenza, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:01 (fourteen years ago)
How many gallons of blood are there in a pig?
― it was a dark and stormy genitals. (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:02 (fourteen years ago)
Throwaway line I quote all the time from Carrie: "Get 'er done--get 'er done."― clemenza, Thursday, May 24, 2012 3:59 PM (1 minute ago)
― clemenza, Thursday, May 24, 2012 3:59 PM (1 minute ago)
there is this larry fellow that fixes cable boxes that might really ruin this for you
― I want L'interieur chicken, not Hausu chicken (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:02 (fourteen years ago)
As fun and shocking as some of these trick endings can be in the moment, they tend to severely diminish my opinion of the movies in question. I always feel like the filmmaker didn't care enough to give us a legit ending.
― Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:03 (fourteen years ago)
Friday the 13th has a legit ending! and then an awesome one tacked on.
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:04 (fourteen years ago)