Meet 'bronies' -- grown men who are fans of My Little Pony

damn that is like a zen koan.

http://i.imgur.com/eDZ8N.jpg

The "sexy" humanoid pony art in the upper left hand corner is killing me.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/94234033/Survey-of-the-Brony-Subculture

4 Hindus

oh dear

http://htmlimg2.scribdassets.com/6pts8rc0001m2uk5/images/11-f3511f73c3.png

DNW

the race distribution on that kinda makes it clear that this is some white people shit

"Native American/American Indian: 10"
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I didn't think life could get more hilarious after I learned about the word "brony" and then I read a survey that talked about "ponysexuality"

http://vimeo.com/42481478

That video makes me realize I need to make some changes to my life.

become a brony?

man, this is gonna be even more embarrassing for these guys to live down than an ICP stage.
50 year old men with brony tattoos are gonna be the saddest post apocalyptic survivors

omigod "neighslayer"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFK8d4gYxyc

Watching that brony video made me really depressed.

me too

i honestly feel bad for those guys
like i wanna take them out and get a beer and tell them it gets better

There but for the grace of Princess Celestia go I…

yeah, suburban neckbeards are really sad. it's kind of bordering on an American hikikimori/NEET culture developing. if I ever have kids I'm considering having no Internet, cable, or video games

it's kind of bordering on an American hikikimori/NEET culture developing.

learned a new word today

ponysexual?

that was yesterday

how about bronysexual: people attracted to grown men obsessed with little girl ponies. now that I think about it, the only bronysexuals out there would probably be serial killers.

boys who like girls who kill boys who like ponys...

always should be someone you really feel sorry for

I have a hard time believing that dude is real

then, I remember humanity

ILX - then, I remember humanity

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/659165156/music-is-magic-a-documentary-on-brony-music

Together we make a better team than Pinkie Pie and Gummy. We hope to not only film the entirety of Everfree but also spread the word of brony culture through the music and the minds of those that make the magic happen.

I can't even.

That also lead me to the discovery of a Brony/Tuner subculture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02aENkq4rps

Together we make a better team than Pinkie Pie and Gummy. We hope to not only film the entirety of Everfree but also spread the word of brony culture through the music and the minds of those that make the magic happen.

the film shall be accompanied with an interpretive dance, with a special appearance by Underdog Lady Suzanne Muldowney:

http://s88984348.onlinehome.us/udlady/udlady2.jpg

There's always an interpretive dance.

"This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!"

kinda nsfw

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qx5pKB371r6nosgo1_500.jpg

is that an etsy perversion or an actual licensed hasbro product for which the ponysexuals have invented a sick new purpose

i guess i shouldn't be surprised i saw that.

Full-length documentary, kickstarted to double the goal: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/257527888/bronycon-the-documentary?ref=live

It should be noted that two people kicked in $10,000.

so fucking hot omg

The plushie mentioned upthread is apparently an unique item that MLP fan "Hoppip" of Surrey, UK has handmade and is selling through The Dealers Den ("Furry Auctions...And more!"). Starting price was GBP 55.00, and it's now up to GBP 125.50, with 15 bids. That's already getting pretty close to my bid ceiling, and with nearly six days to go, I might have to dip into next month's rent just to stay in the running. Wish me luck!

A hand-made plushie of Lyra from the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She's about 19" tall and made from fleece - perfect for hugging! Eyes and cutie mark are embroidered directly onto the fabric (by http://ethepony.blogspot.co.uk/ ). She's stuffed with fire retardant fiber filling - the same stuff you find in pillows. She took about a week to make, on and off. Comes from a smoke-free home.

The plushie also comes with removable handmade trousers and cotton + elastic underpants.

This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5" and a depth of about 6". You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don't finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don't have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!

If you would like the plushie without this "feature", just tell me after the auction and I will remove it free of charge.

Please treat her gently, I will not accept returns or repairs for any rough play you get up to.

someone had to be first

beg to differ

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx5fn6suyx1r9324ao1_1280.jpg

what the hell

how frustrating that you can't even finish inside the thing

I imagine that gets more wtf - the pictures are a pretty good indicator - but I only made it as far as "ponysona" before feeling that I had somehow ended up in the wrong universe and should read no further (also, caps)

I TAKE HER BATH ALL TIME SHE WANTS AND IS NOT IN MY BATHROOM I PAID FOR THE HIGH QUALITY SPAS FOR HER EVERYDAY, IN FACT I PERSONALLY FILLED HER HORNS AND HOOVES.

I PREPARE HER A LARGE BOWL OF SALAD WITH WITH BERRIES, CARROTS, ROMANIA LETTUCES, BLACK TRUFFLES, WHITE TRUFFLES, CHERRY TOMATOES, THOSE TINY CORNS, THIS SLICES BELL PEPPERS, BREAD CRUMBS HOME YES I BAKE A WHOLE LOAF A BREAD AND BAKE TO A CRISP AND CRUSH TO MAKE BAKE CRUMBS, SLICES OF ORANGE WITH THE PEEL, EXTRA PINTO NUTS AND PISTACHIO WITH OUT THE SHELL, HOME MADE RUSSIAN DRESSING WITH EXTRA HORSERADISH AND A HINT OF PATRON TEQUILA.

'ponysona'

worst bergman film

That last bit seems like it was written by the brony equivalent of George R.R Martin

actual white truffles i doubt it

YES I BAKE A WHOLE LOAF A BREAD AND BAKE TO A CRISP AND CRUSH TO MAKE BAKE CRUMBS