"I'm terribly sorry; this was supposed to be the Backwards Tuck slide, not the Left Leg Conceal."
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:42 (fourteen years ago)
"In summation, not all ideas are worth having. Thank you."
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 21 May 2012 08:12 (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
amazing
― flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 23:55 (fourteen years ago)
half of the people who look at this will have no idea what TED is, which is a bummer, because it precludes all TEDxxx genre captions
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 21 May 2012 14:25 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
new yorker readers know what TED is!
― flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 23:56 (fourteen years ago)
"This is a picture of a TEDdy bear."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:03 (fourteen years ago)
"... and this is how you smize."
― Pot Leeedom (Leee), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 02:36 (fourteen years ago)
tbh the most scandalous thing about that cartoon is that the guy's using a Mac SE.
― Pot Leeedom (Leee), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 02:37 (fourteen years ago)
Or in caption form, "I am trying very hard to distract you from the Mac SE I'm using."
― Pot Leeedom (Leee), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 02:50 (fourteen years ago)
haha, I was going to post the same thing but I couldn't remember what those macs were called
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 02:58 (fourteen years ago)
"It's called the 'treasure trail' because it leads you to my million dollar idea"
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 03:00 (fourteen years ago)
"I got my father's hairline and my mother's sense of the spiritual in everyday things."
― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 03:25 (fourteen years ago)
"I always wanted to be... a lumberjack!"
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 03:27 (fourteen years ago)
"This is the uniform of posthumanism I bid you wear to accelerate the singularity"
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 03:28 (fourteen years ago)
xxp lol
― flopson, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 03:29 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/06/04/p290/120604_contest_p290.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 28 May 2012 08:31 (fourteen years ago)
The realities of the EU Structural Fund.
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 09:12 (fourteen years ago)
"I think we could have made better use of this Homeland Security grant"
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 May 2012 13:24 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/06/04/p465/120604_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 28 May 2012 13:27 (fourteen years ago)
"They cam over 'ere, stealin' our coconats"
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 May 2012 15:31 (fourteen years ago)
"at least we know know why it's called 'atoll'"
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 15:43 (fourteen years ago)
"okay, let's feel down the back of the seat one more time."
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 28 May 2012 15:47 (fourteen years ago)
"I came here for the schools........ of fish!!!!!!!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 28 May 2012 15:52 (fourteen years ago)
darragh FTW
― ljubljana, Monday, 28 May 2012 16:07 (fourteen years ago)
"The exclusivity is top notch, the golf less so."
― jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 May 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)
"Hey, maybe we should just ask the toll guard for a lift back home."
― Captain Jean-Luc Godard (Leee), Monday, 28 May 2012 16:36 (fourteen years ago)
― ljubljana, Monday, May 28, 2012 9:07 AM (7 hours ago)
― Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Monday, 28 May 2012 23:44 (fourteen years ago)
^^^yep
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 28 May 2012 23:49 (fourteen years ago)
you should def submit it.
― s.clover, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:00 (fourteen years ago)
i prefer the eu one but i think y'all prefer the atoll one, right?
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:04 (fourteen years ago)
yes.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:05 (fourteen years ago)
you say that now, but if it wins you'll all claim to prefer the earlier work imo
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:09 (fourteen years ago)
yes
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:11 (fourteen years ago)
the atoll one was good but I stand by my belief that puns do not win
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 01:33 (fourteen years ago)
otm imo
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 01:43 (fourteen years ago)
There's something about this one. Runner-up = forks
― ljubljana, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 02:02 (fourteen years ago)
Needs more exclamation points imo
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 10:53 (fourteen years ago)
everyone's a person who criticizes
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 11:05 (fourteen years ago)
Needs less 'know' imo.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 11:07 (fourteen years ago)
one less k i'll grant you
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 11:07 (fourteen years ago)
"It's not huge, isle grant you that!!!!!
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 11:11 (fourteen years ago)
"i'll never view a place at low tide again"
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 11:14 (fourteen years ago)
"We need a davenport."
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 11:42 (fourteen years ago)
"it is terribly ironic and not a little awkward that we have squandered our wealth on moving to a desert island with preposterously excessive immigration controls to isolate ourselves from the tyranny of sodomy and to escape the gay jihad on marriage only for me to now discover that i am in fact in love with you, and always have been"
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 12:25 (fourteen years ago)
Please please submit that.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 12:40 (fourteen years ago)
at the very least to colin firth's agent
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 12:41 (fourteen years ago)
short version:
"Why, do you fancy a shag?"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 12:43 (fourteen years ago)
But that doesn't make any mention of the toll booth/barrier/fence deal. The implications are completely different.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 12:46 (fourteen years ago)
it's irony/juxtaposition.
― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 13:51 (fourteen years ago)
"I said from the start this congestion charge was a terrible mistake."
― s.clover, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:31 (fourteen years ago)
"this island satisfies me because i fucking hate mexicans"
― goole, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:49 (fourteen years ago)
"You smell."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 14:49 (fourteen years ago)