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Aawww, you horny Finn, thank you. That cheered me up.

But not as much as this did:

So Not Safe For Work Oh No No No.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 09:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh lord, art students, god bless them each and every one (technically work safe but still a bit of a dodgy situation)

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Your first pic is beautiful, Kate, and in no way obscene. The second one isn't loading for me though.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

The second one is just really sweet!

I didn't say it was obscene - I mean, you can't see any bits or anything in the first one, either. But it's definitely not safe for work.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Nipple Worship:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/milkyeros/489.jpg

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I really just don't understand how you can find these people even vaguely attractive, Kate. That kid's all hollow-eyed, yellow-teethed, scrawny and scarred. Yech.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I have sex at least 4 times a week these days and Im still horny all the time. I thought I was supposed to hit my peak when I was 20? 10 years later and i got a constant erection.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 18 October 2004 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe he's got a great personality?

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 18 October 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Not HIM, Andrew, the bloke who's doing the squeezing.

It's just the whole homoeroticism of the whole thing. Coz I'm just a gay man trapped in a middle aged woman's body.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Here he is, being all smart and stuff:

http://www.freepichosting.com/Thumbs/421565484/0/1.jpg

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

!!!

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 22 October 2004 06:44 (twenty-one years ago)

(N.B. he's probably not actually thinking up his next killer checkmate move at all, but just thinking "la la la, look at the pretty horsie!")

― Kissing Time At The Pleasure Unit (kate), Friday, 22 October 2004 07:14 (twenty-one years ago)

He's got the gaze of someone who's thinking "I'm missing Eastenders for this?"

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Friday, 22 October 2004 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

aside from a kinda "enh" attempt a few months ago, it's been years for me.

oh, and i know live in a new city in a new state, so i get to start over all over again.

― Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (Kingfish), Friday, 22 October 2004 07:58 (twenty-one years ago)

HORNY.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 4 November 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

HORNY HORNY

POLITICS MAKE ME HORNY

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

SO HORNY

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 4 November 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Shame you're not on MSN, luna.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 4 November 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, this was a timely revive. For me.

Rrrrrrr...

― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 4 November 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

whimper

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 4 November 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

eh I've had me Wednesday wank, I'm set

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 4 November 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

CO-ED SAUNAS!

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

My wednesday wank was a long time ago. I'm well into thursday.

Ah, I'm drunk. But still. Who wants some?

― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 4 November 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Did anyone else have election night consolation sex?

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 November 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't be here if I did, would I?

Ah bugger it, I'm off to bed. night night.

― JimD (JimD), Thursday, 4 November 2004 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

four months for me, not really bothered about it. After this second breakup with the same guy I'm not of the mind to fuck everybody I meet in a sad revenge/self-esteem salvage as the first time we broke up. I can wait.

This thread made me feel vaguely horny but my masturbation attempts these days aren't successful 9 times out of 10 so it's kind of pointless.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Thursday, 4 November 2004 04:51 (twenty-one years ago)

anti-depressants?

― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 4 November 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

oh shit thats an endurance game

― still bevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 4 November 2004 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

No kidding. In a bad way, not in a fun motocross way.

― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 4 November 2004 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/images/bbc/talent/radiotalent/6music_bobby_gillespie.jpg

― Two-Headed Zombie With No Face (kate), Thursday, 4 November 2004 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

sweet mother of mercy i haven't had sex in 12 days and i have to wait 11 more and whats worse is that my vibrator is 110kms south of here when it should be a mere armslength south. while this isn't the end of the world or of masturbation as we know it i would sure prefer a nice penis or a big hunk of stiff rubber as opposed to another desperate rendezvous with my hand.

i think i'm a go start a bam margera picture thread on IRE.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 11:31 (twenty-one years ago)

vibrators rule.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

sweet mother of mercy i haven't had sex in 12 days and i have to wait 11 more and whats worse is that my vibrator is 110kms south of here when it should be a mere armslength south.

are you in the ILX secret santa, di?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

although, 12 days.. well damn.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

It's now been fifteen months since I orgasmed with the aid of another. I'm now to the point where I don't even attempt to find a horn companion. And this should bother me, but doesn't.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I need to find a bromide supplier, got a terrible case of the horn.

― leigh (leigh), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

If my situation could be translated into electricity, it would crash the Internet. Forever.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I've had sex like twice in the last 6 weeks and I wish I could stop thinking about it.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

GET ONE LAID

I've had more sex than I can fathom in the past 8 months. BUt its business related.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

It's now been fifteen months since I orgasmed with the aid of another. I'm now to the point where I don't even attempt to find a horn companion. And this should bother me, but doesn't.
-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), December 29th, 2004 4:50 PM. (nickalicious)

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I need to find a bromide supplier, got a terrible case of the horn.
-- leigh (melodynelso...), December 29th, 2004 4:52 PM. (leigh)

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If my situation could be translated into electricity, it would crash the Internet. Forever.
-- Je4nne ƒury (jeanneƒur...), December 29th, 2004 4:53 PM. (Jeanne Fury)

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I've had sex like twice in the last 6 weeks and I wish I could stop thinking about it.
-- Jordan (jordan...), December 29th, 2004 4:54 PM. (Jordan)

HEY! i've got an idea.

you guys should hook up!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

GET ONE LAID
I've had more sex than I can fathom in the past 8 months. BUt its business related.

-- Big Baby Bingo (formerlypoopsmcge...), December 29th, 2004 4:55 PM. (Chris V)

i.e. you paid?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

some people don't know they're ~~born~~ plenty sexed

― Frankenstein On Ice (blueski), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, you ARE cheap, Ken.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

mmm... piles of steamy humping bodies.

― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://please.leisuretown.us/dilhole/images/d003.jpg

― CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

It has to be said that doesn't vary that much from the Dilbert universe at all.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-5-1089838797.jpg

― CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

if i got paid for all the fuckin i've been doing i'd be a millionaire....nah, im trying to make a baby bingo.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

rawrr

ihttp://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-5-1104339969.jpg

― CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

12 days? i think the last time i got laid was like 9 months ago, but oddly i don't really seem to mind. just the idea of some hot juicy cock getting rammed down my throat, even if i didn't have a gag reflex, makes me want to vomit. i dunno, im 24, i thought i was supposed to be in the prime of my sexlife. i wonder if something is broken

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 17:06 (twenty-one years ago)

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