Let's Win the New Yorker Caption Contest

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"In summation, not all ideas are worth having. Thank you."

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 21 May 2012 12:12 (fourteen years ago)

"So I had a TWO billion dollar idea -- iSpanx"

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 May 2012 12:14 (fourteen years ago)

New Yorker-y unfunny style: "And that's the wrong slide."

bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 12:40 (fourteen years ago)

"J'ACCUSE!"

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 21 May 2012 13:23 (fourteen years ago)

^winner

He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

"here is the cartoon and caption i submitted to the new yorker. they ... did not accept it."

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

"I think we've all learned something here today."

s.clover, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

"observe how remarkably flexible my neck is."

Merdeyeux, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

"This concludes the sissymanwhore presentation. Any questions?"

bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

oh, just got one:
"Admittedly, we still have some kinks to work out of the presentation."

bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

another not-funny image

goole, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

"More like TEDDY Talk, amirite"

Never translate Dutch (jaymc), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

"more like ASSCHEEKS worth spreading, amirite"

goole, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

"And now I will explain how to tie a corset."

s.clover, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

I've noticed that the contest ones are almost always "Look at this outrageous juxtaposition!" in a way that kind of precludes any actually funny captions.

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

forks that is a winning caption

judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:22 (fourteen years ago)

half of the people who look at this will have no idea what TED is, which is a bummer, because it precludes all TEDxxx genre captions

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

"...and he's the bad twin"

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 21 May 2012 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

"Father, Ted"

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 21 May 2012 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

"You don't know what pain is!"

He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 21 May 2012 19:15 (fourteen years ago)

IRL LOL

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Monday, 21 May 2012 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

"Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome!"

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 21 May 2012 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

I went for "... and This is Me!"

Mark G, Monday, 21 May 2012 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

"There seems to be a mistake with my slides. My name is Dave, not Ted."

the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Monday, 21 May 2012 22:14 (fourteen years ago)

"no, YOU the man"

Philip Nunez, Monday, 21 May 2012 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

"My name is Jeff Mitchell and i live in Rugby, Warwickshire, UK. I like fucking different objects and wearing womens underwear and i love showing the pictures off."

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

"Perry Farrell made me admit it. Nothing's shocking."

EZ Snappin, Monday, 21 May 2012 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

"I'm terribly sorry; this was supposed to be the Backwards Tuck slide, not the Left Leg Conceal."

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 21 May 2012 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

"In summation, not all ideas are worth having. Thank you."

― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 21 May 2012 08:12 (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

amazing

flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

half of the people who look at this will have no idea what TED is, which is a bummer, because it precludes all TEDxxx genre captions

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 21 May 2012 14:25 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

new yorker readers know what TED is!

flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

"This is a picture of a TEDdy bear."

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

"... and this is how you smize."

Pot Leeedom (Leee), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

tbh the most scandalous thing about that cartoon is that the guy's using a Mac SE.

Pot Leeedom (Leee), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

Or in caption form, "I am trying very hard to distract you from the Mac SE I'm using."

Pot Leeedom (Leee), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

haha, I was going to post the same thing but I couldn't remember what those macs were called

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

"It's called the 'treasure trail' because it leads you to my million dollar idea"

Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 03:00 (fourteen years ago)

"I got my father's hairline and my mother's sense of the spiritual in everyday things."

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 03:25 (fourteen years ago)

"I always wanted to be... a lumberjack!"

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

"This is the uniform of posthumanism I bid you wear to accelerate the singularity"

Word of Wisdom Robots (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

xxp lol

flopson, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/06/04/p290/120604_contest_p290.jpg

Mark G, Monday, 28 May 2012 08:31 (fourteen years ago)

The realities of the EU Structural Fund.

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 09:12 (fourteen years ago)

"I think we could have made better use of this Homeland Security grant"

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 28 May 2012 13:24 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/06/04/p465/120604_contest_p465.jpg

Mark G, Monday, 28 May 2012 13:27 (fourteen years ago)

"They cam over 'ere, stealin' our coconats"

Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 May 2012 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

"at least we know know why it's called 'atoll'"

pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Monday, 28 May 2012 15:43 (fourteen years ago)

"okay, let's feel down the back of the seat one more time."

Merdeyeux, Monday, 28 May 2012 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

"I came here for the schools........ of fish!!!!!!!"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 28 May 2012 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

darragh FTW

ljubljana, Monday, 28 May 2012 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

"The exclusivity is top notch, the golf less so."

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 May 2012 16:09 (fourteen years ago)


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