Hahaha rain delay at 5-5 30-30. Of course.
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Sunday, 20 May 2012 14:23 (twelve years ago) link
omg that point!!! :D i literally yelled out COME ON <3
― uberweiss, Sunday, 20 May 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago) link
omg
ok that time i yelled out something else
literally what even
― uberweiss, Sunday, 20 May 2012 14:37 (twelve years ago) link
YEEEEEEEEEEEEES
maria is so hot when she fights <3
― uberweiss, Sunday, 20 May 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago) link
i've been watching a feed w/no commentary, does anyone know how long this rain is forecast to last? i need to have a shower but also not miss the TB
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Sunday, 20 May 2012 14:54 (twelve years ago) link
Eurosport twitter suggests we'll have to wait a while before this hot mess returns.
― abcfsk, Sunday, 20 May 2012 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
hah.. returned to play in worse conditions than before, could only laugh as they shook hands after match
― abcfsk, Sunday, 20 May 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
Hate this sport
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Sunday, 20 May 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
Can we go back to the days when women's tennis was a total mess but players I like actually won stuff? Rather than my three least favourite players owning everything?
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Sunday, 20 May 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link
Radwanska barely counts
lina and maria bffs
― abcfsk, Sunday, 20 May 2012 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
YESSSSSSSS :D !!!!!!!!!!
LOVING Serena and Sharapova absolutely owning the clay season!
― uberweiss, Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
This Nadal-Djok match is insane. Ridiculous rally after ridiculous rally.
― Roz, Monday, 21 May 2012 11:21 (twelve years ago) link
that 5-5 30-30 point where djokovic hit what was going to be a winning shot but the linesman called it out
fsnjghdffgg HATE
― uberweiss, Monday, 21 May 2012 11:48 (twelve years ago) link
why can't i watch this match :(
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Monday, 21 May 2012 12:00 (twelve years ago) link
That pt ruined the match for Nole, I think - he was totally distracted afterwards. xpost
Nice to see how fluent his Italian is now.
― Roz, Monday, 21 May 2012 12:48 (twelve years ago) link
The USO will be St Kim's last tournament. Good riddance! :D
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 12:02 (twelve years ago) link
boo
I actually want everyone from Kim's era to come back and play because maybe then I won't feel so fucking old
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 12:56 (twelve years ago) link
hope she loses first round to rus or someone :D
― uberweiss, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
paire benoit @benoitpaire
Le rêve de manger une pizza avec une petite bière en écoutant de la musique triste!!!!!
awwww
― kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link
Wow, I don't think I realised quite the extent of Roddick's slump. After losing to Roger-Vasselin yesterday, he's 7-11 for the year.
Sam Querrey is yr only former champ still in the draw at Queen's.
― Michael Jones, Thursday, 14 June 2012 12:36 (twelve years ago) link
Haas got a set of Fed, eh. Must find a stream immediately.
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Sunday, 17 June 2012 12:43 (eleven years ago) link
Make that two, and the tournament.
― abcfsk, Sunday, 17 June 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link
Well blow me down. Happened too fast for me to find one. Anyone see it?
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Sunday, 17 June 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link
I have had no trouble finding a stream for Bad Gastein, but, dear me, Cornet v Wickmayer, I can't think of a final I'd like to watch less than psycho bitch Cornet and Whoopeemayer.
(No, Clijsters/Oprandi, no, no).
― neil young & crazy town (edwardo), Sunday, 17 June 2012 12:57 (eleven years ago) link
Only saw the last game. Fed slipped and fell on the grass, real cartoon-like.
― abcfsk, Sunday, 17 June 2012 12:59 (eleven years ago) link
Ditto. Crowd looked really into it!
They've only just finished the Edgbaston QFs, lulz.
― star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Sunday, 17 June 2012 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
Why is the Devil Child playing a 25K in France next week instead of Wimbledon qualies? I was anticipating seeing her in person...
― star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Sunday, 17 June 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
oh nalbandian, what an idiot
― ༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Sunday, 17 June 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
lol i love him
― groovemaaan, Sunday, 17 June 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
welp that was inappropriate
― ༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Sunday, 17 June 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link
That speech might have been the least gracious thing I've ever seen in tennis :o
― star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Sunday, 17 June 2012 15:10 (eleven years ago) link
WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THINGS
absolute lol @ nalbandian, what the actual fuck?
― uberweiss, Sunday, 17 June 2012 15:16 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ2ssjDKWvk
― star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Sunday, 17 June 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
aww poor nalbandian, he didn't mean to hit him, i hope there's a clause in the rules about intent so they don't have to disqualify him!!
lol @ andrew fucking castle
― uberweiss, Sunday, 17 June 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
there's no clause, it was an automatic default.
He could have rescued his reputation with a decent apology, it was just a moment of idiocy, but instead he managed to look like even more of a cunt with that astonishingly self-serving "apology".
― star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Sunday, 17 June 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
and it's not just a DQ he should worry about but an actual suspension.
― star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Sunday, 17 June 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
i know lex, i'm just paraphrasing what andrew castle said
saw a photo of the linesman's knee. it is pretty gruesome. can't wait for the speeches to be uploaded :D
― uberweiss, Sunday, 17 June 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link
man why I am always asleep when these things happen? Oh Nalby, you idiot.
In other hilarious news: http://yfrog.com/ntznmejj
http://a.yfrog.com/img857/5017/znmej.jpg
― Roz, Sunday, 17 June 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link
you guys
http://espn.go.com/tennis/story/_/id/8066649/melanie-oudin-halts-jelena-jankovic-win-rain-delayed-aegon-classic
lol
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 18 June 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
I wondered whether Jankovic's new low would occur by losing to a GBR WC in her opening round but making it to the final only to lose to Shoedin AGAIN is definitely a more Jankovician way of hitting a new low.
Ugh, though, Oudin seems to actually be back 4 real.
― star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Monday, 18 June 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
(Meanwhile, Donald Young actually HAS gone and lost to a GBR WC in Eastbourne today. 10th straight loss I think.)
― star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Monday, 18 June 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link
Donald Young is going to give me neck sprain, I spend so much time shaking my damn head at him
― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 18 June 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link
And Samantha Stosur just lost to a 251st-ranked qualifier in 's-Hertoeekjfnknddddddklddlkdkldkldkldkldlk HOWEVER YOU TYPE THAT PLACE NAME
― star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Monday, 18 June 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link
'S-HERTOGENBOSCH
― star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Monday, 18 June 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link
We all know about Kvitty's hit-or-miss style...and yeah, that's her game and always will be. But I have wondered so many times this year WHAT she's actually trying to get her strokes under control, especially on big points. Is she trying anything at all? Or is she just going to swing away idiotically forever in the hope that a Peak Pierce style run magically ensues every few years.
― star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:05 (eleven years ago) link
COMMENTATOR (brightly): "A lovely day at Devonshire Park today! It's bright, warm..." (Beat.) "Well. Not warm, exactly." (Beat.) "It's...dry. And not that windy."
Oh, British Isles.
― star-spangled david banner (lex pretend), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 11:15 (eleven years ago) link
Don't know why this didn't occur to me earlier but I just realised the players will be in their national colours instead of traditional white at Wimbledon during the Olympics. That's going to be weird.
― Roz, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 12:56 (eleven years ago) link
Congrats to Roddick for somehow extending his rad streak of seasons with an ATP title.
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 24 June 2012 04:07 (eleven years ago) link
I don't understand how Tamira Paszek just won a Premier title! It is welcome and all, but she had a 2-13 w/l record this year coming into Eastbourne! She lost to Keothavong last week!
Roddick smh, I hope I don't see anyone bigging up his chances or going on about a return to form following this impressive feat of two retirements and three clay bums.
― bitch I'm on the 242 (lex pretend), Sunday, 24 June 2012 07:53 (eleven years ago) link