Is it time for us nerds to start anticipating THE AVENGERS, directed by Joss Whedon?

I guess they are enhanced, not cybernetic.

In the "Old Man Logan" series Hawkeye is completely blind but can still drive a car and hit pretty much whatever he aims at. Of course, that story also has T. Rexes merged with Venom symbiotes, so. Mark Millar is kinda dumb.

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He kind of went over the top on his gross-out rape-humor on that one, right? I thought it was half ok, half utterly reprehensible.

btw venom t-rex is awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HqylM387CU

still waiting for Shakey's review

over all, I enjoyed it. It zips along, well-cast and well-acted throughout, and successfully provides the kind of charming, irony-laden banter most action films aspire to but fail miserably to achieve. Maintains a playful tone that serves the action well and keeps what might otherwise be ponderous or ridiculous fun and engaging.

That being said, it isn't really *about* anything and pretty much everything you need to know about it is right there on the surface in first viewing, so I doubt I'll ever be compelled to watch it or think about it ever again. And the last fight scene goes on too long but I guess Hulk has to smash SOMETHING, right?

one major flaw: no scene of Loki and Stark enjoying a single malt before the former's carted off to the Asgardian hoosegow.

The fights in this movie were so badly done, as "big" as it felt they were trying to go it felt a lot like TV (espesh the whole middle part on the flying aircraft carrier)

to me it's enough that I can follow them

Finally got to see this and I think the fight scenes were so much better than any other recent superhero flick. They were easy to follow, without all the ridiculously tight close-ups and rapid cuts that made the fight scenes in say, Dark Knight, nearly unwatchable. I thought this was really fun overall, even if the plot pretty much didn't exist.

I thought they were all close up and choppily edited tbh

compared to which action movie from the last twenty years

your mom: the movie

honestly thought the best fight scene was the first one between Iron Man/Thor/Cap

ok but what else

xp

i'd hate to see what s1ocki things of, say, the fight scenes in the Bourne movies if he found these close up and choppy

I thought they ruled but PG is basically the only dude who can pull that off

I will add that unlike the lyrical teen fantasy Chronicle or Neveldine-Taylor’s daring Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance which addressed life, death, morality, Marvel’s The Avengers has little to say other than “Buy me!”

Ghost Rider's visuals were impressive for the movie's cost! The plot and film as a whole, not really

The Dark Nought is unwatchable in considerable part thanks to the fight scenes.

It certainly doesn't help that it features a dude dressed in black fighting in the dark.

and a dude whose Scary Voice is less convincing than my niece's.

the human action was poorly shot (thor vs loki especially) but the big spectacle parts were super duper good

Yeah the sterling battle finale p much redeemed a lot dark, hard-to-see shit in the beginning

I kinda had to laugh when Loki, a god, made his getaway in a jeep

lol

if y'all want solid fight sequences, go see RAID: the Redemption

if y'all want solid fight sequences, go see Lysette Anthony vs Sydney Pollack in Husbands and Wives.

I will add that unlike the lyrical teen fantasy Chronicle or Neveldine-Taylor’s daring Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance which addressed life, death, morality, Marvel’s The Avengers has little to say other than “Buy me!”

― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, May 21, 2012 7:10 PM (1 hour ago)

ha, I thought I was the only person who dug ghost rider: SoV. a tough sell after the first but it was pretty damn good.

alfred said the dark nought again!!

will never be better than bozelka's "the dork knight" typo

after Gamer there's no way im ever intentionally watching a N/T movie again

man I wish mine were a typo

just say you meant The Dark Nougat

I will add that unlike the lyrical teen fantasy Chronicle or Neveldine-Taylor’s daring Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance which addressed life, death, morality, Marvel’s The Avengers has little to say other than “Buy me!”

― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, May 21, 2012 7:10 PM (1 hour ago)

ha, I thought I was the only person who dug ghost rider: SoV. a tough sell after the first but it was pretty damn good.

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, May 21, 2012 7:30 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you and armond

looooooooool i was wondering what shakey's obviously quoted post was from

i guess this movie's probably all talked out but: this was pretty much what i expected, dumb but pretty fun. it could have been just hulk and iron man and would have been just as good, if not better. i liked the captain america movie but he and thor are basically the same character, both humorless and upright and anachronistic and without much in the way of powers other than being strong. hawkeye and black widow were totally pointless. i like cobie smulders getting a chance to break out of how i met your mother, though she didn't really have a character here.

i mentioned this on facebook but my favorite LOL Loki moment was him giving his taunting speech to a crowd of Germans ... in English (who all mysteriously know what "kneel!" means).

thor was the only one of these fucking movies i haven't seen so i was kinda pissed that the main bad guy/plot came from that movie because i didn't know what was going on when he was suddenly in space talking to an alien on a meteor

thor was where the aliens taught the germans english

thor & cap had two of my favorite lines, cant see at all how it'd be better without them

There's a powerful scene in Thor where the Asgardians show Superman II and there's a closeup of young Loki watching General Zod while the music rumbles ominously and Loki nods.

looooooooool i was wondering what shakey's obviously quoted post was from

― tell peeta my fire dress is draggin on the floor (some dude), Monday, May 21, 2012 6:18 PM

i almost made a "turning into armond white" crack

Thor is a lot of things but "humorless" is not any of them! (cf. "He's adopted.")

Ya there were some dece LOLs

lol armond white

Thor is actually pretty funny in his own movie too

Jesus Christ this was a great movie.

I loved Iron Man as a kid and still find him pretty badass in the movie !

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